September 3, 2013 www.nomorefakenews.com
The end game for the Middle East?
Why, of course. It’s Free Trade.
Let’s jump ahead four decades to see what that looks like.
Reuters/USIA—July 6, 2053. The birth of the first genetically-engineered baby in Cairo has sparked riots in the capital. As of late last night, UN-NATO peacekeepers had the protests under control.
Answar Campbell, the Harvard/Cambridge-educated PhD who just ascended to the three-man oligarchy that runs Egypt, declared false the rumors that an “Islam gene” had been removed from the child.
“There is no Islam gene,” Campbell said. “People should focus on the economy, which is our biggest challenge. For example, the impending vote on whether to allow Burger King franchises in our country to compete against our erstwhile partner, McDonald’s, is far more important than this diversion.”
McDonald’s, in conjunction with Halliburton-Bechtel, has converted four million acres of inhospitable desert into resorts, industrial parks, and parking lots.
Along with the Monsanto-Dow project to grow GMO wheat varieties on land that receives less than three inches of rain per year, these recent free trade partnerships have elevated Egypt’s GNP to levels never seen before in the nation’s long history.
Pharaoh Land, the province surrounding the famed ancient pyramids and the Sphinx, has just obtained an injection of $2.5 billion from Disney to complete a feeder river-tour branching from the Nile.
Bayer-Farben Labs, an ambitious sprawl of 400 buildings south of Cairo, is introducing a new enterprise called Gene Drift, in which more than 50 insect genes are blown by desert winds into every irrigated crop in Egypt.
“It’s the faster way to go,” stated Vilsak Michael Taylor, the US Ambassador to Egypt-Jordan-Syria. “In this fashion, we can strengthen all food crops at once, lowering the need for water, soil nutrients, and other old-fashioned necessities of agriculture that have been plaguing farmers for centuries.”
The three-man Egyptian oligarchy has just released figures showing 38% of all desert lands have been reclaimed for business and industry. United Pavers, an offshoot of the Carlyle Group, has already laid down 45 billion cubic feet of concrete and asphalt on the desert floor.
“That’s how you start,” stated George Bush III, a Carlyle representative. “Pave, pave, pave, bury the sand, and then build upward and outward.”
The 32-mile-square Google Mall is an example of this strategy. Situated in the former Morsi-Brotherhood empty quarter, the Mall is producing massive income for its inhabitants on a 24/7/365 basis.
US, French, and British troops provide Mall security.
“This is all coming from Arab Spring,” Campbell stated. “That’s where the revolution began. We can now understand its true purpose. It really had nothing to do with politics. It was an economic operation. A few thousands disaffected students sitting in cafes with mobile devices posting on Facebook? Please. Arab Spring was a carefully calculated, carefully prepared moment. Free Traders were behind it. Economic development was the objective. And look how it’s turned out. Only a few miles from the Capitol Building, next to the site of the largest mosque in the country, which is now a museum, the Glaxo-Merck-Pfizer Tower rises today. From its top-floor platform, aerosol vaccines and mood enhancers are pumped into the atmosphere, at once guaranteeing immunity from childhood diseases and relief from the stresses of daily life. It’s a true miracle.”
Campbell could also have pointed to the Nissan-Toyota-Ford plant in the shadow of the Pharma tower. Two thousand cars per day roll out of that factory, along with nine thousand pairs of Nissan-Nike shoes produced by Egyptian robots working along side human operators.
And three miles down the road, the NFL is building its first Middle East stadium, for the Babylon Tigers, a new League franchise, owned by the California State Employees Pension Fund, in partnership with the US Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD).
The stadium food and drink concession is currently up for bid, with two high-profile candidates contending: New Jersey Waste Management Inc., and Kissinger Associates.
The New York Times Cairo is reporting that assessment of all carbon taxes for Egypt is also on the auction block. Vying for the contract: Gore-Obama-Romney Ltd. and the Ken Lay Memorial Foundation.
“The business of Egypt is business,” stated a virtual hologram of David Rockefeller on the occasion of his 142nd birthday. “Notwithstanding the relocation of 27 million disaffected Egyptians to education camps, the enthusiasm in the country is palpable. This is a new era, and our predictions are coming true. Once all barriers to trade and investment have been taken down, life flourishes.”
Chase-Morgan-Goldman are major Egyptian financiers. In the past six years, they have poured over two trillion dollars into the nation’s industrial development.
“Some people have called our six-billion-dollar reparation to the Muslim Brotherhood a payoff,” said Goldman-Sachs-Zion-Jerusalem president Chelsea Clinton. “That’s just not true. It was calculated on the basis of the Lewinsky algorithm, a means of adding up ‘monetary damage to reputation.’ All parties agreed to the sum, and everyone went away happy.”
Clinton spoke from a dais in the press room at Brennan Air Force base, where 106,000 American soldiers are stationed on permanent duty, and the Egyptian national police participate in ongoing training courses, along with Isis-Spectrum information specialists, members of a corporate association connected to the US NSA.
After her statement, Ms. Clinton moved on to a meeting of the Egyptian Banking Association, where she witnessed a private ceremony renewing a Middle East pact to retain the US dollar as the reserve currency for all oil transactions.
“This is just a formality,” she stated. “A recognition of a long-held agreement among Egypt, Libya, Syria, and Iraq.”
A few protestors outside the Banking Association building held signs pointing out that the US had launched ancient wars against these very countries.
Police arrested three protestors, who were making inflammatory comments supporting a long-planned (2013), but never completed Syrian pipeline, which would boost Iran’s heavily sanctioned economy through sales of that country’s natural gas across to Europe.
As Ms. Clinton was boarding her plane back to New York, a Cairo News reporter asked her whether Israel was playing any part in the recent repartitioning of warring ethnic Syrian provinces.
“No,” she said. “Israel has no interest in the ruling Syrian Council’s plans, which are instituted through consultation with the Trilateral Commission. “Israel is not involved in Middle East politics. It only seeks to bolster its own security.”
The new Egypt is on the move. Apparently, nothing can stop it now.
Jon Rappoport
The author of two explosive collections, THE MATRIX REVEALED and EXIT FROM THE MATRIX, Jon was a candidate for a US Congressional seat in the 29th District of California. Nominated for a Pulitzer Prize, he has worked as an investigative reporter for 30 years, writing articles on politics, medicine, and health for CBS Healthwatch, LA Weekly, Spin Magazine, Stern, and other newspapers and magazines in the US and Europe. Jon has delivered lectures and seminars on global politics, health, logic, and creative power to audiences around the world. You can sign up for his free emails at www.nomorefakenews.com