HEADMASTER CHARLESTON: The dog ate my homework -
LORELAI: Excuse me?
HEADMASTER CHARLESTON: My computer crashed and I lost my midterm.
LORELAI: I wasn’t making excuses.
HEADMASTER CHARLESTON: My grandmother and 1st cousin died. My sister took my report to school instead of hers, my religion prohibits studying after sundown. I went blind last night but I’m fine now. [From "The Deer Hunters" episode of "Gilmore Girls"]
Friday evening it was reported (though not in the Enslaved Press) that the IRS is claiming that a hard drive crash of Lois Lerner’s computer erased all the emails that just happened to be the ones having to do with the IRS targeting conservative groups.
Coinkidink, ain’t it?
Apparently the Obama Administration really does believe that the American population consists of folks who make Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel look like a Rhodes Scholar.
I suppose it could have been worse.
They could have a blamed an internet video that “slanders the prophet of Islam.”
Let’s set aside for one moment the fact that the hard drive crashing on one government computer would in no way, shape, manner or form delete forever a series of emails.
Here’s the truth.
Every single American citizen is having their cell phone data, internet data and emails collected by the NSA.
Last time I checked, Lois Lerner, pathetic partisan hack that she is, is still an American citizen.
There is no greater example of just how little the Obama Administration thinks of the American People than the fact that they would pull a variation of the dog ate my homework.
Okay, there’s one better example.
Joe Biden being a heartbeat away from the Presidency.
As some of you may know from previous Dianny Rants, I am a huge fan of the television show “24.” I am a proud owner of the 8-season box set.
It’s that time again for Dianny to spend her evenings watching “24″ to pass the time. I have to admit, since the onset of the Obama Administration, I am stunned at how many plot lines from “24″ seem to be playing out before our very eyes.
I remember back in the day watching when each season first aired thinking, “there’s no way this kind of thing could really happen.”
Now, before you think I’m some naïve little “stop and smell the roses” kind of pie-in-the-sky Pollyanna, I didn’t believe it was impossible for the government to spy on us, or for people within government to betray the country. I’ve heard of Alger Hiss and the Rosenbergs.
Nor did I believe it was beyond the realm of possibility for a President to be a lying, corrupt dirt bag like the fictional President Logan. I’ve heard of Bill Clinton after all.
But I just found some of the storylines of “24″ a little far-fetched.
Tony Almeda helps a terrorist escape apprehension, then deletes the satellite images that implicate him.
Some weasel from Homeland Security secretly erases a digital recording implicating the President in the assassination of a former President in order to get a promotion out of Homeland and into the White House.
A sitting President would seek to have people killed in order to cover up his own corruption.
I actually used to think, “come on! These sort of things couldn’t happen!”
Yeah. I don’t think that anymore.
Anybody else get the impression that the Obama Administration has been using every imagined corruption the creators of “24″ dreamed up as a handbook on how to run things?
But, “Whoopsie! Those emails you wanted just happened to get destroyed” is such a “the dog ate my homework” kind of lame, either the idiots in this Administration are running out of plausible excuses, or they figure with all the exploding scandals around the Obama White House, nobody will notice just how lame that excuse is.
The truth is, the Obama Administration doesn’t even have to try and be clever with their excuses for defying Congress and hiding the truth from the People. They know they will be shielded by the Enslaved Press.
From my new book Liberals Gone WILD!!! The Not-So-Silent Conquering of America:
The Liberals are using our own government to go after us.
Because we are the enemy.
And here’s the part that is really disgusting.
We aren’t hearing much about it in the news.
Again, this is by far the single worst political scandal in the history of this nation.
But, when you compare the news coverage of this scandal to that of, let’s say, the lie that Tea Party protestors allegedly called John Lewis a “nigger” fifteen times, it isn’t even close.
Let’s review goal #20 from the 45 goals of Communism:
20. Infiltrate the press. Get control of book-review assignments, editorial writing, policy-making positions.
The press has been infiltrated to the point where it has become enslaved. We do not have in the United States of America a free press as outlined in the First Amendment.
Nothing that has happened before comes anywhere close to the size and scope of this IRS targeting conspiracy and scandal.
And yet.
Don’t doubt me. The Democrats knew they could get away with this.
While they advanced on conservative Americans, the press provided much-needed cover fire so the Liberals could wage the battle in secret.
In Obama’s Fundamentally Transformed America, We the People are the enemy.
No sense of decency and certainly no laws will prevent them from going after us any way they can.
People are calling for a Select Committee on the IRS with real investigative and subpoena powers.
Personally, I think we should just enlist our own Jack Bauer to get to the bottom of this.
Let him know he can use any methods he deems worthy and set him loose.
Give Lois Lerner the same kind of unwarranted scrutiny she gave conservative groups. But instead of a figurative rectal exam, Jack can be a tad more literal.
The best solution to this corruption is dismantling and abolishing the Internal Revenue Service.
Just scrap it.
Delete it like a whole bunch of emails.
Shred it.
Remove all evidence that it ever existed.
Repeal the Sixteenth Amendment which granted Congress the right to steal our income.
Think of the billions upon billions of dollars the Federal Government would save by getting rid of this corrupt, useless, partisan organization.
Think of the billions upon billions of dollars that would remain in the pockets of hard working Americans like you and I.
The IRS has rotted from the inside out.
It is the polar opposite of “government of, by and for the people.”
The IRS has become too powerful, and thanks to Obamacare, it will become more powerful still.
This is not how a representative republic should operate.
Power corrupts.
And the IRS’ absolute power has corrupted this entity more completely than a virus-ridden hard drive.
Read all about the “Not-so-Silent Conquering of America” in Dianny’s new book!
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Diann Russell is the author of Liberals Gone WILD!!! The Not-So-Silent Conquering of America, RANT: Politics & Snark in the Age of Obama, and two novels, Under the Cloud and Sliding Home Feet First.
She is the owner of Dianny Tees Conservative & Christian T-shirt Store, and is a political dissident residing in The People’s Republic of New York.
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