You already knew about Norway’s Amazing Technicolor Dreampants: the finest pants in all the nations. But you hadn’t counted on … their socks!

The Norwegian Curling Team has more clothes swag than any Chubbies-wearing frat Bro ever will. h/t: @fangsbites pic.twitter.com/r0hgyUuxkc

— Brandon Wenerd (@brandonwenerd) February 12, 2014

Norway leads Germany 5-3 going into the eighth, um, inning?

UPDATE: It’s 5-5 going into the 10th. Germany sticking with Brian Wilson for another inning.

UPDATE: Norway wins, 8-5. Pants!

Norwegian curling team pants update, Day 2: STILL STRONG. http://t.co/BNSJFL3xa2 pic.twitter.com/VlgaxTkWAo

— SB Nation (@sbnation) February 12, 2014

Meanwhile, the U.S. men are pounding Denmark 7-3 going into the ninth, behind Jared Zezel’s 13 – 92% hits. Whatever that means.

UPDATE: Uh oh: Denmark has slowly swept to within 7-5.

UPDATE: U.S. wins, 9-5.

Another stolen point and the U.S. pads its lead to 3 points. USA 6, DEN 3 #halftime #curling #USAUSAUSA

— Terry Kolesar (@terry_usacurl) February 12, 2014

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