Synopsis:
When an unfortunate twist of fate leaves 28 year-old socialite Leslee Robinson
broken-hearted and unemployed, she embarks on a journey to discover what
boggles every twenty-something single woman’s mind: What do men REALLY want and
how do you find the perfect mate? With the help of her two best friends; Annie,
a self-conscious, sarcastic single mother; and Karen, the neurotic,
perfectionist ‘bridezilla,’ Leslee creates The BACHELORETTE Project, a
‘scientific’ dating experiment designed to uncover the enigma of the male
species.
After
multiple dates gone awry and unanticipated encounters of the extreme, Leslee
decides to confide in the last person that she’d ever consider asking dating
advice from: Eric, her handsome, womanizing college friend with a well-known
‘love ‘em and leave ‘em’ reputation. Aside from Eric’s infamous bachelor
tactics, Leslee can’t help but to be oddly attracted to him, but will pursuing
the charming, ‘bad boy’ philanderer that Eric is even be worth the risk?
With
unbelievable twists and a contemporary, comedic Chick-Lit feel, The
BACHELORETTE Project is the chronicle of a single woman’s journey to finding
true friendship, discovering herself, and learning the enigma of love down to a
science.
Tami Anthony is an author, a
playwright, and the beautiful mind behind Pink
Butterfly Publications, a publishing company devoted to female-driven
literature. She is a graduate of Rutgers University with a Bachelor’s in
English Literature and Theatre Arts. Tami presently resides outside of
Philadelphia with her son and is currently working on her second novel and
future plays.
EXCERPT
I follow Mark to his house from the
bar. We pull up to this very quaint brick rancher with a gigantic front yard
and half groomed bushes and trees spread about. There is nothing spectacular
about Mark’s house. It’s … well, very plain actually. It’s not a dream house
nor a McMansion. It’s as ordinary as ordinary can be. Yup, I think to myself, this
will definitely be a booty call. I can’t even imagine living in a house
like this. It doesn’t scream RICH and FABULOUS the way I would want a house to
scream. I imagine that my future husband will have a fantastic two-story house
with a classy cobblestone driveway and this breathtaking garden with white
roses and lilacs growing in effigy. Yeah, maybe I need to leave this dream
world of mine and face reality. I could very well fall in love with a man who
lives in a rancher or worse, a motorhome.
I park Karen’s car in front of his
house. He walks over and opens the car door for me. “So, this is it,” Mark says
as I exit the car. “This is my home.”
“It’s very nice,” I reply politely.
So what if I lie? Don’t act like you’ve never done it.
“Yeah, I’m not home a lot because of
work and all,” he tells me. You can say
that again, I think to myself. Who in the world doesn’t make sure that
their hedges are cut? Who doesn’t mow their own lawn? There’s a solution to
this scenario and it’s called hiring a landscaper.
“That … sucks,” I blurt out. I
couldn’t think of a good word to use. It seems that most of our conversation
topics were used up at the bar. Maybe it’s a good thing, though. Less talk,
MORE ACTION!
I hold on to his arm as we walk to
his front door. I place my head onto his shoulder devouring the exotic scent of
his cologne. I’m in heaven. I decide to go in for the kill. Before I know, I’m
stopping him in his tracks and planting the most passionate kiss on his lips,
taking his breath away. He looks stunned, in a good way of course.
“What was that for?” he asks.
“For being the sexiest man that I’ve
ever met,” I say slyly. “I can’t wait to see the inside of your house, mainly
your bedroom.” I slowly move my hand under his shirt touching his
finely-chiseled abs. Mark becomes speechless.
“I, um, yeah,” he stutters in shock.
“Yeah, you can see the bedroom,” he says eagerly and rushes me to the front
door. “Let’s, um, do that!” He opens the door and pulls me inside. I push him
against the closest wall and begin to kiss on his neck. “You still,” GROAN! “Want that … oh, God! Coffee?”
“Not … right … now,” I say between
breaths as I pull anxiously on the top of his jeans. I then feel something
rubbing against the bottom of my leg and I jump.
