Reverted edit(s) of AIicia Keys (talk) to last version by BILLYSGRANDMA
← Older revision
Revision as of 03:16, 7 March 2014
Line 1:
Line 1:
−
#REDIRECT
[[
Moon
]]
+
=Harvest Moon : San Diego=
+
In 1994 Nintendo decided to combine a popular game with a Gayer one. They Infused Harvest Moon with Grand Theft Auto to Make: Harvest Moon: San Diego. The Game was only released in Japan and California. The Main objective of the game is to just Get Big Bubba Jones his Drug money.
+
+
==Story==
+
+
You are a Farmer named "Jack" but everyone calls you Newbie. Your Father owned a penthouse in Downtown San-Diego and he wanted you to have it, But you just want to be a farmer, So in the beginning you are planting on your roof, 3 men in Dark-coats push you off the edge of the Building and you land on a series of Clothes-lines, "Jack" looks up and say "What the Fuck!?" A large Black man pulls you into his Apartment, The Conversation is as followed.
+
+
"Man you okay!?"
+
+
"Ass! What the Hell?"
+
+
"Man you just got ambushed by a bunch of Craps!"
+
+
"What?!"
+
+
"I'm Derrick but everyone calls me Bangles."
+
+
"Why!?"
+
+
"SHUT THE FUCK UP NEWBIE!"
+
+
"I'm not a Newb!"
+
+
"Newbie, That's your new nick name!"
+
+
"Ass-Shanannigans!"
+
+
"Anyway, I'm a member of the Bleeds. We're Gangs."
+
+
"No Shit Sherlock."
+
+
"GO FUCK YOURSELF! Anyway, What the Fuck were you doing on the roof Son?"
+
+
"Trying to Become a Farmer!"
+
+
"Like Weeed?"
+
+
"No."
+
+
"Metthhhh?"
+
+
"No."
+
+
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO GROW NOOB!?"
+
+
"Cucumbers!"
+
+
"THAT IS SO GAY!"
+
+
"SHUT UP DONT HURT MY FEELINGS!!!!!"
+
+
From than on you are Bangles are friends, He takes you to Apartment 1902 in the Projects down the Street to meet Big Bubba Jones He's the Town Druglord. Bangles walks in and says "YO BUBBA!" Bubba rises his fat ass out of the Chair and says "YEEEEEAH!?" "I GOT THIS NEWB WHO WANTS TO BECOME A FARMER!!" "REALLY!?" After Hours of chat, You are assigned to grow meth.
+
+
===Year 1===
+
In Year One you are allowed to Grow Meth In your Bath-Tub, You will not see much Gang Violence yet
+
But if you leave the Door Unlocked when leaving the House, A Cop will come in and Take most of your drugs, In the Summer Bangles will tell you to come to the Movies with him, You will go and see "Flava-Flav's Flaviloucis Soup Contest" Bangles will think it is absouloutly halirous but you won't
+
laugh because it's Black Humor and Flava Flav is Butt ugly. 1 hour into the movie, The Theater will
+
be lit on fire by Crap Gang members, You and Bangles have to Kill all of them to leave.
+
+
In Winter of this year you cannot ship any Drugs because your Shipping man "Bobbi with an I" is in Florida.
+
+
===Year 2===
+
In year two, Bangles Left the Country because the White man was bringing him down, So you will not be able to have him protect the Meth on Mondays anymore. But you are not Availible to Grow Meth in your entire Washroom now! In this year, you will be able to Marry a Bitch, of whom were chosen at the
+
Strip club across the Street. these are your Choices:
+
+
*'''Chocolate Cheese Cake Suprise'''
+
Chocolate Cheese Cake Suprise is Bangle's Sister, She is Black. Enough said.
+
+
*'''Vanilla Ice'''
+
She is White, with large Breasts, the only advantage is she does have the apartment next door
+
and she is Fucking the Land Lord, So you would be able to Grow Meth In her Apartment and Tear
+
down the Wall and Have a Bigger home, Other than this she is Useless because she always Drinks your booze and Smokes all your Grown Weed
+
+
*'''Agatha'''
+
Agatha is a twelve year old Virgin girl who hangs out at the food court, she has a crush on you.
