WARNING!!! This thing you are about to read is for mature audiences. If you are not mature, turn back now. I have posted the following story into parts, since the story itself is actually rather long. I do not know how many parts of this story will include and I do not know when each part will be out. This is part 1. Part 2 will be posted as soon as I have time(not for a while due to finals). Remember. This is all just for fun, however if you are offended/don’t like something in it, then pm me and I will remove it with no questions asked. The idea of the story was made when the majority of the people in this story were ingame and having a good laugh about pokemon and who ppl should represent in this parody pokemon story universe. Therefore this is a parody pokemon universe story featuring libercraft characters playing certain parts of pokemon characters. Like I said, this is all for fun, so without further ado…
Hello there! Welcome to the world of Brock. My name is Brock! People call me the sex master! This world is inhabited by what I call pokemon. For some people, pokemon are friends. Others use them for sex. Myself… I study pokemon for sex.
Traveler! What you are about to read is the pokemon universe in Brock’s eyes(Jon’s eyes). I, Brock , do not have eyes, therefore your adventure awaits! Let’s go!
It all begins on a dark stormy night in the pokemon universe. The story begins in Pallet Town, where shit is about to go down. Mr. Mime(Qwert11111) is cleaning Professor Oak’s house while he hears a discussion going on in the kitchen. Mr.Mime(Qwert11111) sneaks around the corner of the kitchen to see two people talking to each other. Professor Oak(MrAshleeD) and Ash’s Mom(Starlighthugs) are seen having a discussion together. Professor Oak(MrAshleeD) says: “If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.” Ash’s Mom(Starlighthugs) blushes and says: “I love you Oak, but we must get rid of my son so we can truly be together forever.” Professor Oak(MrAshleed) confidently says: “My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail. Don’t worry, I have a plan.” Mr. Mime gasps.
Mr. Mime(Qwert11111) quickly runs away worried and scared after he overheard what was discussed with Oak and Ash’s mom. Mr. Mime was now afraid for Ash’s(Austin’s) life since it sounded like Oak was going to murder him. The next day rolls around and Ash Ketchum(Austin) wakes up to Mr. Mime sleeping naked in his bed. Ash(Austin) freaks the hell out and says: “Wtf are you doing.” Mr. Mime calmly says: “Don’t act like you don’t want to horn drill me. Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar. ” Ash(Austin) pauses and doesn’t say a word. Mr. Mime then quickly begins to explain: “You are in trouble Ash Ketchum. Prof Oak has stolen your mom away from you…and he wants to kill you.” Ash Ketchum(Austin) gasps. “This can’t be happening. What the hell am I going to do?!?!” said Ash Ketchum(Austin). Mr. Mime keeps it real with Ash Ketchum and says, “It’s time for you to become the sex master. You will capture pokemon and use them to kill Professor Oak and save your mother. This is your destiny.” Ash Ketchum(Austin) stands up from his bed with a confident attitude and says, “You’re right. I shall become the sex pokemon master!.” Mr. Mime(Qwert11111) tells Ash, “Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” Ash(Austin) once again pauses and says, “Listen let’s just head to Professor Oak’s lab and kick his ass. You’ll be my first pokemon.” Mr. Mime(Qwert11111) responds by saying, “Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?” Ash Ketchum(Austin) takes one of his pokeballs and captures Mr.Mime. The unlikely duo now head to Professor Oak’s Lab where they will look to confront the evil Oak and find out the full extent of his plans…
Ash Ketchum(Austin) and Mr. Mime(Qwert) begin to move themselves to the North part of Pallet Town where Oak’s Sex Laboratory is located. According to legend, Professor Oak(Mrashleed) became rich and famous 50 years ago when he first opened up a whorehouse. From there on, he racked up millions across the region of Kanto by making multiple whorehouses. As Ash and Mr. Mime begin to get closer to Oak’s massive laboratory, they run into the sexiest man alive. This man they run into was not wearing any pants. He was also not wearing any underpants. This mysterious man greeted Ash and Mr. Mime by saying, “The name's cock..i mean brock..wait, i said that right.” Mr. Mime(Qwert) shook Brock’s(Jon) hand and said, “Nice to meet you cock.” Brock(Jon)looked over to Ash(Austin) and said, “STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch ‘em all! Wanna help me out?” Ash(Austin) hesitant at first, “Alright sure, I’ll help you out with whatever.” Brock(Jon) said, “Ah great man, I’ll give you an exclusive SexDex. With it, you can record all the sexy stuff that happen with pokemon. I upload everything on my SexDex for online viewership.” Ash(Austin) became very excited upon realizing that he would become a future pornography director. Ash said, “Thanks, but me and Mr. Mime(Qwert) must be on our way. We have to save the world from the evil Professor Oak.” Brock says, “Alright my new best friends, I shall go to the Pokemon Center to talk to one of my multiple wives, Nurse Joy. We shall meet again.” Brock wandered off into the sunset as Ash and Mr. Mime finally approach the castle of Oak.
