Danny was startled this morning by the news that Shirley Jones, his TV mom, has written a tell-all autobiography that details her sexual escapades back in the day. He calls this “a creepy way to wake up.” Sarah asks whether Danny thinks Shirley ever did it with David Cassidy, and while Danny acknowledges that was the rumor, he doesn’t think it happened. Danny cites David’s continuing concern for Danny’s well-being as one of things that is most annoying about him. Sarah asks whether we should get David on the phone to clear the air, and Danny says, no, he much prefers the air between them to be cloudy.
Sarah and Matt had a big debate last night over whether to watch the Mariners game or “Zero Dark Thirty.” That movie reminded her of “The Hurt Locker,” which she thinks is a great guy movie. Sarah then poses the question: What is one movie that every man should see?
Danny Bonaduce, Life Coach, counsels a man who found a paper bag with $50,000 in a South Hill parking lot and isn’t sure what to do with it.
Sarah visited her brother on the East Coast a couple of weeks ago, and was delighted when he brought home a box of Cap’n Crunch. Sarah hadn’t had Cap’n Crunch in years and dug into a big bowl of the yellowy goodness. Sarah says she mocks Matt for eating Hot Pockets for breakfast, which she figures he should have outgrown by now. Danny still enjoys a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but in keeping with his Bonaduce bizarreness, he insists on microwaving it. What food that you probably should have grown out of do you still eat?
All this, and Sarah’s Filthy Forecast, on today’s Danny Bonaduce Show.
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