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{{q|Ah, the kitten to cat formula. One of my favorite subjects|
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The '''kitten to cat formula''' is a mathatological formula for creating [[Bonsai Kitten]]s or just ordinary [[cat|cats]].
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[[Image:Bonsaikitty.JPG|right|thumb|A [[Kitten]] in a self contained-life support bonsification capsule ]]
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The formula is as follows:
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'''''' <math>female cat + male cat x 1 month = ''x'' kittens - rest of kittens and take one kitten + jar x equal amount of water x time period= bonsai kitten </math>''''''
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Of course, the exact amount of many of the thingies described is never specified, leading to the kitten often becoming a [[Jabba the Hutt|Hutt]] like entity or a shriveld husk. In any case, this formula is of use to Bonsai cat enthusiasts, botanists, zoo-ologists and absolutely nobody.
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==See also==
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*[[Kitten huffing]]
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*[[Bonsai Kitten]]
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*[[War on Terra]]
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{{ICU|06:51, 1 May 2008 (UTC)|sub=short}}
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