2014-01-25

We all know that Disney shut down the three games we loved the most in order to work on CP, and to put more of their time into it.

I logged onto my old CP account and began writing down exactly how much the game has changed ever since TT, POTCO, and PH shut down. And by ''writing down exactly how much the game has changed'' I mean write down everything I find WRONG about it and it's newly added features.

During the time I logged on there was a dinosaur event going on (which I actually did find something indeed wrong with it) so there was a bunch of dinosaur stuff everywhere...

This isn't a compare CP to PH thread, it is see what changes have been made to CP thread, instead.

This game will hopefully be worth my time and the other three games Disney shut down...

New loading screen that only had the shiny logo of CP.

All the buildings look as if they can be sucked out of the game and placed in our world, and still fit in even though it was just in an online world with... penguins....

There was (before POTCO, TT, and PH shut down) a superhero event, and I logged on to just see what it was like. A newspaper station was added. It's still there. Disney NEVER got rid of that ugly newspaper station... they were all like ''We all ready have a newspaper station! Let's just go ahead and use it! Not like we're being lazy or anything!''

I CAN WALK ON TABLES?! STEAL THE CUPS!!!!

overly sized sofas. (you'd need like ten penguins to completely cover the sofa)

the music keeps playing, even if the screen I'm on is in a completely different browser on a completely different topic of tab D: (STALKER MUSIC)

DISOBEYING GRAVITY (how is that bag hanging on the edge of the overly sized sofa?!)

OVERLY SIZED BOTTLES OF MUSTARD AND KETCHUP (two mustard bottles and only one ketchup?! add another ketchup for the ketchup lovers!!!)

wait.... I CAN BE ON A WANTED POSTER?!! what a nice, friendly, game!! :)

one of the things that offend me the most is that they have chairs meant to look like melons. if they wanted to have a game that they could put lemon chairs in, Pixie Hollow should of been their choice. What's better- fake ugly lemon chairs or REAL lemon chairs?!

the clothing displayed on the clothing racks are so large i can hide my entire penguin behind it.

STALKER FISH (yellow fishes everywhere)

one of the things i saw when I logged on was a red T-rex... really? now how do dinosaurs belong in a game with penguins?

i can ''LIKE'' my own home with a little button... I've liked it 21 times :)

(i was in a very quiet server) and the second player i saw (the t-rex was a player, i think) was somebody named MOM with numbers after it. considering its been probably months since I've logged on, I was hoping that this game would give me a good first impression ''This game better be MUCH better than POTCO, TT, and Pixie Hollow in order to be worth the loss of the three games. Or at least have a good first impression!!'' Did I get a good first impression? No.

On the homepage it showed these slides, and there were four of them. there were these buttons on the bottom (four of them) and when you clicked on one of the buttons it took you to one of the slides. the very LAST slide was something that said ''Welcome to Club Penguin!'' SHOULDN'T THAT BE THE FIRST SLIDE?! i dont wanna be greeted by dinosaurs i wanna be greeted with a ''WELCOMEEEEE'' not a ''BECUM A MEMBUR TU IDK DU STUF IN OUR GAM YA JOIN TO DU DINOSUR STUF''

A BACKYARD?! COPYING PIXIE HOLLOW!

Pixie Hollow- A garden to plant seeds.

Club Penguin- A backyard to store puffles.

(Oh no! I have too many puffles! Whadda we do? Store our puffles outside in a paddock IN A SNOWY LANDSCAPE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. Not like they'll freeze or get attacked by an animal, or something)

WHY DO I HEAR DRUMS AND THE SOUND OF A DISTANT HIGHWAY? AND ROCK MUSIC? AND SHOUTING AND SCREAMING? AND A FLAG?

Most of the locations in CP don't have music, just nature sounds. Meanwhile, Pixie Hollow had magical, welcoming music in every place you go, even your homes! (except the gardens of course because it's a garden, not really meant to have welcoming music ''WELCOME TO YOUR GARDEN'')

I CAN WALK THROUGH ROCKS?!

Waterfalls with absolutely no sources whatsoever. ''Hey, where's the water coming from?'' ''NOWHERE'' '':O'' (Pixie Hollow had a giant stream!!! not random waterfalls with no water sources)

Areas with water have ugly lines running through them. is that my computer or the game?!

I was at a beachy place with an ocean and some player came along and began SLAMMING his red puffle into the ground, making a loud splashing noise that irritated my ears. Puffle abuse!

