Sorry for the delay, but it’s finally here!
You guys have been asking for this for a while now, so let’s get started!
~CELEBRITY ENCOUNTERS~
The Lacheys
“Probably not exciting, but Nick and Drew Lachey frequent the Sam’s Club I used to work at in Cincinnati. It’s kind of in the ghetto and there are a few other Sam’s in the city, idk why they come to this one? A few years ago Nick and Vanessa came in around Christmas to buy a long white fold-up table and a bunch of chairs. Vanessa kept her sunglasses on and they were pretty nice. Honestly I really blew my chance to ask about those Blowhan knife pics. And one day Drew Lachey came through my line and I didn’t even recognize him until I swiped his membership card, and he was there with his wife and kids and they got lots of beer and big bottles of alcohol.” - Anonymous
Douche Squared
“I was staying in Lawrenceville, NJ for a weekend and it’s right next to Princeton. So the weekend I was there Justin Timberlake and Ben Affleck were filming Runner Runner at Princeton. I didn’t get to go see them but a few of my friends saw them and said Justin was so cool. I don’t think they saw Ben, but they couldn’t stop talking about how cool Justin was.” - Anonymous
Bruce Springsteen
“This isn’t my celebrity encounter, but I think it’s so cool. My mom’s friend was in a music store picking up books for her son and she heard someone playing the guitar and it ended up being Bruce Springsteen. He ended up talking to my mom’s friend and said how great she is for supporting her son’s dream and proceeded to sing to her with her name in the song. I’m from NJ so I’ve heard a lot of Springsteen stories and I’ve never heard anything bad about him. Seems chill as hell.” - Anonymous
Lucky Strike’s #1 Patron: Ryan Cabrera
“I have a friend who is dating someone who works with a band that Ryan Cabrera was touring with this year who says that he’s gay. I’m not sure why he would make that up, but I did go to one of Ryan’s shows this year and he was completely wasted after his set and was pretty interested in talking to my gay friend (who was trying not to ask him about Ashlee or Audrina). Also, he’s really short.” - Anonymous
Hmm, I remember this anon that claimed they were close to Aaron Carter months ago saying that he was gay too. Does this mean Ryan and Aaron are secret lovers?
I’m not sure if that’s one slight win or one massive loss for the gay community.
And a bonus Aaron story:
“Aaron Carter just followed me and half of my friends from college. FYI none of even follow him to begin with.. I don’t know how he found any of us or why he would follow us to begin with. I blocked him as soon as I saw he followed me. See-ya desperate washed up pop star.” - Anonymous
Colin Farrell
“Colin Farrell while a very nice, progressive man has a lot of demons. Alcohol is his biggest problem and he was committed to St. Pats in Dublin which is a psychiatric hospital because his family cannot cope with him and his alcohol dependency.” - Anonymous
Damn, that was… dark. But when was he committed? Or was that where he went to rehab back in 2005?
Rumer Willis… lmao
“So I work in a boutique in NYC and we get this call. GASP - Rumer Willis is coming! We need to get an outfit ready for her now!!!! Like bitch, who are you even? But anyways I put together an outfit for her and waited on her personal shopper who never showed. But they made it seem like she was the Queen of England or something on the phone? You’re not even a Jenner go home.” - Anonymous
Nobody with her jaw should be feeling that confident - nobody.
The Guy From Hayden Panettiere’s Wake Up Call Music Video
“I met Sebastian Stan at a comic convention back in Philadelphia and he was pretty cold.” - Anonymous
Brad And Jen
“So this is actually about twelve years old, but is still kinda funny: my parents + great aunt and uncle (in their 50s and 70s, respectively) were in Vegas and went through this back hall as a shortcut past a service elevator. Elevator opens, some giant security guard sees my 70ish year old uncle and cross checks him into the opposite wall. Turns out Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt were in the elevator. They tried to hide when my dad told them off. Apparently they smelled horrendous and looked greasy.” - Anonymous
Coke Bloat DiCaprio
“I have a friend that lives in New York, she works with a lady that had sex with Leonardo DiCaprio. She said he wore headphones the entire time and the maid made her fresh orange juice in the morning & then escorted her out lol I refuse to believe this because I like to pretend he is my husband, but I read things every once in a while about how weird he is. We started discussing what he was listening to and it came down to three things, Enya, the soundtrack to Titanic, or books on audio.” - Off Anonymous
Shakira
“This is another story I can’t remember if I ever dropped. But that same cousin who used to hang with Channing Tatum and his wife back in the day used to live in West Hollywood and she managed a hotel for a bit, and Shakira was staying there once. My cousin went to go bring champagne to her room and Shakira answered the door herself, she said they chatted for a bit and she was nothing but nice and sweet. Hell, Shakira even let my cousin try on her boots. (Shakira has tiny feet, btw.)” - Off Anonymous
Some Nobody
“She isn’t really famous but I love dirt and want people to fill your inbox more so we can have more dirt but I met Amanda Steele at Vidcon and she only stopped for three fans and didn’t make any facial expression like if you are outside I somewhat get it but Vidcon is your biggest job of the year and all her and her stupid social media friends just wanted to party.” - Off Anonymous
I don’t even know who this is but those YouTube tricks really piss me off. They all seem to be nasty and ungrateful. They act like they’re starting a social movement or some shit by talking into a webcam when they’re even lower on the entertainment totem pole than the cast of an Oxygen reality show. The only one I care about is ForeverKailyn.