+
If you Marry Her you will be able to Move to a Townhouse near Bubba's house after she kills her parents. You Can Grow alot of Weed in her Backyard, The only thing is, She is serious about school so she goes out alot.
+
+
===Year 3===
+
In Year three, Bangles Returns, Not Much Happens Except you buy a Car. And in the winter, You are Arrested for Growing Drugs, you are sentenced to a year in Jail.
+
+
===Year 5===
+
Year 4 is skipped because of your Arrest. But Apparently in Year 4 Bangles Admitted his Homo-sexuality. Once Home you have a choice: You can
+
+
*'''A)'''
+
Admit you are Gay (Because in the Showers you did some butt-banging)
+
+
or
+
+
*'''B)'''
+
Kill Bangles.
+
+
if A is chosen Bangles will kill your wife and you two will be married (You will keep your Current Home)
+
+
if B is chosen, You will Kill Bangles and inherit his Apartment.
+
+
===Year 6===
+
In Year Six your House is burnt down by Craps and you must move away, you'll actually move to a large
+
Farm , Your Lover will die. But you will now be fully accessable to: Weed, Meth, Coke and Ecasty.
+
And you can buy new machines. The Farm is an old Junk Yard with alot of Rats, and now you must defend your Weed against: Cops, Rivals Gangs and Scientology (Scientologist Weed is only worth like $20 a pop.) For $5000 Big Bubba's Friend will install 10 old Trailers where you can keep your weed. and $200 for a Trailer there-after.
+
+
[[
Image:Innocent-life-a-futuristic-harvest-moon-20070511014431852.jpg|thumb|In this Scene There is some Fucking dog on your Property eating all your Crack and Pissing on your Meth Machines.
]]
+
+
===Year 7===
+
Your Son (Named Jorge) will begin to be noticed, He will help you on your farm and keeps cops away.
+
Also, in Year 7 There are many dogs. Because PETA Dumps there un-wanted, Drug Addicted dogs up the road from your house, If you make friends with one of the Dogs (Must be High) They will Scare away un-wanted guests. (It's a Pain in the Ass Though)
+
+
===Year 8===
+
In Year 8 Jorge is Married to Angelinas, She will also Help on your Farm, Although she lives in the City and she sleeps with the Police-Chief so the Police will no longer be a problem and Jorge will
+
buy you a cow, The Cow is Utterly useless until it eats some of your Weed, It will begin to Produce
+
Mushrooms after this.
+
+
===Year 9===
+
(Nintendo was Running out of Ideas) Bangles Rises from the Dead and kills 17 Crap gang members.
+
he comes to your house and tell him a very strange secret "He is your father" You Puke all over the
+
Room if you Married him, and if you killed him there is a Really Gay Hugging Moment. But the Craps Attack so the 4 of you (You, Bangles, Jorge, Angelinas) must kill all of them.
+
+
===Year 10===
+
You are now an old senior citizen, You file for welfare in the Winter and Jorge Puts you in an old Folks home. BITCH YOU JUST GOT PWNED.
+
+
==Cheats==
+
+
*'''Marry Jesus'''
+
If you kill all available brides and grow 999+ Pops of Weed 999+ Grams of Cocaine and 999+ Pops of Meth, Jesus will Marry you, Bangles will survive. if you Marry Jesus, Your Health is unlimited and you can grow drugs ANYWHERE
+
+
*'''I look like Bhudda!'''
+
The "I look like Bhudda" cheat is easy, in the game you Eat 999+ Hot dogs at the hot dog stand, you will become so fat you will become Bhudda. It is now x4 times harder to Marry Jesus and x2 as hard to marry any of the Regular Brides because your fat!
+
+
*'''Real GTA'''
+
Because Nintendo knew the Game would suck ass, They added a cheat to make thsi Really GTA. The Cheat is:
+
<math>2+7=x
+
x+x=d
+
d-2=y
+
Y-X=d
+
d x 4 = ABC
+
t= ABC - 28
+
t - 4
+
4 = J
+
J x 5 = 20
+
</math>