1 Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u…. dont cry…
2 I m getting married next month…. its small party and only few people will be invited…… dont bring any gift…..just bring someone who ll marry me.
3 Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.
4 if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous…
5 Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me… how r u ?
6 Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday.
7 Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz… I need a person for just time pass
8 The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
9 i look at the moon the moon is beautiful i look at you i..i… i rather look at the moon again
10 U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words…
11 If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and….be Smart as ME.
12 2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!
13 Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard 2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me
14 we’ve known….each other for….quite a while now, do u think we can b more…. than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2… rob a bank?
15 Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,jab tere chehre par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila…
16 Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble good people… I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss…
17 What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs……..
18 Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!
19 pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega
20 u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels  1.pogo  2. cartoon network3.animal planet
21 Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world… so plz start teeth brushing regularly
22 Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey…..Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey… Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey… EK SMS YAAR!!!!!
23 Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey…..Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey… Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey… EK SMS YAAR!!!!!
24 Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday :
25 Ek bar karo na plz.. kisi ko pata nahi chalega.. plz karo naaa…….. muje acha lage ga… ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri kar do na plzz… ek pyara sa SMS!!!
26 Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf ik bar khaado, plz ik bar khaado,abh intazar nahin hota,abh sabar nahin hota, keun nahin khatee ho tum…… ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss
27 Whn u r alone, Whn u r crying, whn u r upset, Don’t think of me!! just call me Bcoz incoming is free for me… my friend
28 Press down again again.. please once more sorry again 6 times more Oh! Again 1 Time again don’t u have any job?
29 Good Time Bad Time Day Time Work Time Off Time Night Time Happy Time Sad Time Sleep Time KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai…
30 U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words…
31 Open with Love… If I disturb U I am Sorry! But I need To Say I… Love… Disturbing you…
32 Flowers fie, ories end, songs fade, memories r forgotten, all things come to end, but people like u always remain forever, becus ghosts never die.
33 Palko pe Apni bithaya hai tumhe….badi Duaon ke Baad paaya hai tumhe….Asani se nahi Mile hi Tum…. International Zoo se Churaya hai tumhe……
34 In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always tink dirty.
35 anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,(In Urdu) anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon, dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon, KHUDA KARE, hmari dosti itni gahri ho, K nokri tum karo salary meri ho
36 Aap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain aur Neechey Thora aur NeeChey One Step More Aap Aik Sms Keliye Itney girr Jaaon Gey , Mughey Nahee Maloom tha
37 U have wasted 12345678910 …seconds reading my SMS.. Now get back to work
38 A new software has been introduced. Any 2 persons having it in their mobiles can send free SMS 2 each other. To install it in ur mobile follow instructions otherwise ur mobile may be damaged. Press Down Press Up Wrong key pressed,UrMobile damaged
39 One Stone is Enough to break a Glass….. One sentence is Enough to break a heart……. One Second is Enough to fall In Love … and …. One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life!
40 A – U’r Attractive B – U’r D Best C – U’r Cute D – U’r Dear 2 me E – U’r Excellent F – U’r Funny G – U’r Gud Looking H – He He He I – I’m J – Just K – Kidding
41 Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule…Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???
42 Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga
43 Aapko…hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge……
44 1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME… just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
45 Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u – it’s really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp …. I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER
46 From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you’ve always been ……….a headache!
47 U r a nice person… but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning… 1st. pray to God so that u can live…. 2nd.take a bath so that others can live…
48 Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day? I’m in a gud mood:) Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!! Reply me soon, urs Loving Mosquito
49 In heaven together we were in a big hall. An Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but before l could start writing any thing l heard you caling for ”EXTRA SHEET”. Stay Cool.
50 Rose Lotus Tulip Orchid Sunflower Jasmin Lilly All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u, Kyun K Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai
51 Repeat these lines at least 2 hours everyday after Namaz outside the mosque & u will b a millionare within few Months. “Allah k naam par de de baba”
52 A friend is like a pillow u can hug when ur in trouble, cry when ur in pain and embrace when ur happy, when u need a friend so…..buy a pillow
53 A baby monkey asked his mother”Mom, why r we so ugly”???Mom said – Thank GOD we look like this, u should see the person reading this SMS ! ! ! !
