Welp, since my “job” (and I use this term loosely, nowadays) has been less than helpful with hours as of recently, I need a way to try and make up the money I need in order to cover bills and the like for next month. As such, the easiest way I can do this for the time being is to whore out my assets in order to try and make some of this money, and by assets I mean my voice. Stay away from my butt. More below the cut.
*~*[THE DIGS]*~*:
So first off, you probably wanna know what my voice can do.
1-9) Here are just a few examples of what I do.
10) Or you can check out all the trash over here.
Now you must be wondering, “Well good gosh and golly gee willickers. That’s just swell and all, Mr. Voice Man, but what will this all cost?" Well shut up you antiquated speech using muck fucker. I can barely understand you. Here’s a list:
*~*[PRICES]*~*:
-Stupid-Grams: Starting at3$: This is literally anything you want. You want me to say a charming message to your friend? So be it. Wanna hear me say Dick cheese platypus penetration in Morgan Freeman’s voice? Absolutely. Price will be adjusted based on length or complexity of the bit, but these are quite literally anything you could need.
-Comic Shorts: 2$-10$: I generally classify anything that’s about a typical 4 panel comic strip in length as being a comic short. If you’d like me to do voice work in an adaptation of a comic, the cost is usually between 2$-10$ depending on the comic, length, difficulty of the bit, etc. I’m fairly flexible about this, so if you have questions, feel free to ask.
-Advertisements/Promos: 15-40$: One thing I’ve noticed lately is that A LOT of people are trying to fund some pretty large projects. If you’re looking for some type of custom promotional voice to use for these kinds of purposes, I am more than happy to help. Typically this starts at around 4$ a line, meaning a paragraph is about 20$, but again, I’m willing to talk things out with the commissioner.
-Full-blown Gigs: TBN$: To Be Negotiated. For people looking for a long term VA for any type of purpose, be it for an animation, a voice blog, etc, I’ll have to work things out with the commissioner. I’ve had many people approach me for this sort of thing, but ultimately I can’t put an exact price on these offers because they have too many variables to consider.
-Music Pieces/Lyrical Assistance:Starting at 50$: This means anything regarding music pieces (As in vocal stems recorded by me for use in a music track, commissioning me to do a vocal rendition of something for a song you’re doing, assisting with Lyric creation/editing, etc). The reason I set this one so high is because I already have a lot of music myself that I’m still attempting to finish. As such, pieces of this nature will take a long while to complete and will require a great deal of effort on my part, hence the high price tag.
*~*[QUESTIONS AND CONCERNS]*~*:
If you have any questions regarding pricing, my ability to do something for you, or anything that does not fall under the listed stuff below, feel free to drop me an ask in my inbox. I don’t bite.
-Mic
Current Goal: 0$/500$ for bill money.