“What is it?” Mark asks with his eyes
closed.
“Your dog,” I reply. The dog
continuously jumps on my leg and I laugh. “He’s a cute dog.” A little brown,
furry thing. His dog is the most adorable pocketbook dog that I’ve ever seen.
“Let me put him in the guest room,”
Mark tells me. “I’ll be right back.” He directs me to his couch. “Have a seat.
I have a surprise for you.”
“Already?” I ask. I doubt it’s
diamonds. After all, we just met. Maybe it’s a very fine Chardonnay of some
sort. A girl can wonder.
“Let’s just say I like to set the
mood,” he says then winks. He walks away with the dog.
OK, I think to
myself as I take a look around the living room. It’s your typical man-home
equipped with a gargantuan-sized flat screen TV, an X-Box, surround sound
speakers, an overly technical stereo, a wooden coffee table with absolutely
nothing on it, and a wide collection of DVDs and video games. One thing’s for
certain, he has a clean home that doesn’t smell funny. That has to be a plus,
right?
“Leslee?” I hear Mark say seductively
a few feet behind me.
“Yes?” I ask without turning around
assuming that any second now he’ll be the one kissing my neck. He claps twice
and the room darkens. The sound of house music blares from the speakers and
white strobe lights begin to flicker within the room. What … the … fuck? “Um, Mark?” I ask. “What is going on?” I hear
him breathing heavily behind me and I begin to panic a little.
“There’s one thing that I didn’t tell
you at the bar,” he says and I’m so afraid to turn around. Where the hell did I put my Mace?!
“And, um, what’s that?” I ask. Now
I’m speechless! What in the world is about to happen? Should I be praying?
I feel him licking on the back of my
neck and I shiver. “I’m a dancer,” he says.
“You mean like Cabaret dancing,
Riverdancing, what?” I ask as my body shakes. I have no clue what he’s talking
about nor do I want to. “You dance the Tango?” I guess. “Waltz? Tap? Ballet?” I
ask quickly.
“No,” he says and laughs. “I … am …
SUPERMAN!” he shouts as he leaps over the couch and jumps onto the coffee table
wearing a Superman thong and a red cape all while holding a glowstick in each
hand. Oh … my … God, I think to
myself. Is this really happening? My libido has gone from roaring and
ready-to-go to temporarily shutting down for the night. Is he serious?
Mark throws his arms in the air and
freezes into some sort of funny, galactic pose. The music stops for a second
and his eyes widen. Dramatic effect, I guess?
He throws off the cape and begins to
thrust his pelvis forward. The music seems to get louder and louder, and I
become more and more anxious to run.
“Accountant by day,” Mark yells,
“private dancer by night, baby!” He then leaps off the table and jumps on my
lap, humping me like some overly anxious teenage boy. I cringe. This is not how
I imagined my night … not at all.
“Maybe I should go,” I say with fear
in my voice. “I, um, have to get up really early for Pilates and I …” I’m lost
in thought. Why do these things always
happen to me?!
“You like this body?” he asks as he
breaths heavily into my face.
“Um, sometimes?” I say in the form of
a question. “I don’t know?”
“You like this rock-hard ass?” he
asks as he stands on the floor and bends over.
“I, um, it’s getting late. I should
go,” I say in a rush and grab my purse. I try to stand up but he pushes me back
on the couch. Kick to the crotch NOW? I
ask myself but too frightened to move.
“Grab my ass,” he instructs me.
Apparently there’s no shame in his game.
“Oh, no. I really shouldn’t.”
“GRAB MY ASS, DAMNIT!” he yells.
“OK, OK!” I yell back as I grab his
left buttock. For some people, this would be the ultimate turn on, being
dominated by a man in a Superman thong, but to me, not so much. I hold on to
his butt cheek for dear life as his eyes roll into the back of his head. He
looks just like a man who’s just cum. How is he getting aroused by this? Is
this some sort of crazy Superman butt fetish that I wasn’t informed about? I
have to get out of here!