54 FRDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.Deep like OCEAN. High like SKY.Strong like IRON.Kind like MOTHER.& cute like ME
55 AM I CUTE? TEST call if im cute miss call if im gorgeous Text back if im preety Text a joke if im charming Just ignore if ur jealous
56 if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,if sumone calls u duffer,relax,if sumone calls u stupid be cool,but if sumone calls u “cute” lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai
57 R u mad? Y r u reading me? There is nothing in me. Just stop it, u r wasting ur time. I think u will never stop reading me. OK Read me now.
58 I cannot hide this from u any more. I don’t want 2 hurt u and I feel it’s best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ………… Potato Prices Have Gone Up !
59 If you eve want 2 suceed in your life, be sweet as Honey, Be regular as Clock, be fresh as rose, Be soft as Tissue, Be strong as Rock and be good as !!!!
60 I chased love i found friendship,i chased desires i found hopes, i chased reality i found dreams, i chased a monkey and i found you.
61 The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
62 You = Lovely You = Perfect You = Beautiful You = Amazing You = sweet You = Cute You = gorgeous You = Fantastic You = Fabulous me = lier! 
63 As a person u r: => ADORABLE => SWEET => SIMPLE => HONEST => OBEDIENT => LOVEABLE => EXCELLENT ****** In short U R an asshole!
64 Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di;Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
65 Door Bohat hi Door Kisi lambay safar pr janay walay Mujhay hamaysha kion DAR lagta hai TUM JALDI LOTE AAO GAY
66 so sweet is ur smile, so sweet is ur style, so sweet is ur talk, so sweet is ur walk, c how sweetly i lie!!
67 If-You care for me ,i care for you You miss me,i miss you. You like me i like you. You message me,i message you. You forget me,im sorry that where im different from you.i’ll kill you
68 tohar chehra moti saman……………….. tohar chehra moti saman……………….. tohar chehra moti saman……………….. tohar chehra moti saman……………….. MOTI HAMAR KUTTE KA NAM……
69 aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai
70 I luv u I really do… I only luv u…. I cannot hurt u… Coz i luv u frm da bottom of my heart Coz MANEKA GANDHI sayz “LUV ANIMALS”
71 People Liv, People Die, People Laugh, People Cry, Sum Give up, Sum Will Try, Sum Says Hi, Sum Says Bye, Sum may 4get 2disturb U but, HOW Can I
72 Dil kar raha hai keh…. aajtumhein akeiley mein… le ja kar… apney hontoon se eik… kis… kis… kis.. kiss… kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka……..
73 YOU are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means… C – Causing U – Un-necessary T – Trouble E – Everywhere
74 Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu… Dost me aap jaisa… Nalayak koi nahi!
75 A *smile* is a sign of joy, A *hug* is a sign of love, A *laugh* is a sign of happiness, A *Friend* like me is a sign of “YOUR DAMN GOOD CHOICE”
76 Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana… agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana… Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai…
77 This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn’t expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn’t even tell me? ANIMAL PLANET!
78 Taza Hawa ka Jhoka Aaya… Khushbu teri sath laya… Phir mere dil me khayal aaya… Ke Lagta hai ki… Aaj bhi TU… Nahin ‘NAHAYA’…
79 Hello DEAR Where R U Now…? No Visits…, No Calls…., No SMS from Wik, No Missed calls, I M So worried… ——— Are U n JAIL again? Pls r e p l y!
80 Aap kya jano hum tumhe kitna yaad karte hai, Harpal tumhari faryad karte hai, Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko, Aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai….
81 Teri lambi umar ho,tu abad ho,tu jo mange wo tujhe mile..AB YE LINES YAAD KAR,KITCHEN ME JAA,KATORA PAKAR,GHAR SE NIKAL AUR SHURU HOJA
82 app hamareee gali main aayaa thora sa sharmaya thora sa muskuraya thora sa ghbharaya ur phir zoor say bolay !” allah k naam pe dede baba”
83 if 10 persons in a day prey 4 u…i wil b one of them…if 5 persons in a day prey 4 u .i will b 1 of them…if 1 person in a day prey 4 u ..i will b that one…and if no one prey 4 u..it means..MUJE AUR BHI KAAM HAIN..
