ONE day Henny-penny was surfing the internet when--whack!--something hit her upon the head.
'Goodness gracious me!' said Henny-penny;
'Skye's infrastructure is a-failing; I must go and tell the BBC.'
So she went along and she went along and she went along till she met Cocky-locky.
'Where are you going, Henny-penny?' says Cocky-locky.
'Oh! I'm going to tell the BBC Skye's infrastructure is a-failing,' says Henny-penny.
'May I come with you?' says Cocky-locky, who worked for the Telegraph. 'Certainly,' says Henny-penny.
So Henny-penny and Cocky-locky went to tell the BBC that Skye's infrastructure was a-failing.
So she went along and went along and she went along until she met Policey Weesey.
'Where are you going, Henny-Penny?' Says Policey Weesey.
'Oh! I'm going to tell the BBC Skye's infrastructure is a-failing,' says Henny-Penny.
"Oh no you're fucking not". says Policey Weesey.
Yet Henny-Penny did, but nobody believed her -- or the BBC. As usual.
https://twitter.com/LochabSkyePol/status/895227268418719744