Look at the size of his putter.
Oh, dang, my shaft’s all bent.
You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
After 18 holes I can barely walk.
My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip.
Lift your head and spread your legs.
You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
Just turn your back and drop it.
Hold up. I’ve got to wash my balls.
Damn, I missed the hole again.