Drugs, hookups, ‘accidental’ nude snapchats, and the story behind LIT & Pillz’s nasty feud is finally revealed!
WARNING: SOME NSFW PICS!!!
So much happened in the last post that I thought May’s post was going to be dull in comparison - I was so wrong. Buckle up kids, this is going to be a wild ride.
Hours after I shared the last exciting edition to the LIT saga, our girl B was already back up to her old tricks. As they say, a trainwreck never rests (Okay, nobody says this)! So what move was it this time? A classic Tara Reid:
In a world where Kardashians are multiplying at an alarming speed, a girl’s gotta hustle for those headlines - no shame in the game LIT! And of course LL’s done similar, here’s a shot of her vacationing with Calum Best circa May '07:
But to avoid reeking of total desperation, B took to Twitter to take fire at the paps who snapped the nip pics:
Ugh I’m always showin somethin’ even when I’m not trying to show somethin’ #damnpaps #boob
— bella thorne (@bellathorne) April 8, 2016
Oh LIT, we all know you called them, there’s no fooling us! Anyways, she quickly wrapped up her Miami vacation with a few more bikini shots:
And then she bounced back to L.A. to cause even more drama!
Days after Lindsay got engaged to her Russian millionaire, B decided to step out with a diamond ring on that finger.
Engaged at 18? Sounds like a future MTV show that I desperately need in my life, but I’m pretty sure this is another publicity stunt. Remember how she tried pulling something like this back in December?
Aside from the mysterious bling, she managed to score a headline or two for another stunt:
Asking your man to fuck your ass on tape? I’m trying to remember if Lindsay’s done anything remotely similar, but nothing comes to mind! Is our girl B finally stepping out of the Great One’s shadow & pioneering her own unique stunts now?
But before we celebrate, we need to get through everything else our girl’s been up to. So of course her return to the City of Angels & Anna Nicole Smith coincided with my favorite moment of the celeb year - Coachella.
Honestly, I love watching people embarrass themselves, and every year Coachella manages to fill that void for me. Let’s take a peek at LIT’s festival garb:
It seems Vanessa Hudgen’s has been usurped - B is the new Coachella queen! After all, who can forget when she tried to scrub the internet clean of her weed-smoking fun in 2014?
And it still seems LIT had quite the ball this year - sans the bejeweled pipe. During a Guns N’ Roses set, she didn’t hesitate from busting a few moves, bringing back some memories of Lindsay’s own Coachella days:
The following day she switched into a purple wig, clearly showing her eclectic taste in Hollywood bad girls - Blackout Britney, anyone?
But after a party-filled weekend, it was back to work for B. You know our girl, she’s always filming something, whether it’s a Hollywood production or a video of her ass in a mirror, a camera’s always nearby!
After the weekend festivities, LIT headed to the Valley to start filming her thriller You Get Me, accompanied by a cast of seasoned actors like Viner Nash Grier:
…Yikes
Despite a heavy production schedule, she still was able to squeeze in a Snapchat makeup tutorial or two! I have to say, her makeup tutorials blow my favorite beauty guru ForeverKailyn’s out of the water. While Kai didn’t strip until she was on a webcam snacking on pot pies, B decided to go au natural while applying her foundation:
Accidental nude Snapchats? Another trick I don’t recall finding in the Lohan playbook. Brava LIT, you’re really showing some originality! But despite all of her progress, she decided to take a giant leap backwards. What could she possibly do to derail her hard work?
Moving in with her flop boyfriend!
Why are you doing this to yourself LIT? You can score any guy in Hollywood yet you settle for this Z-lister? But something good did come out of this misstep, surprisingly. A blog reader sent me a pic of some of the comments to Teen Vogue’s post about the D-list drama:
You guys are too sweet! I would’ve stopped posting about this chick ages ago if you guys didn’t message me once a day about her drama. Anyways, LIT did manage to redeem herself for her mistake by spending a night out on the town with the dr*g buddies:
To follow up a night of clubbing, LIT decided to give a little nod to the only website aware of her existence:
A closer look at the phone case:
Aww! She really knows how to make us happy. She even gave fans a second look at the case on Snapchat:
Let’s face it, she probably reads these posts & thinks to herself: “Well, the only people talking about me are PCD2009 & the people over at Daily Mail, I’ll give them what they want!” And she thought right; I love it! But jokes aside, she also gave us an extra peek at another one of her favorite finds, remember that ’faux-fur’ coat she refused to wear again after someone found the retailer she bought it from and exposed the fact it’s real fur? Well, she stuck to her promise of not wearing it again, but I couldn’t help but notice what was draped around her friend:
Nice try, but we’re onto you B! Oh, and I’m also loving another one of her accessories du jour:
Cute!
