2016-02-12

When I reviewed the Amazon Echo ($180) last summer, I
concluded: “You should keep the Echo in mind. I’m telling you, it’s going to be
a thing.”

Well, guess what? Only seven months later, that prediction has come true.

The basics

The Echo is a voice-activated smartphone assistant like Siri
or Google Now — but designed specifically for the
home. You can give it orders or ask it questions, hands free, as you’re
cooking, reading, doing homework, having a chat, and generally living your life. (You do preface your commands by saying its name: You have a choice of calling it “Alexa,” “Amazon,” or “Echo.”)

The Echo does have a far smaller vocabulary than Siri or
Google Now. When I performed a head-to-head test of voice assistants, Echo came
in last. But even then, the Echo could perform stunts like these:

“Alexa, play Coldplay.” Ask for any band, song,
album, genre, or even activity (“play some cooking music”), and the music just
starts. (If, that is, you’ve properly set up an Amazon Prime, Pandora, or iHeartRadio
account.)

“Alexa, play
WCBS.” You can also request any radio station in the country.

“Alexa, what’s the news?” Alexa plays NPR’s
latest headline summary.

“Alexa, how’s the traffic?” Once you’ve entered
your home and work addresses in the phone app, Alexa can tell you how long your
commute will be.

“Alexa, what’s the weather in Dallas this weekend?” As
you’d expect.

“Alexa, read ‘The Casual Vacancy.’” If you buy audio books from Audible, the Echo begins reading your most recent
purchase out loud.

“Alexa, wake me up at 7:20 a.m.” The Echo is
rock-solid on alarms and timers.

“Alexa, how far is it from Chicago to Tampa?” She’ll
convert units, give you historical or geographical facts, calculate the days of
the week for dates, fill you in on movie and music trivia, and on and on.

“Alexa, when do the
Giants play next?” She’s up on major sports schedules and teams.

“Alexa: Wikipedia ‘The Rolling Stones.’” She
reads the first couple of lines from the corresponding Wikipedia entry.

“Alexa, put nutmeg on my shopping list.” She can put
things onto a shopping list that’s maintained in the Echo app on your phone.
Same thing with To Do items.

“Alexa, reorder cat food.” You can buy
stuff by voice — as long as you’ve previously bought them from Amazon.

“Alexa, how do you spell fluorescent?” She can
spell or define any word.

“Alexa, turn off the living room lights.” The
Echo can control home-automation gear from Wink, Belkin, and Philips (that is,
the Philips Hue light bulbs).

“Alexa, when’s my next appointment?” She’ll tell you what’s on your Google calendar, once you’ve provided the Echo app with your
Google account details.

“Alexa, tell me a joke.” She’s always good for a
short, painful pun or two. (“Here’s a tip: If you have a fear of elevators,
take steps to avoid them.”)

The Echo also offers witty, jokey responses to silly
questions, just like Siri or Cortana. If you say, “Is Santa Claus real?”, she
responds: “I don’t know him personally, but I’ve heard a lot of good
things…”

(Along these lines, I have to tell you about a little Easter
Egg: During the SuperBowl ad for the Amazon Echo, former
NFL quarterback Dan Marino tries to insult Alec Baldwin at a party like this:
“Alexa: How many Oscars has Alec Baldwin won?” And the Echo replies: “Alec
Baldwin has won zero Oscars.”

But yesterday, just for fun, I asked Alexa the same
question and discovered that Echo’s engineers had prepared some new answers! So now you might hear:

Alexa: “Alec Baldwin has won zero Osc—“

Alec Baldwin’s voice: “Alexa, stop.”

Alexa: “Alec…Is that you? I can stop, but you’ve still won
no Oscars!”

I cracked up. If you have an Echo, try it yourself.)

Alexa’s learned new Skills

All that said, in its seven
months of existence, the Echo has grown up. Amazon has quietly been adding more and more
features to its vocabulary, and some of them are fantastic.

Actually, a lot of the new features aren’t anything Amazon added. Instead, Amazon has opened
up the Echo to other people: Any programmer can write new features for it. (Those features are known as Skills; if you’re interested in writing one yourself, here’s how.) As a result, there are now nearly 1,000 new Echo commands. For example:

Spotify: The Echo
is a terrific-sounding Bluetooth speaker that can play whatever music is on your
phone. But until recently, that was your only option for listening
to Apple Music or Spotify on the Echo.

Now, though, Spotify is built in. You can ask for your
Spotify playlists by name. “Alexa, play my Romantic Guitar playlist on
Spotify.” Or any band, album, or song in the world: “Play Coldplay on Spotify.” Whatever you ask for starts playing instantly. (Of course, you first have to provide your paid
Spotify account address and password in the Alexa app.)

If the music lovers of 1990 could see you do that, they’d
fall down and worship you like a god.

Uber: Yes, you
can now order a car to pick you up just by saying, “Alexa, ask Uber for a
ride.” She tells you how many minutes away the nearest car is and then asks if you
want to continue or cancel. It’s dangerously close to Star Trek-like magic. You just have to provide your Uber account name and password in the Alexa phone app.

The Skills store.

