Heidi performs Body Language, Winona talks about shoplifting, Justin Bobby exposes LC, and Lindsay is planning a comeback… again.
~LOOK HOW I’M DOING~
Pop icon Heidi Montag performed her hit Body Language for the first time in years during a birthday party at West Hollywood’s Abbey this past week:
Another groundbreaking & life-changing performance from this gifted chanteuse! What’s your favorite Heidi song? Mine is either I’ll Do It or Party Is Wherever I Am.
~La Vida Lohan~
The sun is shining & Lindsay Lohan’s nipple was photographed cuddling up to Harvey Weinstein during a birthday party in Sardinia, Italy:
Imagine the things he could snatch up for La Lohan! A Golden Globe? An Indie Spirit? A fourth MTV Movie Award? A prize at Cannes? (Although Lilo’s protégé Bella Thorne might have that locked up with her new Xavier Dolan flick.) Speaking of a comeback, according to a new Page Six report, Lindsay is telling pals that her big return is imminent:
Lindsay Lohan has set her sights yet again on a career comeback, following her breakup with Egor Tarabasov. On Monday, she was spotted at de Grisogono owner Fawaz Gruosi’s birthday in Sardinia, Italy, where “She was telling people she is going to spend more time in Hollywood and on her comeback.”
I’m shaking - this is the moment I’ve been waiting for ever since I saw I Know Who Killed Me in theaters when I was 9-years-old (Don’t ask how, it’s a long story.) And it seems Lilo already has one actor welcoming her with open arms! Her former Georgia Rule costar Dermot Mulroney told FOX411:
“I’m all there. Lindsay, give me a call. [I’ll] put you on the show, and work it out. I would be happy to restart my friendship with her for sure. We had a really nice rapport —she and I — and I have nothing but respect for her ability as an actor, even then, kind of, I guess I can say I was surprised to learn she was really there in the moment. I wouldn’t comment on what she is up to these days but I know that she is a great actor.”
Now he’s a class act! I always knew I liked him - now I have a reason why. Anyways, Lindsay, please save us from all of the mediocre filler-actresses that have replaced you in your wake (*cough* Emma Stone) and show us your acting chops again! I believe in you!
~Truth & Time Tells All~
With all the recent Hills buzz, there’s been one voice notably absent - Justin Bobby. But not anymore! In a recent interview, the man so great he needed two names #exposed Lauren Conrad for the fame-obsessed phony she is!
“She wasn’t the most down-to-earth. You get a young girl like that, who has been on TV since she was 18, and her whole life’s exposed — how do you get an actual normal person at that point? You don’t get someone who’s down-to-earth and someone who’s loving and caring. You get someone who’s fucking twisted.“
Ceiling Eyes picked a good one! He also had this to say about PCD2009 readers Spencer & Heidi:
“I really liked them a lot. I liked that their love stayed true — I mean they had so much [ridicule] for doing what they’re doing, and they’re still together, and they’re still staying, ‘Fuck you.’ That to me is like, ‘You guys won all the way around.‘”
Aww! It turns out JB was wise after all.
~Winona Ryder Roundup~
Okay, I’ll admit it. Unlike the rest of the world, I haven’t watched Stranger Things yet. Admittedly, I rarely watch any TV that isn’t my boxset of The O.C. or trashy mid-2000s VH1 celebreality, but what I am excited about is the fact that Winona Ryder is back on the press circuit! It goes without saying that she paved the way for some of our other favorite kleptomaniacs, namely Lindsay Lohan & Amanda Bynes. Plus, there’s no other Hollywood actress that could deliver a line like, ”DID YOU SUCK HIS COCK?“ with the same power & conviction as Winona. She’s one of the greats. Here’s a roundup of her recent sound bites:
- When Winona started acting, her parents feared she’d become another Hollywood trainwreck. She told New York magazine: “They had the whole Judy Garland thing stuck in their minds.”
- She also discussed the stigmatization of female emotions & mental illness:
“I remember I did Diane Sawyer, and I talked about my experiences with anxiety and depression when I was that age. And I think by doing that, maybe coupled with my physical size, there’s this ‘crazy’ thing. And I’ve realized recently it’s literally impossible to try to change that story.”
- On being in the public eye:
In the old days, she says, you could ride the subway and maybe occasionally someone happened to have a camera with them. These days, people are shooting footage of you everywhere you go, and if they ask and you say no … “I’ve been called a cunt to my face by someone who was just saying they were a fan. I was with my parents having dinner. It was actually kind of upsetting, because it upset my parents, and then I got upset. You know that scene in The King of Comedy where Jerry Lewis is at a pay phone? ‘Will you sign the thing, will you sign the thing?’ ‘I hope you get cancer!’
- Why she’s not on social media:
“I’m not on social media. I don’t actually know how to use it. And I hear that awful people could then — I say that, and it makes me sound too sensitive.”
- And as for her 2001 shoplifting arrest, she had this to say in an interview with Porter:
“Psychologically, I must have been at a place where I just wanted to stop. I won’t get into what happened, but it wasn’t what people think. And it wasn’t like the crime of the century! But it allowed me time that I really needed, where I went back to San Francisco and got back into things that… I just had other interests, frankly. A lot of people had the perception that I just disappeared in the 2000s. And I did, but only from that world. I appeared elsewhere, I promise you. I was transformed into doing stuff I really wanted to do – it was a great awakening. It just wasn’t in the public eye.“
Noni needs to stop being so humble, it was the crime of the century!
~Random Tidbits~
- Courtney Stodden shaved her head.
- Serial rapist R. Kelly is dating a teenager.
- Seth Rogen has forgiven Katherine Heigl for telling the truth.
- Lisa Marie Presley is in rehab for a prescription drug addiction.
- A JonBenet Ramsey Lifetime movie is in the works.
- Chloe Grace Moretz’s dad ditched her mom for Paris Hilton’s aunt.
- Mitch Winehouse is hanging out with an Amy lookalike.
- Why is Courtenay Cox crying?
- Xtina released a new song & I love it.
- Liz Taylor gave Michael Jackson an elephant named Gypsy.
- Oksana Grigorieva is only getting $250,000 from Mel Gibson.
~Ask PCD2009~
Time to answer your burning questions from this week:
Q. ”Since you called her Sniffy Swift, do you think Taylor actually did/does coke or were you just poking fun?“
A. Yep, she’s #allegedly done/does coke, but literally all of Hollywood has so it’s not even shocking. Anybody who claims otherwise is in serious denial.
Q. ”I want #dirt about Ellen Degeneres!“
A. I know someone who worked on her show and they did not have a single nice thing to say about her.
Q. ”Is Persianla27 Amanda Bynes’ secret Twitter account?“
A. No, and it never has been. The account was run by a friend of mine for a while in 2014. That summer they got bored of using it & gave the handle to someone else - the person who currently runs the account. Persianla27 is a guy in his twenties, so no, it’s not Amanda Bynes. Any rare pictures or videos they share are already out there on the Internet, you just need to look hard enough.
Q. ”When was the first time Spencer Pratt interacted with you? How did you feel?“
A. The first time we actually talked to each other was when I interviewed him back in May. I didn’t really know what to expect when we started talking, but he was extremely kind to me & he even called me the ”coolest kid in the world,“ so I have nothing but nice things to say about him. Him & Heidi are really cool people.
Q. ”What are your favorite gossip sites?“
A. Dlisted & Laineygossip!
~Tabloids~
Some articles from this week’s Us Weekly, Ok!, & Star:
Hope you guys had an awesome week! BTW, are any of you subscribed to In Touch? I really want to see the cover story for their new ”Jodi Arias Prison Wedding“ issue!