Also, while we’re on the subject of social media, a few of you messaged me that apparently B’s into Kpop now? The proof:
“#happysehunday”? I guess Aliana’s trip to South Korea really inspired her!
Moving on, let’s talk business. This month was a busy one for LIT’s career. First thing’s first, the highly anticipated trailer for her future Emmy-snatching smash Famous in Love has finally been released:
It’s no Gossip Girl, or Season 1 of 90210 for that matter, but I’ll still watch it - probably for background noise while I try to do something productive for once. Aside from that, she also made the mega-move of signing with CAA, after spending quite some time with WME. Who knows the reasons behind the move, but I’m oddly reminded of the only decent article I’ve read on Amanda Bynes, a 2012 piece from The Hollywood Reporter.
Of course, with tons of projects in the works, or gearing up for wide release, LIT’s constantly being interviewed. I’ve taken a peek at some, ignored others, but a funny one that stood out to me is her story on why she got a fake ID:
I’m sure.
Also, in another interview, she reaffirmed her desires to take a chance at directing one of these days, and she said she wants to have her first self-directed short premiere at SXSW next year. I wish her the best of luck!
And that’s about it for recent LIT news, but we’re not even close to done discussing her. Let’s knock out some of the #dirt submissions, and then I’ll get to my big reveal later on in the post.
#DIRT
Last time you guys submitted your LIT stories, we learned quite a lot about our once innocent - but teetering on the edge of a meltdown - Disney alum. For starters, apparently she’s a major cyberbully, and also casting directors hate her - her IMDB page begs to differ! But some of tonight’s stories range from tame, to downright crazy. Let’s get started!
1).
“Since you seem to be so into LIT, craziest stage mom EVER. Poor girl has bounced from guy to guy to guy since she was what, 12? No excuse to be a bitch but I can’t help but feel sorry for her.” - Anonymous
I’m hoping the guys alluded to in this message were within her age range - anyways!
2).
“Bella was kicked out of the creator of Shake It Up’s funeral - Chris Thompson, he overdosed last year. The reason she was kicked out is because she showed up in an extremely… provocative… cleavage-showing braless dress.” - Source
Not gonna lie, when my source filled me in on this one I let out an audible gasp. But of course, I was instantly reminded me of one of Lindsay’s vintage scandals!
The year is 2006. Mel Gibson’s drunk, Suri Cruise is spending her first year on Earth (where she was beforehand is up for debate), and Brit Brit’s flashing her snatch every time a camera’s lurking. What’s good ol’ Lilo doing during such a chaotic time? Writing bizarre & nonsensical eulogies to one of her late-directors, the legendary Robert Altman.
Altman picked Lindsay for what would be his final project, A Praire Home Companion, alongside Hollywood vets like Lily Tomlin & Meryl Streep. Unfortunately, during filming he’d been struggling with leukemia, forcing producers to haul in Paul Thomas Anderson in case things took a turn for the worse. Altman lived to see the film’s release the following summer, but by the end of 2006 he’d lost his battle and passed away days before Thanksgiving. As the film’s cast paid their respects, Lindsay’s condolences made it into the hands of numerous gossip blogs:
“I am lucky enough to of been able to work with Robert Altman amongst the other greats on a film that I can genuinely say created a turning point in my career,” she began, less than certainly. “He was the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I’ve had in several years… He left us with a legend that all of us have the ability to do.” A little lower down, she fell into improv philosophy, apparently riffing on the notion that life is too short to waste: “Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourselves’ (12st book) - everytime there’s a triumph in the world a million souls hafta be trampled on. - altman Its true. But treasure each triumph as they come.” And she signed off, “Be adequite. Lindsay Lohan.”