“Ooooooh!” he groans loudly, then
slowly his knees buckle and his body drops to the floor. He doesn’t move.
“Mark?” I say. He resembles a dead
fish: pale, non-mobile, sickly looking. I clap twice to turn on the lights.
“Mark, are you OK?” I ask as I stand over him and let my foot give his limp
body a little nudge. He doesn’t respond. Oh
fuck! I think I killed him! I grab his shoulders and shake him. “Mark, get
up!” I yell. He lays still. “You can’t be dead!” I whimper pathetically as I
smack his face. Sadly, part of me wants to take off the thongs and sneak a peek
at the goods, another part of me wants to roll him on to his front yard for his
neighbors to see what type of freak they live next to, but the part of me
that’s telling me to leave quietly and quickly has hands down gotten my vote.
I slowly grab my purse and head to
the door as his dog walks out into the living room and begins to lick on Mark’s
face. The secrets that the dog could tell me are probably endless. Should I just steal the dog? No, Leslee, you can’t, I tell myself,
then again …
“Since I obviously can’t have the
man, I guess I’ll settle for man’s best friend,” I say aloud. The dog pauses
from licking Mark’s face and runs toward me, jumping into my arms. The dog just
looks at me. “What?” I ask him. “Would you rather be adopted by a woman with
fabulous taste or would you rather be an orphan?” The dog looks down and
whimpers. “Yeah, I thought so,” I say as I walk out of Mark’s house quietly.
Another date, another disaster, but this time I leave with the cutest, most
adorable partying gift ever: my new dog.
Guest Post -Tami
Anthony’s Writing Process
Being
a writer is perhaps one of the most challenging occupations in the world …
well, at least I believe so. It takes a lot of discipline and creativity to
concoct something so unique that it will literally grab the attention of its
audience. With writing, whether it be a novel, a short story, or even a theatre
play, there’s always a process. Granted, each writer has their own process on
how to create the work of art that writing is, but I will say that my own
personal process is pretty old-fashioned to say the least.
First
things first, I develop an idea. My ideas can gravitate from life experiences
and then given a fictional twist for entertainment purposes. Once I have an
idea that I believe that I can relate to and genuinely portray to the audience ,
I just go with it and see what else I can add to it.
The
second portion of my process is to find names for the characters that I am
writing about. I find this to be one of the most difficult tasks in the
process. Believe me, it sounds easy but it’s not for the reason that the name
can sometimes reflect the personality of the character that you are writing
about. I try using unique names, but nothing that is too extreme. For this, I
use a baby name book or the good ol’ internet. If the name doesn’t fit the character,
then it plagues my mind until I find a better name that suits them.
Next
is writing an outline of the story. I ask myself what the reason is for writing
the piece and what message I want to convey to the audience. After I figure out
the message, I write an outline … on a yellow legal pad … chapter by chapter
and incident by incident. This is why I consider myself a bit old fashioned.
Everything is so technical nowadays and some people just go straight to their
computers and type everything up including their outlines. I like to physically
write it down and hang it on my office wall. Call it crazy or time consuming
(and it is!), but I just find comfort in having things handwritten. It makes
the process more real for me.
Last,
but certainly not least, I begin to write the story. I don’t know why it is,
but I like to switch from handwriting in a notebook to typing on the computer.
I like both ways! I handwrote the first drafts of both my first play and my
first novel from start to finish. It took a little bit longer, but pen and
paper are like peanut butter and jelly to me. They’re meant to be together!
Plus, I don’t want to restrict myself to a computer screen. It gets boring to
me and it hurts my eyes LOL!
After
all of this is done, I let my writing sit and I let the story marinate in my
mind for a bit (sometimes days, sometimes weeks, sometimes MONTHS!). Then, of
course, I go back to it and make improvements … and this is where the editing
process comes in which is an entirely different blog post of its own.
One
thing that I have learned is that the writing process does take time. You can’t
expect greatness overnight. That is why with my process, I like to take my
time. I don’t rush things because I want to put out the best possible work that
I can. The process of writing can be grueling at times, but it is all worth it
in the end.
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