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Experience the franchise that has been rebooted more times than a broken computer, and zoom through one of gaming's most extensive catalog of garbage featuring, The original games whose magic cannot be recaptured (Sonic 2/1), The handheld versions that are way worse than you remember (Sonic Spinball/Tails Adventure), The Dreamcast one where **** started to go off the rails (Sonic Adventure), The one where the designers took a bunch of acid (Knuckle's Chaotix), The one designed by your edgy younger brother (Shadow The Hedgehog), The one where Sonic makes out with a human lady (Sonic 06), The one where they've ran out of ideas and made Sonic into a werewolf (Sonic Unleashed), The Super Mario Galaxy one (Sonic Lost World), Some motion control trash (Sonic & The Black Knight), and The one where they ****ed up Sonic's arms, and everything else (Sonic Boom). Seriously, you know your series has a problem when the cart racing spin offs are the high point!
Experience the franchise that has been rebooted more times than a broken computer, and zoom through one of gaming's most extensive catalog of garbage featuring, The original games whose magic cannot be recaptured (Sonic 2/1), The handheld versions that are way worse than you remember (Sonic Spinball/Tails Adventure), The Dreamcast one where **** started to go off the rails (Sonic Adventure), The one where the designers took a bunch of acid (Knuckle's Chaotix), The one designed by your edgy younger brother (Shadow The Hedgehog), The one where Sonic makes out with a human lady (Sonic 06), The one where they've ran out of ideas and made Sonic into a werewolf (Sonic Unleashed), The Super Mario Galaxy one (Sonic Lost World), Some motion control trash (Sonic & The Black Knight), and The one where they ****ed up Sonic's arms, and everything else (Sonic Boom). Seriously, you know your series has a problem when the cart racing spin offs are the high point!
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Then once you experenced the Sonic games,, prepare yourself for the terrifying hell pit that is the Sonic fanbase! As yoy sit through mountains of terrible original characters, (Do Not Steal!), furry fan art, and religious crossovers. My God, what has SEGA brought!
Starring: The Blue Bore (Sonic), Tailspin, Gives no Fxxkles, (Knuckles) Fatal Attraction (Amy), Hodor (Big), Urban Sonic (Shadow), Four Twenty Blaze It (Silver), Furry Morrigan (Rouge), Jewel (Blaze), and Fat Dr. Wily (Dr. Robotnik/Eggman). Sonichu.
Starring: The Blue Bore (Sonic), Tailspin, Gives no Fxxkles, (Knuckles) Fatal Attraction (Amy), Hodor (Big), Urban Sonic (Shadow), Four Twenty Blaze It (Silver), Furry Morrigan (Rouge), Jewel (Blaze), and Fat Dr. Wily (Dr. Robotnik/Eggman). Sonichu.
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You know what the real best part of Sonic is? Keeping the sign up in the air! Whoo!