To be honest, guys have had enough of the customary box of sweets presented to us every Diwali. They’re also over large-assed television sets and iPhones. They just don’t cut it anymore. What the men do want are gifts that are, or resemble the following items. But, because they’re cheap as f*ck, they’ll never really by themselves any of these items. Am I right, or am I right? So, basically, you know you’re not going to spend a penny of your own on these. So just use this festive season as an excuse to bribe your near and dear ones into getting these for you.
1. Gift Hampers by Truefitt & Hill
© Truefitt & Hill
The luxury grooming brand has come up with a set of customized gift hampers for men who love some TLC around this time. And given that ‘No-Shave’ November is happening pretty soon, what else could you really ask for, anyway?
Price: On Request
2. Pocket Knives by Victorinox
© Victorinox
Men are hunters by instinct! Or at least, you’d like to think that way. And so, every time a man sees a pocket knife, they kinda go ape shit. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen. It’s ballistic. But, whatever floats your boat during the festive season, bro!
Price: INR 2320 and 2610, respectively
3. Portable Drives by Western Digital
© Western Digital
Because, who doesn’t want space, right? I’m talking about external disk space; enough with the emotional overdrive already. What are you, women? Just get yourself presented some of these uber cool external drives and knock yourself out with your favourite movies, sitcoms, podcasts and music.
Price: INR 7980 onwards.
4. Pocket Squares by Salvatore Ferragamo
© Salvatore Ferragamo
Because, dude, you always want to look like you just stepped out of a James Bond movie; always. But, you also want to do it in colours that are not black, or white. Colour is compulsory. Even for the guys. And it’s Diwali, no?
Price: On request
5. Poker Set by Timothy Oulton
© Timothy Oulton
There’s nothing that says ‘Dope’ better than a collector’s item Poker Set by a luxury interior brand. Even if you don’t know how to play the game, you can always boast about it to the friends and family members who do, right?
Price: On request
6. Document Holder by Lecoanet Hemant
© Genese by Lecoanet Hemant
Imagine stepping into your next meeting with this dapper document case from Genes by Lecoanet Hemant… way to go impressing HR, that colleague you’re crushing on and giving your boss some style goals. Because, why not?
Price: INR 3147
7. Collector’s Pen by Montegrappa
© Montegrappa
For all the writers, intellects and the literary junkies, this one is going to be such an intellectual stimulus, you’ve no idea. And no, you don’t have to actually use it. Just show off with a really expensive pen, or add it to your collection of souvenirs.
Price: On request
8. Grooming Gadget by Philips
© Philips
Philips latest creation is the VisapureMen grooming gadget that kicks butt for most grooming gadgets at the moment. Why? The device comes with a range of face-cleansing brushes that is 10 times more effective than just a regular face wash. And if you’re someone who’s prone to acne and likes taking care of his skin, this is a great item to get your hands on!
Price: INR 3995
9. Laptop Bag by Paul Smith
© Paul Smith
One cannot stress the importance of a handy and sturdy laptop holder that looks just as classy without giving you a feel that you just stepped out of a kitschy Govinda flick; I’m dead serious about this last part. And Paul Smith has a legacy of making some of the best leather products there are in the world.
Price: On request
10. Card Holder by Greggio Argento
© Greggio Argento
Get over stuffing your business cards in your wallet, or cramming it in your pocket. It’s not very professional. And if you’re someone who wouldn’t want to spend a dime on his own visiting card holder, put it on your wish-list and ask someone to present you with one; especially this one.
Price: On request
11. Portable Locker by Godrej
© Godrej
You know how you keep losing stuff, can’t keep a track of things, or have your siblings steal them without your knowledge? That’s where this part comes in. The Godrej security locker lets you safely lock your car keys, credit cards, any loose cash, wristwatch and any other valuables that you usually have lying around the place.
Price: INR 6499
12. Tie Pin by Shivan and Narresh for Confluence by Crystals from Swarovski
© Swarovski
To be honest, a tie pin is one of the most underrated accessories for men. You always think you don’t really need it till you finally use it and realize what you were missing out on the entire time. So get someone to present you with a really swag tie pin that’s by a designer and makes you stand out.
Price: On request
13. Spartan Chessboard Set by Why Knot
© Why Knot
Question: How do you top a wooden chess set? You simply get yourself a Spartan one, then declare war on your opponent and shout ‘This is Sparta’ at the top of your lungs so that the noise from any fireworks gets muted out, completely!
Price: On request
14. Headphones by AKG
© Harman
Looking for a new pair of over-the-ear headphones that look as good as they sound? Heard of AKG? Chances are you have. This season, you could ask your family, close friends and even your girlfriend to sponsor the new pair of headphones for you. Of course, you’ll let them use it, too (NOT).
Price: On request
15. Portable Speaker by JBL
© Harman
If you’re going to get yourself a portable speaker because you need one (everyone does), it has to be JBL. From the sound to the battery life, the portability and the weight—the JBL Charge 2+ has it all going for you, right to the last design detail. You know you want it.
Price: On request