Drew Carey And Nicole Richie
“My friend is a ticket handler at Disneyland and the other day Nicole Richie came through her line! She said Nicole was with a group of girlfriends and she looked really skinny. She saw Drew Carey as well, who also looked very skinny. I’m jealous.” - Off Anonymous
Mini Coop And Her BF
“Some dirt related to Willa Holland: A few months ago I gave my info to her photographer boyfriend in hopes of working together and decided against it when he started asking for nudes. When I kept saying no he said, "I’ve seen pretty much everyone naked except for you.” - Anonymous
They’re both losers.
Jaden Smith And His Klepto GF
“Jaden Smith and Sarah Snyder were at a birthday party I was at and he was doing a bunch of blow. He was really nice to Sarah and she was really cool.” - Anonymous
What a sweet story!
The Hadid Thing And The Guy From 1D
“I was gong to spend the night at the Bowery Hotel in NYC, when Gigi [Hadid] and Zayn [Malik] were staying there (I didn’t know they were there). Anyways, I wasn’t able to get my room there because I said Gigi was overrated when people in the lobby were talking about her. I had to sadly stay at the fucking DoubleTree! Fuck Gigi, she looks like a prettier version of Igloo Australia.” - Anonymous
Gigi Hadid is… embarrassing. I cringe every time I see a Daily Mail article calling her a “supermodel.” And I know nothing about that guy except for the fact whenever I see pictures of him he’s looking Aaron Carter levels of tweaked out.
~INSIDE #DIRT~
Taylor Swift’s Stalker
“Jamie King is an actual psycho. A pill-popping psycho. When Kaitlyn Black started getting popular on Heart of Dixie she felt threatened and tried to get Kaitlyn’s boyfriend (a guy on crew) fired from the show. And she’s just flat out rude. Shouldn’t be surprising though, considering how close she is to Taylor Swift.” - Source
I love this too much. Swapping heroin for pills? Oh Jaime! No wonder she’s hanging out with Sniffer Swift. And all of Spencer Pratt’s over-the-top hate for her on Snapchat is delicious. Something about this chick always rubbed me the wrong way, and I’m still waiting for Lana Del Rey to spill on why she ended their friendship.
Nicki Minaj
“Nicki Minaj is difficult to work with to the point directors who’ve worked with her on past shoots have refused to work with her again.” - Source
Not surprising in the slightest.
Harry Houdini
“Bradley Cooper passed on Sony’s ‘Houdini’ project three times, Ryan Gosling and Christian Bale passed once, Mark Ruffalo can’t do it because he said he’s busy until 2017, and Tom Hardy wants to do it but they don’t like him. The current running consists of Charlie Hunnam, Michael Fassbender, Oscar Isaac, and Joel Edgerton. Hunnam’s the top choice at the moment.” - Source
Lmao @ the Tom Hardy bit. Can’t wait for his career to be dunzo.
ODB
“They’re doing an Ol’ Dirty Bastard biopic with Michael K. Williams playing him, but it focuses on a white VH1 intern.” - Source
Daniel Radcliffe
“Daniel Radcliffe has a masturbation scene in 'Tokyo Vice’.” - Source
Looks like I’m skipping that movie.
Chanel Iman
“Chanel Iman is insanely stupid. My best friend does PR in NYC and works with a lot of celebrities, especially models, and she said Chanel is the dumbest person she’s ever encountered - like, possibly mentally impaired. My friend said she’s difficult to work with, in terms of bookings and stuff, because she’s just so dumb. And her people don’t let her do interviews that often because of how stupid she is. One time, my friend was on a plane with her and Chanel fell asleep and somehow got tangled up in her ripped jeans.” - Source
Desperate Housewives
“Marc Cherry never hit Nicollette Sheridan, but her contract was a bitch to get out of and he was emotionally and verbally abusive to everyone, including producers and execs, hence the constant turnover of writers and inconsistent storylines.” - Source
~ALLI SIMS #DIRT~
Remember how I teased you all ages ago about having Alli Sims dirt? And then my lazy ass never shared it? Well that dirt, like any juicy piece of gossip, led to more gossip - so since this is a lot, and kinda confusing, I’ll space it out.