What's the point in putting fish in a cooler if you're just going to leave the cooler half-open right beside a fire? wouldn't that dry the fish out?

WHY ARE THERE PUFFLES ON ROOFS?

The puffles have overly sized beds.

I CAN WALK THROUGH RAILING?! Not only that, but it looks very glitchy when I do.

omg i can get free worker outfits for tending to my puffle at the fancy hotel? now i can pretend to be a staff member!

COAT CHECK?! PENGUINS. DON'T. WEAR. CLOTHES.

Video game music plays on the roof. PARTY video game music. Really?! It's like it WANTS me to party. D:

Club Penguin: ''DO DA WADDLE DANCE''

Me: ''WELL WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO DO THE WADDLE DANCE?!''

OMG, PUFFLES BURP?! Not only that but the burp noises are horrifying! And they snore!

I can be a DJ.. *mixes disks around till they break*

I can walk on tables?!

PENGUINS SHOULD NOT BE DRINKING THINGS THAT ARE THE SIZE OF THEIR BODY.

Umbrellas are meant to prevent rain from touching you and sunshine, and probably other weather stuff too. But why go through the trouble of even having umbrellas if their going to be transparent that lets sunlight through and have holes?

I have complete access to the cash register. :)

CP made ninjas for you to have actually something fun to do, other than play games... shop with the money you earned for clothing and furniture.... play games... shop with the money you earned for clothing and furniture.... etc....

I can walk through walls?!

THE HOCKEY PUCK SHOULDN'T BE THE SIZE OF MY PENGUIN'S HEAD.

Random pizzas and drinks lie around everywhere. What a way to teach young kids to clean up after themselves!

The puck is huge, compared to the goals.

What's the point in having a door if you can't even walk through it?! Windows are the new doors! Windows!

A disco. (How's that an issue? Well, in Pixie Hollow, fairies host magical parties and each one is unique from the other. Penguins prefer to party in the exact same place every time...)

The top story of the disco building has a transparent glass window on the floor, allowing you to stalk penguins and watch them dance. Anddd it shows penguins dancing when really, there's no penguins down there....

Maybe it was Disney's way of fooling people into making the game look as popular as Disney wanted it to be?

My username's edges are choppy and sharp. The ones in Pixie Hollow were very pretty and smooth.

The penguins are using A BELT to power a machine. Not like the belt can break one day and I dont know, cause a disaster.

Wait- PENGUINS HUNT?! There's a moose head on the wall! So penguins eat moose and fish?

The world is either awfully tiny or I was getting stalked all the time.

Somebody's puffle began to dig up the floor of a building for gold. Damage to property they don't even own! ANDDD isn't that stealing? After all, the gold WAS on the property they damaged.

A useless brown bridge that serves no purpose but decor.

I can turn on and off a lightswitch that's behind a glass wall that's apart of a lighthouse. SUPERPOWERS!

Not only that, but why do I have the ability to do that?! If I wanted to I could simply turn the light off, and ships would get lost without the lighthouse's light.

A public drinking fountain that froze while pouring out water.

The penguins slack off too much when it comes to putting their surfboards somewhere where they wont get ruined, so they shove them into the snow at an angle with nothing to protect them. Not like it can fall into the ocean and float away.

A dinosaur just landed on the top of some trees... Ok, this is just getting WEIRD!

STAMP EARNED: Going places! (Shouldn't that be going to places and evaluating them?)

Different star amounts:

Excellent = :Star::Star::Star::Star::Star:

Awesome = :Star::Star::Star::Star:

Good = :Star::Star::Star:

Okay = :Star::Star:

Awful = :Star:

My rating of the game is.

:Twig:

Below awful.

Only thing I had fun doing on CP was writing down this stuff, mainly.

In the dinosaur event going on it gave me the ability to travel back in time. I didn't do that yet, but I will log on later to evaluate the whole go-back-in-time thing.

Let's hope there isn't cups that aren't the size of my penguin there, because that's just wrong in so many ways... ):

Note: This wasn't supposed to be a big, serious evaluation. This evaluation was really just based on the world itself. I might do evaluations on the games, and events, and maybe even go to crowed places with lots of people to see if there's nice sweet players everywhere I go, or players who are breaking the rules and being nasty. Disney is probably making some big updates to the game, so I will be checking for anything new to keep track of Club Penguin's changes. But anyway, that will have to wait because I'm chasing Pixie Hollow possibly returning stuff down at the moment. :D

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