A swift backlash ensued in response to Lindsay’s lack of proper grammar, and ability to make sense. One site even made a T-shirt inspired by the bizarre sendoff:
The strange email was far from being Lindsay’s last (Al Gore, anyone?), but it’s definitely not forgotten. While Bella did articulate a sweet Instagram post to express her condolences for her former boss’ passing -
- it seems what happened afterwards was, well, lost in translation. There’s two sides to every story, though, so who knows what really went down that day, but we can assume it wasn’t pretty. Anyways, there was one more submission, this one by email:
3).
“Bella claims to have spoken Spanish first and didn’t learn English until elementary school - that’s a total lie. She went to Chapel Trail Elementary and never spoke a word of Spanish. She just said she did to bring in the Latino fans. Check out her Florida Orange Juice commercial from when she was about 4-years-old.”
They continued:
“You can ask anyone that grew up with her in modeling, she’s a nasty little thing - the kind of girl that pinches other child models so that she could take their shot. She shot a Guess Jeans ad with Kimberly Marciano when she was about 5-years-old, still no Spanish, but she had a bit of a Southern accent. Anyways, she shot it with Gigi Hadid. The Hadid mom is friends with Kimberly and complained about Bella being so 'affected.’ It would take years, and a different photographer, before Bella would shoot a Guess ad again.”
And there’s more!
“Her sister Dani Thorne is probably one of the biggest druggies in Hollywood, she even admitted to 'rolling balls’ the other day on her Snapchat. At a party with Rebecca Black, Dani was seen giving Bella coke.”
Damn, even the Friday chick is tangled up in this web of messiness?
Anyways, that’s it for submissions. Here are some of B’s recent snaps:
~LIT’S BOYFRIEND~
It’s official, Gregg is unemployed.
Thank you for such wonderful memories & 3 brilliant seasons. Onto the next chapter :) pic.twitter.com/Lt08JgstDO
— Gregg Sulkin (@greggsulkin) May 13, 2016
After three seasons, MTV’s Faking It got the axe, and Gregg’s officially lost his only source of income - well, he still has that movie where he pretends to be gay in the works, but it’s going straight-to-Netflix if he’s lucky (A source tipped me off, though, that LIT is trying to get the male roles recast on Famous in Love so Gregg can join the cast). Aside from that, the only notable thing he’s done this month is post this picture of his cat:
The focus of the picture, obviously, isn’t the cat - it’s the poster of half-naked men, which I sure as hell know isn’t one of LIT’s collectibles. PCD2009 reader lazarusgirl found its Amazon page.
And my eyebrows weren’t the only ones raised by this post, let’s read some of the comments:
And that brings me to a tip I received on our least favorite fixture in the LIT saga:
“Gregg hooks up with his friend Dustin Doty for sure. His ex-girlfriend Shannon said that she was always suspicious of him and Gregg. They were in compromising situations all the time. Gregg’s parents are homophobic, which might be the reason he’s keeping his guy hookups - and trust me, there’s been several - under wraps. My friend just came back from Vegas, the Wynn Hotel, and he was drunk and hitting on randoms so hard. He’s only with Bella for the press and money.”
Here’s a picture of Gregg & Dustin for reference:
Yeah… neither are easy on the eyes. I’ll leave you with this pic of Gregg and LIT snuggling under the covers:
Tragic.
~NICOLA PILLZ~
Ahh, Pillz - so much to cover, so let’s hop to it! First thing’s first, our favorite nanny-slapping Mr Chow-terrorizing billionheiress scored her very own Marie Claire cover this month!
She earned the prestigious title of one of their “fresh faces” - the nose job disagrees - but anyways, inside the magazine is a deliciously out-of-touch interview that will warm all of your hearts. Let’s break it down line by line, shall we?
Take a look at the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest families in America and you’ll see the last name Peltz, but 21-year-old Nicola—daughter of billionaire investor Nelson Peltz—is as down-to-earth as they come.
The nannies she slapped disagree.