Ash Ketchum(Austin) and Mr. Mime(Qwert) enter the mysterious castle of Oak where Ash’s mother was last seen. Ash and Mr. Mime begin to investigate the laboratory. The laboratory had gigantic monitors and cells filled with liquid. Mr. Mime had a look in the liquid cells and was shocked in what he saw. “Ash, you might want to check this out…” said Mr. Mime(Qwert). Ash(Austin) approached the liquid cells and gasped. “Dude…my mom is in every one of these liquid cells…how is this possible…” said Ash(Austin). Mr. Mime(Qwert) explained, “It looks like Oak decided to start cloning your mother. Very mysterious indeed…what could be his plans?”
Out of nowhere someone yelled out, “JYNX(Jelle) USE ICE BEAM!” The ice beam directly pierced through Mr. Mime(Qwert) killing him in the process. “NOOOOOOOOO,” yelled Ash Ketchum(Austin).
Oak(MrAshleeD) appeared from the shadows of his laboratory and said, “Your new companion is dead Ash Ketchum. You have been defeated.” Ash Ketchum rised up from the ground and said, “Why…what are your plans…how could you do this…”
Oak(MrAshleeD) responded, “Very simple Ash Ketchum. Your mother(Starlighthugs) was the perfect person to test my cloning experiment. She and I love each other very much, and we believe we can change the world. With this many clones, I can have thousands of Oak Babies. These babies will be used to create an army and take over the entire Kanto region. That is our plan.”
*Heroic theme music playing*
Ash(Austin) said, “I will do anything in my power to defeat you Professor Oak and save my mother from the evil manipulation you put on her. You will not succeed.” Tears started coming down Ash Ketchum’s(Austin) eyes. Ash noticed a pokeball on the ground. He grabbed it and said, “Please, be something powerful to allow me to defeat this monster.”
Ash yelled, “I CHOOSE YOU.” The pokeball opened and released the pokemon which was…
Pikachu(Clara) was the pokemon released from the poke ball!
Pikachu(Clara) looked at Ash Ketchum(Austin) and said, “Why does my trainer have to look this ugly.”
Ash(Austin) said, “Wow are you kidding me. Just help me defeat this old fart and we can get the hell out of here and you never have to deal with me ever again.”
“Hmm interesting. This Pikachu must have belonged to one of the hookers that were here last week. No matter, Jynx(Jelle) will crush you just like it crushed Mr. Mime’s(Qwert) soul.” Oak said.
Oak(MrAshleeD) yelled, “Jynx(Jelle) use Lovely Kiss!”
Ash yelled, “Pikachu(Clara) dodge!” Instead of dodging, Pikachu didn’t move and said, “Why the fk would I dodge, all she is trying to do is kiss me…” The lovely kiss lands on Pikachu(Clara) and she immediately falls asleep.
“You have to be kidding me,” said Ash Ketchum(Austin).
“Now it’s over…JYNX(Jelle) USE BLIZZARD!” screamed Oak(MrAshleeD).
Ash(Austin) immediately returned Pikachu(Clara) into his poke ball and ran away from the incoming blizzard. Dodging the blizzard left and right, Ash jumps out of a window to escape the onslaught of attacks. Professor Oak(MrAshleeD) runs after to look outside to see where Ash(Austin) was going, however Ash(Austin) was nowhere in sight.
Will Ash(Austin) and Pikachu(Clara) survive and work out their differences?
Will Brock(Jon) reappear because we need more sexiness in the show?
What will Ash’s(Austin) next steps be?
Who the hell are Misty and Team Rocket?
Found out next time on Dragon Ball Z
Statistics: Posted by TheJonLondon — Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:59 pm