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198. DeShawn Snow, Atlanta — Season 1
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Destined for greatness, or just one season as a Housewife? Bravo
197. Karent Sierra, Miami — Season 2
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We get it, you’re a dentist. Bravo
196. Jo De La Rosa, OC — Season 1
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He didn’t keep you, though. You and Slade broke up, Jo. Bravo
195. Lydia Schiavello, Melbourne — Season 2
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Is anyone on these shows a “traditional” housewife? Bravo
194. Bethenny Frankel, NYC — Seasons 1–3
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Minus points for name-checking the city. Bravo
193. Stacie Turner, D.C. — Season 1
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This is basically Bethenny’s tagline. Bravo
192. Kyle Richards, Beverly Hills — Season 3
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Again, Bethenny’s tagline reworked. Bravo
191. Teresa Giudice, New Jersey — Season 3
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+1 for not just saying “New Jersey is my state.” Bravo
190. Porsha Stewart, Atlanta — Season 5
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What’s the opposite of a humble brag? Bravo
189. Melissa Gorga, New Jersey — Season 3
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Oh, just a brag. Bravo
188. Kelly Killoren Bensimon, NYC — Seasons 2–3
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It would be weird if you hated living it. Bravo
187. Marysol Patton, Miami — Season 1
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Subtle plug for your PR firm, Marysol. Bravo
186. NeNe Leakes, Atlanta — Season 5
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Did Marysol put the spotlight on you? Bravo
185. Lea Black, Miami — Season 3
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But does it really? Bravo
184. Chyka Keebaugh, Melbourne — Season 1
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And probably money. Bravo
183. Kyle Richards, Beverly Hills — Season 2
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You and Chyka should combine your luck forces. Bravo
182. Jacqueline Laurita, New Jersey — Season 5
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#inspirational Bravo
181. Kim Richards, Beverly Hills — Season 3
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We need to restrict everyone’s use of the word “journey.” Bravo
180. Janet Roach, Melbourne — Season 2
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+1 for the metaphor. Bravo
179. Caroline Manzo, New Jersey — Season 4
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This is a lie. You’re on the Real Housewives. Bravo
178. Kandi Burruss, Atlanta — Season 7
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Again, you’re a Housewife. Drama is your job. Bravo
177. Jacqueline Laurita, New Jersey — Season 3
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Is anyone not their own person? Bravo
176. Lydia Schiavello, Melbourne — Season 1
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Puns! Bravo
175. Michaele Salahi, D.C. — Season 1
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You’d expect a better tagline from the woman who (allegedly) crashed a White House state dinner. Bravo
174. Camille Grammer, Beverly Hills — Season 1
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Kelsey Grammer did call RHOBH his “parting gift” to Camille before their divorce. Bravo
173. Jackie Gillies, Melbourne — Season 1
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Camille’s tagline + two extra shines. Bravo
172. Shereé Whitfield, Atlanta — Seasons 1–2
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Three words: She By Shereé. Bravo
171. Cynthia Bailey, Atlanta — Seasons 3–4
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If you say so. Bravo
170. Cat Ommanney, D.C. — Season 1
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Like the show, which was canceled after one season. Bravo
169. Alexis Bellino, OC — Season 7
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Would we? Bravo
168. Marysol Patton, Miami — Season 2
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What does this even mean? Bravo
167. Kim Zolciak-Biermann, Atlanta — Season 5
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#blessed Bravo
166. Melissa Gorga, New Jersey — Season 5
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Literally. Take a page from Love Italian Style: The Secrets of My Hot and Happy Marriage by Melissa Gorga. Bravo
165. Phaedra Parks, Atlanta — Seasons 3–4
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And this is why Phaedra is a lawyer/mortician/fitness instructor/etiquette expert. Bravo
164. Lydia McLaughlin, OC — Season 8
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So, Lydia does not believe in reincarnation. Bravo
163. Kathy Wakile, New Jersey — Season 4
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This is very Sopranos. Bravo
162. Lizzie Rovsek, OC — Season 9
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True. Bravo
161. Heather Dubrow, OC — Season 8
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Heather DuBrow, formerly the only brunette on RHOC. Bravo
160. NeNe Leakes, Atlanta — Seasons 3–4
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When you leave a room, do you sell it? Bravo
159. Alexis Bellino, OC — Season 8
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Only God — and millions of Bravo viewers — can judge you. Bravo
158. Tamra Judge, OC — Season 8
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Technically if you start over, you’re wiping away everything you already did… so you can’t look back. Bravo
157. Amber Marchese, New Jersey — Season 6
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Except all the other women on the show who you fought with, Amber. Bravo
156. Gretchen Rossi, OC — Season 6
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What does sadness mean? Bravo
155. Gretchen Rossi, OC — Season 8
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Would’ve been better with “I get tougher too.” Bravo
154. Peggy Tanous, OC — Season 6
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This is so anti-soccer mom. Bravo
153. Tammy Knickerbocker, OC — Season 2
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“Just me. I let me drive me crazy.” Bravo
152. Tamra Barney, OC — Season 3
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Bold statement. Bravo
151. Heather Thomson, NYC — Season 6
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Minus points for basically stealing Aviva’s tagline. Bravo
150. Aviva Drescher, NYC — Season 5
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See, Heather just reworded this. Bravo
149. Alexia Echevarria, Miami — Season 1
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Surprising this didn’t end with “And I do.” Bravo
148. Kim Zolciak, Atlanta — Seasons 1–2
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“And I get mine from Big Papa.” Bravo
147. Lisa Vanderpump, Beverly Hills — Season 1
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We’ve reached the end of the “In [city], [x} gives you [y]” section of taglines. Bravo
146. Alex McCord, NYC — Seasons 1–3
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And one of those people is Jill Zarin (see below). Bravo
145. Jill Zarin, NYC — Seasons 1–3
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This is what Alex was talking about. Bravo
144. Kyle Richards, Beverly Hills — Season 1
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Hollywood is fake?! Bravo
143. Kyle Richards, Beverly Hills — Season 4
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This is just Kyle’s Season 1 tagline recycled. Bravo
142. Brandi Glanville, Beverly Hills — Season 4
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Sounds dangerous. Bravo
141. Tammy Knickerbocker, OC — Season 3
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I don’t think this is true. Bravo
140. Adrienne Maloof, Beverly Hills — Season 1
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“But I have a lot of money.” Bravo
139. Yolanda Foster, Beverly Hills — Season 5
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“I also have a lot of money.” Bravo
138. Tamra Judge, OC — Season 9
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The immortal Tamra Judge. Bravo
137. Cynthia Bailey, Atlanta — Season 5
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But hold onto beauty as long as you can! Bravo
136. Lauri Peterson, OC — Season 3
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OC lifestyle = ability to spend money. Bravo
135. Melissa Gorga, New Jersey — Season 6
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Solid try at reworking “forgive and forget.” Bravo
134. Gina Liano, Melbourne — Season 2
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Another attempt at updating an old adage, but it really just sounds like you misp
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