2013-10-05

In at least one moment in everyone’s lives, there’s no one you hate more than your ex. The relationship is over, they hurt your feelings, ruined your day and they’re going to hear what you have to say. These celebrities took to the media to tell the world how much they hated their ex, and of course we ate the shade all the way up.

Justin Timberlake vs. Britney SpearsCRY ME A RIVER

Girl I refuse/

You must have me confused/

With some other guy/

Your bridges were burned/

and now it’s your turn/

To cry, cry me a river.

Justin Timberlake’s breakup anthem was so cold that it kickstarted his solo career. And then he topped it off with this comment about his famous ex: “Sometimes in life, you think you found the one. But then, one day you find out that she’s just some b-tch!”

Ouch.

Rihanna vs. Chris BrownNOT NEVER AGAIN

When you need to channel Joseline Hernandez, you must really be pissed off. When Chris Brown posted this Tweet about his collaboration with Rihanna,

Rihanna fired back with this Tweet: ‘You will die, be born again, die again and be born again, before I do a song with you, bitch.’

Guess those two won’t be doing another duet anytime soon.

Mel B vs. Eddie MurphyDEAD BEAT BURN

Spice Girl Mel B. and Eddie Murphy have had beef ever since Mel got pregnant and Eddie tried to deny that the baby was his. And recently, Mel B went on Twitter to fire her own shots at her dead beat baby’s father: “The working title on my new song is Beverly Hills C*ck because that is what he is – He never bothers with his daughter. I mean, what kind of man is that?”

Russell Brand vs. Katy PerryI TRIED TO PRETEND YOU WEREN’T THERE

Did everyone in the world need to know that Russell Brand didn’t enjoy the bedroom business with Katy Perry? Russ thought so and fired some of the coldest sheet shots we’ve ever read: “I’d be having sex thinking, ‘Think of anyone, anyone else.’”

Wow. That’s got to hurt to hear.

Olivia Wilde vs. her ex-husbandYOUR BEDROOM GAME IS GARBAGE

Olivia Wilde is cold as ice. In a 2011 interview, the actress let the world know that her ex-husband — Italian filmmaker Tao Ruspoli — was garbage in bed and she just couldn’t get over it:

“I felt like my vagina died. It just turned off. Lights out,” the 28-year-old said of the split after eight years of marriage. “You can lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner and tell them that ‘everything on the home front’s just peachy!’ but you cannot lie to your vagina.”

Daang!

Kanye West vs. Amber RoseYEAH I’M STILL MAD

Kanye made a whole album about Amber Rose and called her every kind of trick in the book. My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy was so grimy, it made Amber Rose burst into tears in almost every interview she gave about it. Is there any such thing as overkill when you’re feeling salty?

Rob Kardashian vs. Rita OraTHAT’S WHY I CHEATED

Rob Kardashian and Rita Ora declared nuclear Twitter war on their way out of their relationship. He called her a slore who slept with 20 dudes, she said he had a little wenis and the fans just ate it up:

Ray J vs. Kim KardashianSPILLING TEA TO YOUR NEW BOO

Ray J’s “I Hit It First” was scandalous and a half. It was a diss aimed at Kim Kardashian and her new boo Kanye West at the same time:

“She might move on to rappers and ball players, but we all know I hit it first.”

That had to lead to a few uncomfortable moments in the Kimye household. And they can’t be looking forward to the day when North West finally hears it.

Jesse James vs. Sandra BullockSALT IN THE WOUND

After Jesse James got caught cheating on Sandra Bullock, he had the nerve to throw a little shade her way to boot. He told Howard Stern that Kat Von D — his new boo — was better in bed: “That one’s an easy no-brainer. 100 percent! She’s a vixen, man. I love her.” And in another interview, he referred to Sandra as “some Hollywood actress.” That’s a whole new level of inappropriate.

Chad Johnson Evelyn LozadaAIRING YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY

You’d think after you head-butted your ex-wife, you’d be done with abuse for good. But after Chad Johnson and Evelyn Lozada broke up for the second time, Chad had no problem going on Twitter and dragging her name.

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