turing-tested:
don’t let tumblr tell you it’s not okay to:
feed your roomba dirt so they feel like they did hard work
put a play pen AROUND your roomba so you can keep them safe
give your roomba glitter as a special treat
roombas are a part of the family! please love them and take care of them, they’re just small discs that like to eat dirt and thats all they need to be