Urdu Hindi Funny SMS and Jokes
Bap : beta aaj tak tum ny asa koi kam nahi kia jis se mera sir ouncha ho gaya ho
Beta : yad karen papa ek dafa me ny ap k sir k nichy 3takyea rakhy the
Duniya Ki Sab se Taqatwar Shay hai Loha. Har Shay Ko Kaat Dalta hai. Lohay se Taqatwar hai Aag,
Jo Lohay ko Pighla deti hai. Aag se Taqatwar hai Paani, Jo Aag ko Bujha deta hai. Aur Paani se Taqatawar hai Insan, Jo Usay Pee Jata hai. Insan se Taqatwar hai Maut,
Jo use Kha jati hai. Aur Maut se Taqatwar hai Sadqa,
Jo Maut ko Taal deta hai.
Aur Sadqay se Taqatwar hai MULVI
JO SADQA BHI KHA JATA HAI
Pathan ki bv
Raat kafi ho gai hy
KHAN Sb nhi aye
Zurur koi Larki ka chakar hoga
Pathan ki maa:
Hamesha bura hi sochna Kia pata kisi Truck k Nechy a gya ho
Foji Prade K Doraan Ek Officer Ny Pathan Sipahi Sy Puchha. Ye Hath May Kya Hy.
Gul Khan: Sir Ye Banduk Hy
Oficer: Ye Banduk Nhi Tumhari Ezat Or Shan Hy
Tumhari
Maa Hy Maa.
Then Officer To 2nd Pathan
Banduk Ki Tarf Eshara Karty Hue
Ye Kya Hy.?
2nd Pathan:
Sir
Ye
Gul Khan
Ki Maa Hy
HEER:
“wy ranjya menu koi aysa khat likh k meain sari umer pardi rawan
RANJHA:
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Le hun pardi ray
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Teacher : titanic kaise doba ?
Student : DUBUK
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DUBUK
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BUDUK
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BUDUK .
BUDUK .
BUDUK .
GULUM .
Gulu gulu gulu
Ek Molvi Bus Me Ja Raha Tha
Samney Bethi Ek Aurat Apny Bety Ko Bar bar ye hi Bol Rahi Thi
“Beta Jaldi se Ye Halwa Kha lo Warna Me Un Uncle Ko De Dun gi
jab us orat ne 4th bar ye hi alfaaz bole to MOLVi ghusse se Bola:
“O baji gee Jaldi Fesla Karo,
Halway k chakkar me mai 4 Stop Agey aa gaya Hun
Baap ne apne betey ki talashi li, jaib se naswar, cigrette, chars, katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls ke numbers baramad hoyein, baap ne betey ko buhat mara aor kaha, kab se kar rahe ho ye sab kuch?
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Beta rote hoye bola
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“abbu maine aapki vaskat pehni hy
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