84 Who’s hot… Its U, Who’s Charming… Its U, Who’s Sweetest.. Its U, Who’s Intelligent… Its U, Who’s dear & near friend… Its U Who’s a liar.. Its me!
85 Tum Haste Raho Haste Raho Haste Raho Haste Raho Muskarate Raho Sada Khilkhilate Raho Khush Raho Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal kahenge!
86 I wrote, ur name on da sand n it got washed away, I wrote ur name in da air n it got blown away, II wrote ur name on my heart n…. I got a HEART ATTACK!
87 Life is like a MOVIE… If u r sad – DRAMA If u r afraid – SUSPENSE If u r angry – ACTION When u Luk at the mirror – HORROR Now u r smilling – that’s COMEDY
88 God made daylight n called it the SUN. God made entertainment n called it FUN. God made nightlight n called it the MOON. God made U n called CARTOON.
89 I m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” . i M DOOMED, Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
90 Jub app angrai lete hain,to mere uper nasha sa shaa jaata hai,are zzaaalim kabi naha hi lo to tera kya jaata hai.
91 Kash aap kabi hamari gali main aain,thora sa muskurain, thora sa ghabrain,thora sa itrain, siti bajain, baalon ko jatkain, phir zor se chlain, ALU LE LO PIAZ LE LO
92 Aahat si koi hui to lugta hai ke tum ho, hawa koi lehrai to lugta hai ke tum ho,ab tum hi batao kya tum kisi booot se kum ho
93 A-u r attractive, B- u r best, C- u r cute, D-u r dear, E-u r excellent, F- u r funny,G-u r great, H-he he he, I-i am, J-joking
94 The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.Â
95 mosum he dewana dil hai mastana ,aise mein tum? tum? han tum?tum? tum ?tum ?tum ?lux se do bar nahana
96 dosti ka safar lamba hain to kya huan?ek kadam tum baro……………ek kadam hum bare…………baad mein rickshaw le lenge!!!!
97 Camry-DL-2c-1122, Sonata-MH-2k 7552 Merceedes – UP7-7500 City- DL5C-2141, MH19K174 Ye meri un gaadiyo ke number hai jinki tujhe safai karni hai…
98 Promise me v r true frendz, i’m lamp u r lite, i’m coke u r sprite, i’m saawan u r baadal, i’m normal u r paagal..
99 DREAM makes all things Possible HOPES makes all things work LOVE makes all things beautiful SMILE makes all the above workpossible So ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH!
100 Aaj kal mun kar raha hai ki main tumhe kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar sabke samne ek k ki kis kiss kissa sunau thanedaar ka
101 LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS: SOFT SUNSETS, PAINTED RAINBOWS DELICATE BLOSSOMS LUV & LAUGHTER QUIET MOMENTS & FANTATIC PEOPLE LIKE ME
102 Both of you go up and down, protection is tight, keeping it up all damn night, never tired always alert….. I Know you love….Your job as a SECURITY GUARD.!
103 Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath, in my blood, cant live without u, if u r not there i m dead,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Yes I cant live without u,,,,Oxygen
104 lauhging is best medison ,so laugh ,loudly ,more loudly, arey baba loudly loudly bola na ,congrats u have won free entry to , mental hospital
105 Last Nite d Devils Came To My Room… They Wanted To Trouble Good People I Suggested ur Name 2 Them They Said ‘OH! NO! We Can’t Disturb Our BOSS!’
106 This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
107 Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!
108 I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION
109 Those innocent eyes… Those kissable lips… A great smile… The perfect walk… Smoothest talk… Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u?
110 Youre Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact youre becoming more like me everyday!
111 Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number
112 Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, loves makes al things beautiful, smile makes all the above so always BRUSH UR TEETH…!
113 Star + Moon = romanticNight Bird + Sky = Luvly Day Forest + Animal = Refreshing U + Ur Smile = BHAAGO BHUT AAYA
114 Sharab Bani To Maikhane bane… Husn Bana to Deewane bane… Kuch to baat hai aapme, Yu hi nahi Pagal khane bane..
115 No matter how high the sky is, How deep the ocean is, How strong the wind is, How wide the river is, I just want to tell YOU…. They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS!!
