On Wednesday, as some Kenyans made their way to Uhuru Park, others were on social media doing what they do best. Tweeting their opinions and jumping on a trending topic with their ever crazy and hilarious reactions on a subject.
Using the ‘KenyanShortStories’ hashtag, KOT attempted to tell the Kenyan story using 140 characters. Most did not need that many characters.
Here are the sampled reactions;
#KenyanShortStories Crackdown Ordered
— Sunny Bindra (@sunnysunwords) September 23, 2015
#KenyanShortStories My conscience is clear. https://t.co/gWytbznebe — SD Maundu (@SDMaundu) September 23, 2015
#KenyanShortStories Carry Your Own Cross
— Sunny Bindra (@sunnysunwords) September 23, 2015
#KenyanShortStories (Sorry. We really do love this image) pic.twitter.com/dMv6U8GAPQ — Durex Kenya (@DurexKE) September 23, 2015
#KenyanShortStories We are doing a thorough investigation
— Kibe™ (@kibekelele) September 23, 2015
#KenyanShortStories I have set up a commitee to solve this issue till the END ! smh — Alvin Ochola (@Alvinochola) September 23, 2015
#KenyanShortStories In A Small Meeting
— Sunny Bindra (@sunnysunwords) September 23, 2015
#KenyanShortStories We cannot implement it because it would cost too much to solve the problems ruining us. — gathara (@gathara) September 23, 2015
#KenyanShortStories I Was Cleared By The Court
— Sunny Bindra (@sunnysunwords) September 23, 2015
#KenyanShortStories I would rather die. — gathara (@gathara) September 23, 2015
The suspects are helping the police with investigations. #KenyanShortstories
— Sarah Kimani (@sarahkimani) September 23, 2015
Our tribe is being targeted. #Kenyanshortstories — Sarah Kimani (@sarahkimani) September 23, 2015
#KenyanShortStories Assist Me With Your Details
— Sunny Bindra (@sunnysunwords) September 23, 2015
#KenyanShortStories Don’t be vague! Let’s go Hague! — Raden Wijaya (@roomthinker) September 23, 2015
#KenyanShortStories I have only one wife pic.twitter.com/auqrGTq351
— Raden Wijaya (@roomthinker) September 23, 2015
#KenyanShortStories “Eish, you have slapped me!” – A reverberating anthology by Shebesh. — Shamit Patel (@just_sham_it) September 23, 2015
#KenyanShortStories “Just drop me in Lavington” aka Ungwaro massive.
— TAMUnator (@RamzZy_) September 23, 2015
#KenyanShortStories “Ukona change ya thao?” — TAMUnator (@RamzZy_) September 23, 2015
#KenyanShortStories I’ll pay you back next week.
— FERDINAND OMONDI (@FerdyOmondi) September 23, 2015
We shot all the suspects who stole the 40 million shillings but managed to recover 50,000. We are looking for the rest. #KenyanShortStories — Mac Otani (@MacOtani) September 23, 2015
Hehe, many people need re-education! #KenyanShortStories pic.twitter.com/I9PGklfrPp
— xyzshow (@xyzshow) September 23, 2015
#KenyanShortStories …… if you vote me in.. I will ….. — Vee Beiby (@VeraSidika) September 23, 2015
#KenyanShortStories Those caught stealing public funds must step aside…
— Arnold Mwamuye (@bembeyou) September 23, 2015
#KenyanShortStories Teachers are on strike. pic.twitter.com/k2xKX6wdeP — Simon Robson (@SymRob) September 23, 2015
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5 or 6 times, just to be sure. #KenyanShortStories
— Alphonce Mwari (@AlphonceMwari) September 23, 2015
This is one I’m definitely guilty of 
“I’ll be ready in 5 minutes!” #KenyanShortStories ^Natasha pic.twitter.com/SU2dFVPDoo — Juma and Natasha (@DTBduo) September 23, 2015
Today i made a great step in my Life …. ++>>> #KenyanShortStories pic.twitter.com/Aq7FAiAdh3
— Mick Mike (@Mmobara) September 23, 2015
#KenyanShortStories, every kenyan who ever attended nursery or sunday school pic.twitter.com/C6oqx0phD1 — $$$$$Quinta (@AnitaImmel) September 23, 2015
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