forthesakeofyourwolvelihood:
affectingly:
eveningowl:
#jesus christ get me in this stoned frat boy sandwich
OH MY GOD WHO IS WRITING ME THE FRATBOY AU OF MY DREAMS? HUH? WHO? Where Derek is president of a rival frat? And Stiles and Scott are freshmen at at theirs? And each of the pledge classes keep pranking the other, and it’s really harmless, actually. It’s tradition, and their frat president, who is Boyd, and Derek are actually pretty cool, but Derek catches Stiles when his class goes over to toilet paper Derek’s house and there are growly threats and panicked bantering. And then later both of their houses are at a party being thrown by one of the sororities, it’s a costume party, and Stiles and Derek end up hooking up without KNOWING it’s each other until they WAKE UP THE NEXT MORNING.
And then basically shenanigans ensue with them sneaking around and it’s the BEST THING EVER.
There is a Brotherhood
Rating: Explicit
Chapters: 3
Summary: So far, college has taught Stiles three things:
1) Eight am classes are cruel and unusual and should be avoided at all costs, even if it means having to enroll in something truly hideous instead, like Econ 101.
2) Dorm security is just as tight as Stiles’ orientation leader had promised it would be, and the dude guarding Scott’s dorm in particular does not respond well to bribes.
3) Mrs. McCall clearly had no clue what she was talking about when she’d insisted that Scott and Stiles needed to branch out and room with strangers, so it’s all her fault that Scott ended up with a total dick of a roommate and Stiles got stuck all the way across campus with some guy who has a girlfriend two towns over and is thus never around.
Or, the one where pledge brothers Stiles and Scott start a prank war with Derek Hale’s fraternity.