116 Sometimes my mind asks.. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember You?.. Then my Heart answered it’s simple… BEACUSE FOOL NEEDS MORE CARE!
117 U picked me up,U took me home,U put ur hands around my waist,U took off my top,then U put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI
118 Mistakes are not crime,If u can rectify those mistakes they are the key to success…For example GOD created U so what?Then he created Me….
119 If ever un ur life u feel sad and lonely and feel that u have lost everything,Ill come hold ur hand take u for a walk on a bridge and show u where to jump from….
120 Winter comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person like you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again….
121 3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror…. 2. Take mirror and just drop it…. 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . .
122 I want to suck you… lick you… wanna move my tongue all over you…wanna feel you in my mouth…yep, tat’s how u…eat an ice cream!
123 Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan, Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan, Devdas ne Khilaya Paro ko Paan, Khake Paan Paro Boli “Shukriya BhaiJaan”
124 “when i call u,one ring means I m missing u,2 ring means,i like u,3 ring means i m thinking of u,4 ring means i need u,5 ring means…..IDIOT PHONE UTHA
aap jaisa koi meri zindagi main aaye to baat banjaye,ap jaisa cute meri zindagi main aye to baat banjaye,aap jaisa sweet meri zindagi main aye to baaat ban jaye,aap jaisa bawkoof meri in jhoti baaton per yaqeen karay to pagal banjaye
kya aap k ser per seing hain ? kya aap k ser per waqae seing nahi? koi baat nahi dear ghaday k ser per bhi seing nahi hotay
Today is an international day for the mentally disabled . Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend, as i have done…….
Some time my heart ask me, why i like U? why i want 2 see U? why i remember U? why i lov U? why u make me lov? then my heart simply gives me ans, coz i lov cartoons
U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words
Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut. JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
Arz kiya hai: I am a dog and u r a flower, gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower, so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!
u r a donkey d 4 decent o 4 outclass n 4 nice k 4 kind e 4 excelent y 4 young
Suno kahana hoo ………………… Jaha ho wahi rahna ……………… 3-4 gahntte tak bahar nahi niklana ………. Tumaharee jan ko khatra hai ………. Bahir Bandar pakerne wale phir rahe hain .
woh konsi jagha hai jaha mard aur aurat ke baal CURLY hote hai KYA! kitna ganda sochte ho……… I am talking about AFRICA sudhar jao!
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu… Dost me aap jaisa… Nalayak koi nahi! ……
Those Sparkling Eyes That Amazing Face A 100watt smile The Enthu Stride The Cheerful Talk Charming stud I’m still The same hw r u?…wts up?
Rozay mahshar sawal hoon gay; Husan walay kharab hoon gay; Bewafa shumar hoon gay; Pehli suf may JANAB hoon gay;
if i need Brain Transplantation”” i will perfer your brain… dont think that you are a genious………. i need a brain which is never used before”
125 If u Punch me,I dont mind If u Hurt me,I dont mind If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind If u Insult me,I dont mind Bcause U R MY”ATM CARD”
126 Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!
127 Musharraf sahab ko india par attack ke liye 500 bandro ki zaroorat hai,499 phonch chukay hai is liye message padhkar foran niklo.
128 i belive u so much. i trusted u so much. but u told my secret to every one. why did u told every one that i am so beautiful.
129 Can v do romance in the evening today? I’m in a good mood Just a little bit of kissing and biting Reply me soon urs lovingly, “MOSQUITO”
130 just go to hell yes you u only ! because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness
131 I want to kill the SWEETEST, SMARTEST, CHARMING, ATTRACTIVE & GOOD LOOKING Person on earth, but then I thought my friend …. SUCIDE is a crime.
132 AApki chal morni jaisi, aawaj koyal jaisa, dimag lomdi jaisa, gussa sher jaisa, ankhen hirn jaisi,….. Kitana achchha hota agar 2-3 qualities insano wali bhi hoti to….
133 VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT: r u handsome ? r u good looking ? r u trained ? r u hardworking ? looking for a job ? then…………….. apply now; we need the services of a ~BEAR~ for the zoo.