The Transformers: Age of Extinction actress (who just nabbed a recurring role in Hulu’s When the Street Lights Go On) grew up 3,000 miles from Hollywood, and is the second Peltz to take on the spotlight thanks to her older brother, Will, forging the path. Their East Coast family’s thoughts on the matter? Not exactly two thumbs up.
How exactly was Will forging the path when his first acting job was in 2010, meanwhile Nicola made her debut alongside the infamous 8th & Ocean Acuvue Oasys Twins & Danny DeVito in 2006’s Deck the Halls.
“They didn’t want us to be actors. They’re totally against Hollywood,” Nicola says. “I don’t know what I would do if I didn’t live out here with my brother. He’s my best friend.” With famous pals like Olivia Culpo and Gigi Hadid (who, by the way, was totally chill about Nicola playing Zayn Malik’s music video love interest), it’s easy to assume that Nicola lives a life of celebrity #SquadGoals. But her inner circle is her huge family, whom she readily gushes about: “My squad’s my fam. No celebrities in my squad,” she says before rattling off the number of dogs they have. “Eleven dogs. Maybe twelve. Two years ago, my brother ordered a miniature pig online and tried to keep it in his bedroom. It ended up being a boar.”
So much to process here, but her love for dogs is very Paris!
So, what can we learn from a girl who prioritizes her family (boar included)? She plays by her own rules—especially on social media. Instead of using her Instagram as a carefully curated branding tool, Nicola wings it. If fans like her photos, great. If they’re mean, she blocks them. “I think my block list is 5,000 people. If someone says something mean, I’m like 'no I don’t want your negative energy around me. My Instagram is through my eyes and I just post what I think is beautiful.”
Yes, I’m part of her 5K block list. I guess “Nicola blocked me” is the new “Naomi hit me” - oh, and if you’re wondering what I said that sent her over the edge: “Why do you have 'actress’ in your bio if you aren’t booking any roles?”
Part of Nicola’s image is proudly showing off her femininity—and yes, her body. Because as Nicola reminds us, girl power is all about being confident in your own skin. Period. “Every woman should be able to do what they want with their own body,” she says matter-of-factly. “It’s their body. I don’t think women should tell other women not to show their bodies on social media. Do whatever you want. You should be proud.”
Modern day feminist icon!
Nicola’s refreshingly body-positive attitude plays right into her feelings about girl power. She’s all about surrounding herself with strong women: “My whole team is made up of women. I’m so for empowering other women, that’s just how I’ve been raised.”
The nannies she slapped disagree [2].
Nicola has also been raised to give back. Sure, she found fame and grew up with fortune, but she’s also given all her money away to fight canine euthanasia—a cause so close to her heart that her voice wavers while talking about it. “I have my own bank account. I have no money in it, because I’ve given all my money to this dog charity. I cry every day about it.”
Honestly, when I got to this part I screamed. There’s nothing that can truly capture the glory of this paragraph. “I cry every day about it” Same Pillz, same.
Nicola funnels this emotion into her acting, which will be seamless in her upcoming role in When the Street Lights Go On. “I loved the darkness,” she says of the show. “I’m really into dark characters and broken people. I read the script and I was like, 'This is cool.’” And if there’s anyone who knows the definition of cool, it’s Nicola.
Nicola? Emotion? Emotion in her acting?
Wasn’t that fun? Anyways, now that that’s out of the way, Marie Claire threw a party honoring Nicola’s cover, and of course she dragged along her BFF - and personal Gummi Bear - Justin Campbell:
And while leaving the party, people mistook her for Lana Del Rey. Truly a fresh face!
She was also snapped looking positively radiant and full of love & light while strolling through Beverly Hills last week:
And the other day, she welcomed the cameras with open arms while leaving a medical building:
Don’t you just love her cheer? It’s contagious!
Oh, and if you’re wondering what’s the deal with that TV pilot she signed onto - When the Street Lights Go On - I did a little research and here’s what I figured out:
- Drew Barrymore originally signed on to direct it as a film back in 2011.
- The script was second on the 2011 Black List.
- The story is set in the '80s & it’s about some kid who stumbles upon the corpse of the town ~it-girl Chrissy Monroe, and the English teacher she was having an affair with. The rest is, like, a mystery or something. Whatever.
