A 19 yr old student Mulayam (name changed to protect identity) from IIT-Guwahati has filed a report in the local police station after an attempt to murder was made on him, apparently by his own class-mate Nand Tiwari (name changed to protect identity). After initial investigation by the local police, it appears that the two young lads had known each other since the time they joined IIT-Guwahati together and were studying in the same Mechanical department.
Mulayam recalls spending some time with Tiwari on Sunday afternoon playing snooker (LTP-Loser to Pay) at the local dhabha, after which they decided to watch a movie. They picked up their favorite actress (now Bollywood mainstream) Sunny Leone’s naughty America DVD from a shop and went straight to Tiwari’s hostel room. Mulayam told this to our reporter – ‘we went to Tiwari’s room, and started watching the movie on his laptop. After finishing the movie, I got busy on my phone stalking and trolling strangers on twitter while Mulayam started staring at me and making weird faces as if he wanted to say something. After a few minutes, he asked me to leave the room for no reasons! But I didn’t leave the room as I was having a good time lying in his bed with a sutta and my phone. The next thing I remember is that he jumped on me, started abusing and beating me with all intentions to kill me!’
Police investigators found a toilet-roll, moisturizers, and a pack of choti Gold Flake cigarettes at the crime scene. There were also a couple of Savita Bhabhi magazines found under the bed-sheet and pillows. Police is still trying to figure out if there are any connections of the findings to the incident that took place.
Nand Tiwari was not available for any comments, but their common friends mentioned to us that on previous occasions also other students from the same college have cited similar experiences with Mulayam when he would refuse to leave the room after a movie, or ‘meethi-pustak’ (aka Hindi adult stories magazines) study sessions.
Leading psychologist Mr Suhel Seth had something to say on this incident as well ‘Generally this type of behavior is found in young mechanical engineers who are living in an environment which is deprived of the opposite sex, and obviously not getting laid. So they depend a lot on the entertainment they get from movies and magazines. They should be given enough space to relax them-selves and in a way vent out their frustrations and study-pressure. It appears that in this case Nand Tiwari wanted to do the same but Mulayam’s ignorance and not giving Tiwari the space he wanted resulted in him losing control.’
News is also coming in from our sources that Justice Katju has decided to fight for Nand Tiwari.
-Dhakkad Chora @Jiro_Baat
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