134 Taste this sms!! Do u feel te taste of ginger? No?? Obviously!!!! BANDAR KYA JANEY ADRAK KA SAWAD.
135 ek aap ho ki kitne achche ek aap ho ki kitne pyare ek aap ho kitne sundar ek aap ho ki kitne sachche aur ek main hon jo jhoot pe jhoot bole ja raha hoon
136 hey u scared ? but i dont think ..how can u, yea thatz what im thinking we scared becuz of gost but u r the brilliant one of those
137 Hi sweetheart, Doing nothing? Then make aplace 4 me in ur Heart! I may come there any time! Ur’s faithfully “HEART ATTACK!”
138 Kari Jao Kari Jao Kari Jao Kari Jao Besharmon Ki Tarah SMS Receive Kari Jao Kabhi Reply Na Kerna!!!
139 3+3 = 8 bataoo kese hoa?? bataoo bataoo?? nahi maloom?? mian bataon ?? “Ghalti Say”
140 Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu… Dost me aap jaisa… Nalayak koi nahi!
141 I ask god a Flower ,he give me agarden. i ask a tree, he give me a Forest. iask a lake , he gave me An ocean, Iask a fool, he gave UR Mob no…
142 ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH . BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO.. GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC.. OR………. APP KAY HATH MAY (MOBILE)……. KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY…..
143 Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo… Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao.. Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo..
144 Jis Tarah Shereen Bina Farhad Mar Gaya Jis tarah Laila Bina Majnoon Mar Gaya Bilkul Usi tarah haan Usi tarh yeh kabhi bhi mat sochna k main tumhare bina mar jaonga….
145 Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!!
146 when u r alone… when ur crying….. when ur upset…. when ur sad…… just make a call to me….becoz incoming is free for me…
147 If god comes and asks for a wish,” Bill-Gates may ask,’I want to be the master of IT forever. Aishwarya may ask,’No other girl in the coming generations shouldn’t be more beautiful than me.’But I will ask to keep u healthy always and attack me instead.”I LOVE U SOOO MUCH”
148 Good looks catch the eyes, but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED??? Don’t Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it…
149 Open My Heart Get Inside If You Found SomeElse Inside My Heart Just Say Hi And Sit Down With Him
150 A Rose alwyas Rose whether it is in golden pot or in dustbin. Same way U R alwyas my friend Wheter U R in Central Jail Or in Mental Hospital…
151 Sincer Apology; if u don’t like to any of my SMS & dont like to read, then plz don’t hesitate, feel free to…… THROW Ur MOBILE!! Â
152 Good news fom U Rent free accomondation (Khana, Peena, Peena, Sona, Rehana…. Sab Free) For more details Just dail 100.
153 Earth may stop Rotating, Birds may stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting, Fishes may stop Swimming, Heart may stop Beating, But your Brain will never start working!
154 My friend, the best quality that I like about u is that, U R very sentimental …. 10% Senti and 90% Mental..
155 Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you, snakes love you, tortoise love you, giraffe loves you….. Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss you!
156 Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain… Kindly tell them ur age…
157 All ways keep your LOVER’S photo in your purse. when ever you are in big trouble see the photo. you will feel that No other problem bigger than this…
158 Tumhien pata hai bahens ka munh kala hoota hai, Nahi pata? Vakaee nahii pata?? Koee baat nahi. AAINA DEKH LO.
159 1 msg received… 1 cool person sent it… 1 fool is reading it… 1 fool gets mad… 1 fool is still reading it… 1 fool will forward this message to another fool!!
160 I Love “u” , I Love “u” , I Love “u” , I Love “u”, I Love “u”, Hey ! Dont get excited I love other alphabet too…… v,w,x,y,z!!!
161 Only the open heart receives LOVE Only the open mind receives WISDOM Only the open hand receives GIFTS and… Only the CUTE 1’s receive MESSAGES From ME!
162 Log kehte hai ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat me banaya hai. Simple si baat hai faltu kaam fursat me hi kiye jate hai.
163 sms nechay hai aur nechay aur nechay aur nechay maine kabhi socha nahi tha k aik sms kay liye tum itna gir jao gay
164 I want to kiss ur lips I want to smell ur breath I want to touch ur tunk I want to touch ur teeth But u dun worry I m ur friend dentonic!!
