sashayed:
sashayed:
oh my god you guys i almost forgot to tell you some TERRIBLE NEWS: i met a 9-week-old corgi puppy named BABY KING POTATO who was the size of a child’s Nerf ball and as soon as i set eyes upon him i literally fell to my knees with a soft cry like a desert saint visited by one gentle angel. his owner told me that BABY KING POTATO had an instagram but i was so thrilled and overwhelmed to be holding BABY KING POTATO, who was as soft as a bunny, in my own arms that my ears weren’t working so i don’t have any memory of what the instagram WAS, and googling it has yielded only INCORRECT CORGIS, like this is a wonderful corgi, but he is no BABY KING POTATO, who was the color of hot chocolate with marshmallows in it and also, as i mentioned, no larger than a tube of Fig Newtons. the owner of BABY KING POTATO also told me “this is as far away from the building as we’ve ever gotten!” so i don’t even think they live nearby. What if I never see BABY KING POTATO again!!!!! How could I go on!!!!!!!
oh my god you guys IT’S HIM!!!!!! YOU FOUND HIM!!!!! LOOK AT HIM
ok i guess his name is just “potato” not Baby King Potato and “hot chocolate with marshmallows” was an incorrect recollection, but as i think i told u my senses were deranged due to LOOK AT HIIIIIIIIMMMMM!!!!! look at his little face!!!!!!!!!!
I’m 99.9 percent sure I saw BABY KING POTATO on my run both yesterday and today – in either case I saw a sweet TRICOLOR CORG MUFFIN with little EYEBROWS, with whom I was DESPERATE TO COMMUNE – but both times his owner was having an intense conversation and it would not have been appropriate for me to butt in and pet her dog!!!! IN JUST THIS WAY WAS TANTALUS PUNISHED