And if you follow Pillz on Insta, she posted a couple of pics from the set:
So… basically she gets killed in the first episode. Copying LIT much?
And while we’re on the subject of Pillz vs. LIT, it’s time to discuss what you all clicked on this post for.
One of the greatest mysteries of our time has been what ignited the vicious it-girl conflict between LIT & Pillz. We first learned of the sparring back in November when B spilled to Seventeen that she was being bullied by a Hollywood 'mean girl’ - who I quickly discovered was Pillz. Since then, though, we’ve remained stumped as to what caused the girls to hate each other in the first place - until now.
This story starts in early 2014. Pillz is promoting her film Affluenza, whom she starred in alongside Gregg Sulkin. The two were an item during filming, but he was way more into her than she was into him. By promo time, they were dunzo and she’d begun getting cozy with her current boyfriend, Cameron Fuller.
But Cameron also had quite the history with another tinseltown terror, our girl LIT.
@bellathorne I will, give you mom a hug for me
— Cameron Fuller (@cameron_fuller) May 16, 2014
The two had a brief fling before he’d started seeing Pillz, but even after they’d parted ways the two had feelings for each other. When Pillz was out of town, he even took B to the premiere of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:
When Pillz caught wind of the red carpet reunion she was definitely pissed, but she wasn’t prepared for B’s next move. While gossip sites continued to link her to on-and-off boyfriend Tristan Klier, she was actually hooking up with Nicola’s brother Brad Peltz.
The two frequently hooked up over the next year, but one brother wasn’t enough for LIT. While she was getting firsky with Brother No. 1, she was also making the moves on Brother No. 2: Will Peltz.
While she was hooking up with Brad, she was also sexting Will - despite the fact he was already living with current girlfriend Kenya Kinski-Jones, Rashida Jones’ sister & Pillz’s BFF.
The two brothers got in quite the tiff over LIT, and Pillz was stuck in the middle, causing her to quickly sour on B and setting the groundwork for the enormous hatred between the two. That’s also why when Gregg started seeing LIT, Cameron dumped him as a friend. It seems B isn’t as innocent as we once thought she was! If you’re a bit lost, the PCD2009 graphics team - AKA me and the annotation tools on Preview - whipped together a quick map of who fucked - or fucked over - who:
So when LIT called out Pillz in her Seventeen interview, it wasn’t because she was the innocent victim of a nasty heiress, it was because she crossed her and wasn’t ready to face the consequences. Ouch! Reminds me of the infamous Paris/Stavros/Lindsay love triangle - & the unforgettable feud that resulted from it.
Fingers crossed things only get messier from here! But I’m glad we finally know the backstory. I’ll leave you with a recent #dirt submission on Pillz:
“Chloe Moretz probably hates Pillz too. She had a ~thing with Cameron Fuller, Pillz’s current boyfriend. Also, not surprised about that locked bathroom story with her. I see Pillz at so many LA events and heard from a friend who went to school with her brother in NY that her dad would send a security team to school with them. She has a big safety entourage.” - Anonymous
~LIT’S FRIENDS~
Last time we checked up on LIT’s pals, they were busy cyberbullying a writer for The Cut. Well, mere hours after my post went up, Kyra Ketamine’s dad’s rep told Page Six that “Mr. Kennedy has spoken to Kyra and informed his daughter that their family does not bully people. Has has instructed her to shut down all of her social media accounts immediately.” So Kyra left us with one last ominous post, and then her account vanished:
The following day, a PCD2009 spy spotted her looking down in the dumps at ACME, sans phone. Poor little rich girl! But the ban was short-lived, as she made her grand return to Instagram less than a week later:
This wasn’t her first ban either, remember late last year when she was ordered by daddy to sober up due to her ~risque posts? Well, if history repeats itself, I’m sure Insta-ban #3 is not far off. Anyways, after that blip of controversy, the crew headed out to Coachella:
Notably absent from the fun is Harry & Peter. Maybe they’re exiled from the clique due to Peter’s feud with Andrew? Who knows, but they’re still trying to make that makeup line happen:
And according to Page Six, Peter got cut off by his billionaire dad - probably why he’s missing from some recent family outings:
Moving on, the buddies also scored a spread in UK Cosmo:
It’s pretty boring - just another fluff piece where they talk about their super duper lives & how they feel like they have no privacy even though I’m literally the only website on the Internet that talks about them. Oh, and speaking of out-of-touch interviews, I may have mentioned him in the past, but Shamari Maurice is another occasional dr*g buddy fixture.