165 Â A – U’r Attractive B – U’r D Best C – U’r Cute D – U’r Dear 2 me E – U’r Excellent F – U’r Funny G – U’r Gud Looking H – He He He I – I’m J – Just K – Kidding
166 CAN UTHINK ” 2+ 5 =11 ” KASY AYA? SOCHO_SOCHO NAHI MAULOOM THORA OR DIMAGH LARAO. ABHI BHEE NHAI? OK LET ME TELL U KASE AYA. ?CAN UTHINK ” 2+ 5 =11 ” KASY AYA? SOCHO_SOCHO NAHI MAULOOM THORA OR DIMAGH LARAO. ABHI BHEE NHAI? OK LET ME TELL U KASE AYA. ?
167 baby u are the bomb surely your father iz da terrorist,your smile destroys mi surely your mom iz da tsunami!!!!!!!
168 khabi khabi main sochta hoon k dunya ki sab se azeem, handsome, cute boy ko jaan se mardoon.. likan jub main tandey dimagh se sochta hoon to pata chlata hai k ye to Khudkushi hogi.
169 so sweet is ur smile,so sweet r ur eyes,so sweet is ur voice…………….see how sweet r my lies
170 Aaj toh bahut khush hoge tum. Kyunki, barish jo ho rai hai Aur barish mein. Sabhi MENDAK khush hi hote hai M.
171 My friend the best quality tht i like abt u is tht ur very SENTIMENTAL 10% SENTI 90% MENTAL
172 Police is looking for someone described as gorgeous, sexy, intelligent, funny &amazing peoson, Ur safe. But where the HELL am I gonna HIDE
173 Din ko chain nahi, raat ko aram nahi.Jee na lage kahi, E khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi …..Aajka 44 degree celcius temperature hai.
174 some callme funny,some one call me sunny ,someone call me honey what about u dont plz dont call me with any name coz ur already buxbuney!!!! now shut upu!!!!!!!!
175 pehle hath mai lo fir sedha karo fir muh mai lo aur thok lagao fir ander ghusao kitna muhskil haina SUI MAI DHAGA DALNA
176 Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number
177 Boy: “Pura andar gaya?” Madam: “Haan gaya.” Boy: “Dard hua kya?” Madam: “Bahut hua” Boy: “Chalo doosra sandal try kartay hai madam!”
178 Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking
179 Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !
180 A – U’r Attractive B – U’r D Best C – U’r Cute D – U’r Dear 2 me E – U’r Excellent F – U’r Funny G – U’r Gud Looking H – He He He I – I’m J – Just K
181 Whats the difference between a Kiss,a Car, & a Monkey? A kiss is so Dear, A car is too Dear, & the Monkey is you Dear
182 those who cant av me HATE ME … those who ABUSE ME lose me… those who av me cant handle me … an then theres people like u who cant refuse me claire
183 A SCIENTEST CANNOT B A PRESIDENT BUT KALAM PROVED IT. A CONDUCTOR CANNOT B A SUPERSTAR BUT RAJNIKANT PROVED IT. A MONKEY CANNOT OPERATE A MOBILE BUT YES, U DID IT.:
184 Hr Khushi Ko Teri Taraf Morr Doun Ga Terey Liye Chaand Tarey Torr Doun Ga Terey Liye Mussaraton Ke Darwazey Khol Doun Ga Ik Bar Hans Kar Dikha,Terey Sarey Daant Torr Doun Ga
185 KOI GUM NAHI MAGAR DIL UDAAS HAI TUJ SAY KOI RISHTA NAHI PHIR BI EK AAS HAI KEHNAY KO BOHAT HAIN APNAY MAGAR TU AIK KHAAS HAI ZYADA EMOTIONAL NA HONA UPAR SAB BAKWAAS HAI HOTI
186 in day i miss u at night i miss u in morning i miss u i miss u every moment i miss u every second i miss u alot……. my stolen chappal i really miss u
187 HEY YOU KNOW! THAT YOU ARE SO SWEET? DO YOU KNOW Y BCOZ I HAVE SEEN THOUSANDS “BEE” AROUND YOU
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