We hate to admit it: Mum is absolutely right about wearing good, clean undies “in case you get hit by a bus”. Kate Middleton was caught in a mini “Marilyn Moment” during her recent visit to New Zealand with Prince William and Baby George. Apparently, a very naughty gust of wind sneaked under the royal hemline to reveal the Duchess’s graceful svelte stems to awaiting cameras as she got off the plane. Okay, so she wasn’t hit by a bus like our heading insinuates and she managed to keep her skirt under control just in time, but the same rule applies.
50 Years have passed and the gale continues to get celebrities blushing and the rest of us clapping.
Surprisingly, cheeky air currents, zipper failure, falls and other minor accidents happen more often than we imagine. A quick Google search yields pageloads of celebrities struck by various blush-inducing wardrobe malfunctions. Unfortunately, not everyone (even seemingly impeccably groomed stars) was paparazzi or A&E ready when it happened. So take heed, girlfriend: It takes careful preparation to turn a major style mishap into one iconic fashion situation. For you never know when the wind would blow and when your traffic-stopping Marilyn Moment might come.
Woooooo!
DON NICE KNICKERS
Judging from the number of well-togged socialites who fell foul of Mom’s fashion commandment about quality underwear, worn-out grandma cotton panties – not its windy partner-in-crime – are by no doubt, the number one killer of Marilyn-esque photo opportunities.
Peek and learn from Kimberley Garner instead. The English actress and property heiress wowed onlookers with a flash of her racy red lace thongs (along with an impossibly tight tush and cracking pins) which matched her red dress.
On the other extreme, resist the temptation to go commando a la Paris Hilton at her recent birthday bash if you’re planning to wear prime wardrobe whoopsie material (i.e. flimsy floaty skirts, gowns with high thigh splits, or tiny dresses with ultra short hemlines). We aren’t exactly keen on viewing your entire lady garden – that just leaves no room for imagination.
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Cut to Commercial – At least Mariah Carey’s skin was glistening like her Versace
SMOOTH YOUR SKIN
Zippers do have a natural tendency to give way at the worst possible timing…and the construction men lunching along the sidewalk do look under your cute little skirt when you are struggling to get out of the car. Let your saving grace be the whispered remark: “At least her skin is fabulously flawless.”
Cellulite, overgrown private hair, dark and roughened butt skin, and bacne are the common things most of us ladies have to battle with, on top of rogue breezes and roaming eyes.
Deep radiofrequency treatments such as the Thermage for Body are clinically-proven cellulite busters to tame the unsightly dimples and keep your thigh skin taut and toned. 1 to 2 Thermage sessions may be required as primary treatment, before repeating it once a year for optimal maintenance.
While fruit acids might not sound as sexy as high-tech lasers, the tried-and-tested Chemical Peel gets the job done keeping back breakouts at bay and lightening pimple marks, as well as dark patches on the butt.
Sorry…We’re not promoting pre-pubertal Brazilians, but a Jumanji jungle bush bursting out of your undies (or swimwear) is simply not a sexy sight to behold. If you find trimming your lady lawn or living with prickly stubbles a chore, consider permanent hair removal with either IPL or lasers to keep your nether grove in check.
Even supermodels have to battle with cellulite.
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Dare to bare legs in prime dancing shape
FLAUNT SUPERBLY TONED FLESH
For a major case of leg envy, take tips from gazelle-like dancers. Adding dance-inspired moves into your usual workout can help you sculpt shapely, lean stems even if you have two left feet.
The Kneeling Abrabesque works on both your booty and thighs for a rear view you want to be in full view. Start by kneeling down on all fours. Rest your non-working knee on the ground with the shin lifted up and out. Lift up this leg, keeping it bent, and tuck it neatly behind the working knee. Then extend it behind your body. Return to the start and repeat 30 times on one side, then do the same on the other. No pain, no gain, remember?
Drool-worthy killer heels will add extra brownie points, in addition to cheating instant length and slenderness.
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- By Michelle Wenli