I think that my favorite news story from S FL in 2012 was the drunken 22 yr old kid who disrupted a wedding on the beach on Marco Island by throwing full, unopened cans of beer at the wedding party while screaming, “TOURISTS GO HOME, IM A FUCKING LOCAL”
He explained to the police that as a veteran, he had the right to do anything he pleased.
As a former resident of Marco Island, I die laughing. I can totally see this happening. Full cans of beer. What a nut.