As early as 2005, Alli Sims was photographed around Hollywood as Avril Lavigne’s sidepiece.
I was confused as to how they even knew each other since Alli’s only claim to fame was being Britney Spears’ friend/cousin/friend-cousin years later in 2007. When it came time for Avril’s birthday last September, Alli posted a picture of them together on Instagram:
My curiosity, and hate for this chick, prompted me to comment asking how they knew each other:
Blocked.
I wasn’t too pressed since all she does is post pictures of her tragic life in Louisiana and close-ups of the wedding cakes from her catering business, but I did post about it on the blog and on Twitter. When I posted it on Twitter, one of my longtime sources saw my tweet and spilled that they used to be tight with Alli, and gave me the scoop on her messy ways that somehow led to an intricate web of Hollywood messiness. I’ll refer to my source as 'Jeff’:
- Jeff lived in LA for years and rolled with a crew of mostly socialites and drug-addled celebrities during the glory days of 2003 - 2007. Alli used to hang around Jeff and his friends during her Britney-assisting days. Jeff described her as a “hanger-on and ”extremely annoying in person.“ Shocker!
(I tweeted Jamie Kennedy about his Alli days and he blocked me in less than a minute).
- Jeff said Alli got her job with the help of celebrity wedding planner Mindy Weiss, which makes sense because Mindy did a lot of events for that celeb crew back in the day, Successica Simpson and Nicole Richie are just a couple of her high-profile clients, in addition to Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley! Hence how Alli met Avril back in the day.
- Jeff said Alli also latched onto an heiress, who I’ll call Tiffany Tyler (since this heiress - who isn’t a Hilton - knows about my blog). Jeff said Tiffany’s boring now, but back in the Britney days she used to have a huge coke habit and used to drink all day with booze-to-go cups in her car. Tiffany’s cousin was also a huge cokehead and pulled a stunt that landed her some major media attention back in 2004.
*Note: Not an actual picture of 'Tiffany Tyler’ - I just found this on Google Images and thought it’d work*
- Britney used to roll with Tiffany around this time too - Jeff simply described it as ”lots and LOTS of coke.“
- Jeff was also friends with Lukas Haas and said Lukas definitely fucked Lilo. Her sex list was pretty accurate I guess!
- Another member of this coked-up crew was Mischa Barton’s ex-boyfriend Taylor Locke (from the band Rooney) who recently got a DUI and was too afraid to tell his movie producer dad. Oh, how the semi-mighty have fallen!
He should’ve just called Coop for advice!
~BLIND ITEM~
This blind is a PCD2009 #original (I know you’ve missed those!) The catch is, I can’t reveal this one - but it should be obvious to anyone with a finger on the pulse of what’s hot in the world of 14 year old girls.
Chad Bass is a teen heartthrob that’s been stealing the hearts of girls around the world this past year. Despite only being a social media superstar a couple of years ago, he’s quickly managed to hit mainstream and score radioplay with an ear-curling duet alongside a vying-to-be-solo girl group member named Cannoli Carpenter. While Chad and Cannoli’s on-screen chemistry is sizzling (okay, it’s not really - I just wanted to use that word), the two certainly aren’t locking lips behind the scenes - the reason being? He’s gay. How do I know? Well, a trusted insider spilled to me their encounter with Mr. Bass, and no detail was spared. They said they bumped into Chad behind a hotel while texting not long ago, and both of their phones hit the ground. Our insider’s phone shattered, while Chad’s remained intact. Chad was eager to repay our insider, and quickly asked for his phone number - promising he’ll help him pay for a new screen. Our insider thanked him, and then darted off to a nearby liquor store. Later that evening their phone blew up with texts from Chad asking to meet up at the same spot they had bumped into each other. Our insider agreed, and when he returned to the spot, a boozy Chad was coming onto him… hard. He asked our insider if they could sit in his car - he agreed. Within seconds, Chad’s hand shot to the crotch of our insider with magnetic force, and he proceeded to repay our insider in a way you only thought existed in porn. Our insider even described Chad as quite the "giver.” It wasn’t until the next morning that our insider discovered who their late-night hook up had been with - since they accompanied a relative who was dying to see Chad perform onstage! That’s one way to get ready for a concert I guess.
Hope you guys enjoyed the first #dirt post of 2016!