He’s been friends with the crew for a while, and the Jenners too - but he’s seemed to jump that ship. Anyways, Shamari did an interview with Galore magazine. I figured I’d mention it because it reeked of desperation. I have no clue who his parents are, how he has money, or what, but according to him he’s an “aspiring actor” - which translates to social climber. Check it out if you’re bored enough. Anyways, I think I hit all the major buddy gossip, so let’s get into the submissions (which are easily the best part of their section):
1).
“Sofia Richie is always coked out. We have a mutual friend so we hung out with her for a bit at Coachella and she offered me some. She reminds me so much of Nicole to be honest.” - Anonymous
Aww, I guess blow is what brings the Richie girls together!
2).
“I am SO glad you talk about Andrew Warren and all of them on the blog now. Reading about them is a total guilty pleasure. I found out about them from RKOI and I can’t help but follow their lives. Guessing you already know of her but there’s a girl named Petra they’re friends with who dated the guy from NYC Prep. I follow her Tumblr and far back in her archive she answers some questions about that crew, but I’m not sure how good of friends with them she is now.” - Anonymous
I first heard of Petra when I was lurking Andrew Warren’s old Tumblr blog, and he would sit and answer tons of asks about his crew, and every other ask seemed to be about Petra and her tits. I never bothered looking her up though. Here’s Petra’s Tumblr for anybody willing to sift through her archive for a juicy tidbit or two.
Now, these next few submissions revolve around the same person, Cazzie David.
3).
“Holy shit, I just saw that you were posting about Cazzie David a little and she was one of my older sister’s best friends in middle school, like they went to the Twilight premiere with Larry, but she turned out to be a huge bitch all this drama ensued good times lmfao.” - Anonymous
And:
4).
“Cazzie David is an extremely racist and xenophobic, self-centered bitch. Such a shame because her father is a nice man, her sister is sweet too. Let this be known. Also, the Kennedy’s and David’s have been family friends for many years. They grew up together, Kyra Kennedy is naturally just cracked out and can’t shut up (like the rest of her immediate family) while Cazzie is satanic and low key.” - Anonymous
Finally, this next story was sent to me by a source. It’s a bit lengthy, and multiple people are involved, so try to keep up:
5).
“You should post more about Cazzie David and Levi Dylan (grandson of Bob Dylan), I know them both very well and they deserve the worst. They boned in high school - they both went to New Roads in Santa Monica. Levi’s best friends with Bella Hadid now, and is starting to get more famous as a model because he appeared in some Steve Aoki video. He’s a racist mess, same with Cazzie. She routinely uses racial slurs, with a specific disdain for Mexicans and black people. She always throws the n-word around super casually. Her mom is extremely neurotic so I think she got it from her. She had not a single friend by the end of high school, and would obsessively plot to take people down. She’s unhinged, I’m not even exaggerating. She’s also a major cokehead & pothead. She used to smoke out of designer label bongs and put filtered water in them - she’s really good at rolling joints though.” - Source
I had to take out a lot of details from that story since they reflect my source’s personal experiences with Cazzie, and if I included them then their identity would be easy to discover. But it’s safe to say Cazzie is worse than we thought, and we already thought she was pretty much terrible after she joked about the Boston Marathon Bombing. She’s also dating Pete Davidson from SNL now:
And finally, I’m sure you’re all wondering what Mini-Mary Kay Letourneau’s been up to. Well, her and Jaden are still an item, and they were even at the MET Gala together, despite all those rumors she cheated on him with rapist Ian Connor.
Also, this is some old gossip, but I hadn’t seen it before last month. Someone linked me to this video of Sarah doing blow which had been making the rounds since last November:
And I think I’ll end this post on that note!
Hope you all enjoyed the post! Let’s hope next month’s is just as juicy! Keep the submissions coming!