Muddy memories of Woodstock will be awash in craft beers, artisanal cocktails and award-winning wines this weekend at "Oldchella," aka Desert Trip, the concert festival in Indio, California, that is literally catering to aging fans of ageless rock legends.
Luxury tents and more than 100 vendors will serve everything from fresh pad thai to wood-fired pizza to thousands of older but wiser music lovers hungry to see an all-star lineup of Rock and Roll Hall of Famers.
The headliners, congregated by the organizers of the annual Coachella festival: The Rolling Stones and Bob Dylan on Friday night; Paul McCartney and Neil Young on Saturday; and Roger Waters and the Who on Sunday.
Depending on your point of view, the most intriguing or depressing fun fact is that Stones' guitarist Ron Wood is the youngest performer of the bunch. He's 69. Dylan, 75, is officially the old man, a mere eight days up on Stones' drummer Charlie Watts.
The good news: The music never grows old—and everyone gets to do it all over again next weekend too. Due to popular demand the same lineups will be back October 14-16.