lornacrowley:
jack “soldier 76″ morrison: the conflicted supersoldier stares over the horizon as he smokes a cigarette. “war is the most fucked up thing ever.” he takes a sip of beer
lena “tracer” oxton: seems like nowadays are more like nowadays than they were thenadays and thenadays were less like nowadays than they were thenadays, nowadays
gabriel “reaper” reyes: ((SPILLING BLOOD ALL OVER KEYBOARD) THIS IS WHAT U WANT. THIS IS WHAT U FUCKING BASTARDS WANT RIGHT (1 WEEK LATER) WHY ARE THE KEYS STICKING
genji shimada: upgrade my ass to a human’s ass
fareeha “pharah” amari: i will protect you and all girls frrom roughousers
jesse mccree: #e3rumors some meme guy will walkout on stage twirlin two pistols and begin kicking cans of Gun Flavored Mountain Dew into a screaming crowd
SST laboratories siege automaton “bastion” E54: i’m going to beat the shit out of asimo. im gping to knock it on its ass while its trying to use a staircase at a trade show. dreadful beast
hanzo shimada: DAD: your baby brothers missing, please put down the controller. help us find him
ME: Did u read the news. Gaming is a legitinmate hobby now
jamison “junkrat” fawkes: the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit
mei-ling zhou: THIngs other people like: being bastards, being Uniformly tasteless THINGS I Like: Being reasonably kind, and trying to help, when i can
torbjörn lindholm: Imagine. A world where guns come out of the ground like plants. And all the water is replaced by Bullet’s. This is Gun World. It’s real
amélie “widowmaker” lacroix: i just want to find the optimal bra for sniper operations, but everoyne here is so rude, and pieces of shit
hana “d.va” song: cmon peopl now/smile on your gamers everuybody get together/try to do good with your Gamers right now
reinhardt wilhelm: if you have a problem with my mouth, i’ll be swniging a sledgehammer in circles outdoors for the rest of my life, so come try do crap to me.
mako “roadhog” rutledge: well i was going to climb mount everest but this yelp review says theres a nude man at the summit swinging chains around and yelling “fuck u
winston: at first i thought Science was a shit waste of time. then somebody did a meme of it,. and now… hooboy…now i like it
aleksandra “zarya” zaryanova: AS THE GUILLOTINE SLIDES TOWARDS MY NECK, I PRODUCE A TINY BARBELL I’VE BEEN HIDING IN MY MOUTH AND LIFT IT WITH MY TONGUE. ONE LAST REP
lúcio correia dos santos: ah.. why is it that computers can send hateful commentary thorugh the modem… but weren’t designed to send something nice.. like a Song
angela “mercy” ziegler: Q: Dear @Dril, friend to all online. Do Good people die?
A: Good people absolutely do not die, and you have bveen blocked for asking me this
satya “symmetra” vaswani: which programming language should I learn if I want to transform myself into an enormous 3d wireframe head that spits out flashing cubes
tekhartha zenyatta: Welcome to the citadel of eternal wisdom. Behold, this crystal contains the sum of all human knowledge – Except Rap And Country