The one real bummer here is that the wording must be exact.
You can’t say, “Call me an Uber car” or “Order me an Uber” or “I need an Uber
ride”; it has to be “Ask Uber for a ride.” That’s a shame, because an
artificially intelligent voice assistant is supposed to spare you from
memorizing specific commands.

But you know what’s awesome? Once you’ve ordered the car,
the Uber app on your phone somehow
knows. If you need to look up the driver’s name or license plate, cancel the
car, track the car on a map, or whatever, you can.

Domino’s. Yes, you can now order a pizza just by asking for it
aloud. Set it up right, and everything will be paid for except the tip; just
accept the pizza delivery when your doorbell rings. In my scientific tests, it
worked flawlessly.

It did, however, take some skill to figure out the setup. You
can’t specify what you want by voice; you can’t say, “Gimme a large
pepperoni-and-onion.” Instead, you can only re-order a pizza you’ve previously
ordered. You have a choice of “Reorder” (whatever type you last ordered) or
“Easy Order” (a favorite size and kind  you’ve stored in the Domino’s phone app). And
the wording, once again, is fixed and awkward: “Alexa, open Domino’s and place
my Easy Order.”

So how do you specify your Easy Order? Unfortunately, the
option to define it doesn’t appear until
you place an order, which you have to do from the app. In other words, you
can’t use the Echo to order a pizza until the second time you order from Domino’s.

Still, though. You gotta walk before you can run, right?

Kindle: The Echo has always been able to play Audible “books on tape”
to you; but those are professionally recorded books that cost money.

Now, the Echo can also read your Kindle books aloud, for
free. It’s a synthesized voice, but it works. “Alexa, read ‘The Martian.’”
That’s it: She begins reading from where you left off. (You can see it in the video above.) You can imagine all kinds of possibilities here for the very
old, the very young, the incapacitated, and the very tired.

There are about 150 Skills so far. Lots of them are junky or jokey; the Skills app store needs some stronger curation. But there are also worthwhile things like news apps from Huffington Post, TechCrunch, AOL, and AccuWeather; a guide to mixed drinks; apps that tell you when the next train or bus is coming; stock quotes; and spoken games like Bingo and Word Master that you can play against the Echo.

But wait, there’s more

In addition to Skills, there’s a second huge library of add-on
features for the Echo — this time, with a greater percentage of real winners.
It’s called If This, Then That.

Geeks have long adored the IFTTT.com Web site. It
lets people build and share “recipes” that link together all their modern
gadgets: your phone (and its apps), home-automation devices, popular Web services,
and so on. Example: “If I post a picture on Instagram, save the photo to my
Dropbox.”

Fortunately, IFTTT can control the Echo, too. Just by
scrolling through the 750 recipes other people have built (so far), I found one that
lets me control my Nest thermostat by voice. You say “trigger” when you want to
trigger an IFTTT recipe, so I can say: “Alexa: Trigger ‘Set the temp to 69.’”
And boom: My Nest thermostat responded! Crazy!

(As my wife noted drily: “Oh, so it saves you from having to
pull your phone out to open the Nest app? How long till we all look like the
people in ‘Wall-E?’”)

Or, let’s say you have the Harmony Hub remote control for your entertainment
system. You can now speak what you want, thanks to another If This, Then That recipe. “Alexa, trigger ‘Watch a Blu-ray.’”
Your TV and sound system turn on automatically and switches to the Blu-ray
input, ready to play. Since all of this usually takes a minute or so to power
up, it’s a minute of your life saved.

I really love this one: “Alexa, trigger ‘Call my phone.’” It’s great when your phone is lost in the house and you don’t feel like some big Find My Phone login sequence.

The usual beef

Look, I know what you’re going to say in the Comments. “OMG,
another useless gadget!” “How lazy do you have to be?” “I can turn on my own
TV, thank you.”

Well, OK, great: you don’t have to buy one.

But I’m telling you, people who get the Echo love the Echo. It was the #1 bestselling
item over $100 on Amazon last Black Friday. People swear by it. It’s a gadget
they actually use — and I’m one of them.

You’re also going to say, “My phone can do all of this
stuff already.” Again, though, it’s all in the details. The Echo is always ready, always
listening, always plugged in. You don’t have to find it, fish for it, worry
about its battery. It’s practically magical to just speak a command, hands-free, eyes-free, and have it work.

What’s most astonishing to me is that no other company is making
a rival. Amazon has invented a product category with only one product in it.

The longer those other vendors wait, the bigger a head start the Echo will
have. In only seven months, its usefulness and power has doubled — and Amazon,
along with its legions of collaborating programmers, are only getting started.

Now read these great Yahoo Tech stories:

Apple Music Is Hot — and Messy

Neil Young’s PonoPlayer: The Emperor Has No Clothes

Facebook’s New Music Stories Bring Music Sharing to the Social Network

Wave Your Phone in the Air: How Technology Is Changing Live Music

These Smart Light Bulbs Play Music, Boost Your Wi-Fi Signal, and More

David Pogue is the founder of Yahoo Tech; here’s how to get his columns by email. On the Web, he’s davidpogue.com. On Twitter, he’s @pogue. On email, he’s poguester@yahoo.com. He welcomes non-toxic comments in the Comments below.

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