The
other day, my brother and I were reminiscing about our childhood and recalling all
the cheekiest mischiefs that we did together. And one incident that instantly cracked
us up was when we stole Laddoos from our Grand Ma’s Almirah in an
incredibly filmy style. With the help of my brother, I have created an
interesting story about this whole incident. Let me introduce you to the lead
characters: Nexy, that’s me, Pony, my brother Rahul, and Amma, our late
Daadi. If you would like to take a plunge in to the dreamy world of Nexy and Pony,
then you can either browse through : chalkuchkheltehain or read the following short stories on Jhumore.com.
http://www.jhumore.com/search/label/Gulaab%20Jamun
http://www.jhumore.com/2012/07/short-story-haye-re-bukhaar.html
http://www.jhumore.com/2013/07/poem-kutte-ka-naam-karan.html
Ye
baat un dino ki hai jab safed chaddaron ki jagah makhmali kambalo ne le li thi,
sooraj dada thode alsi ho aye the, aur aas paas ke maidano me raam leela ki
tayyariyan joron shoron se ho rahin thin.
Jee han ye waqt tha Dusheera ka jab sardiyan dheere dheere garmiyon ko vida kar
rahin thin aur Dilli ke har kooche kaune pe baithi antiyan naye naye sweaters
ki designs dicuss karna shuru kar detin thin. Aise mein Nexy aur Pony ki mummy
apne pyaare bachchon ko thand ke prakop se bachaane ke liye ghee aur mawa ke
mote mote “aate ke laddu” banana pasand karti thin. “Beta ek gilas garam doodh
ke sath ek laddu khalo, thand aas paas bhe nahi phatkegi”. Par ek laddu se
hamara kya hoga ??…lalchaye mann se Nexy aur Pony ladduon se bhare bade kaanch
ke imartban ke taraf dekhte hue socha karte . Kaash woh ek laddoo aur mang
sakte ?? Par ye to namumkin se bhi pare tha. Ladduon ka dibba unki Amma ki badi
lakdi ki almaari mein chup chaap baitha rehta tha. Shaam ko jab mummy doodh ka
glass Nexy aur Pony ko deti thin, tabhi us dabbe ke darshan hote. “Ek laddo tu
le ri Nexy aur ek ladoo Pony tero”…aur Amma phir poori sawdhani ke sath us dabbe ko
almari me chupa detin. Par Nexy aur Pony ka dil us dabbe ko dur jaate dekh jal
jaata tha.
Akhir
ek din Nexy aur Pony ne apna maun toda
aur Amma se ek aur ladoo mang hi baithe….”Amma..ooo Amma.. hamare laddoo na bahut chote hain..ek aur do warna doodh nahi
khatm kar payenge”…roni se surat banakar dono ne Amma ko guhaar lagayi…Par Amma
sab jaanti thin…Amma ne unhe ansuna karte hue dabbe ko almari mei rakha aur
almari par taala ainth diya. Chaabi ka guccha apni kamar par latka kar Amma bahar
ki aur kooch kar gayin. Bechare Nexy aur Pony muh latkaye reh gaye. Par ab
bahut ho chuka tha. Aakhir Nexy aur Pony kab tak ye bardasht karte. Dono chup
chaap store room mein jakar baith gaye jahan ghup andhere ke siwaye bas kooda
kabada basta tha..aur apne dimag ke ghodon ko bina lagaam ke daudana shuru kiya…”Pony
idea !! ..dekh agar tu kisi se nahi bole to…arey Nexy jaan de dunga par kisi ko
nahi bataunga..ab bata bhi”..Nexy lapak kar Pony ka kaan apni aur
kheecha….jaise jaise Nexy ne apne plan ke pench Pony ko kholne shuru
kiye..waise waise Pony ki muskaan jordar hansi mein tabdil hoti gayi…”bhai waah..!!” pony chehak kar bola.
Agle
din school se akar Nexy aur Pony ne apne plan ka shree ganesh kiya.. Dopahar ke
kareeban dhai baje the. Sooraj dada badlon ke peeche uungh rahe the aur Nexy Pony
ki Amma bhi varande mein pade bade thakhat par gehri neend so rahin thi. Dabe
paaon se Nexy aur Pony varande ki taraf badhe..aur takhat ke neeche chup
chaap baith gaye…”Nexy chaabi kamar ke daayin taraf hai par Amma to bayin taraf
karke so rahi hain..Ab kya karein ??” Pony nirash hote hue bola…par Nexy ne use
dilaasa dilaya aur dono phir Amma ke karvat lene ka intzaar karne lage. Jaise
hi takhat se chiiram churram ki Awaaz hui..Nexy aur poni ke kaan khade ho
gaye..aur chehron par alag si chamak a gayi…Pony ne chupke se sar bahar nikal
kar Amma ki karbat ka jaayza liyaaa..aur apni khushin ko batorte hue thakat ke
neeche baithi Nexy tak ye khabar pahunchayi..”behan Amma karbat kha gayiinn!! Chaabi
saamne hi hai…!!! Bas phir kya tha Nexy dheere dheere takhat ke neeche se bahar
nikli aur Amma ki kamar se kasi chaabi ko halke halke kheencha shuru kiya…Nexy
aur Pony apne hath mein chaabi paakar chatth ki taraf bhaagae. Unki khushi ka
koi thikhaana he na tha …. Aub aagae kya kiya jaaye ????? ..chaabi toh haath
lag gaye lekin Amma ko uthna kae baad chaabi na mili toh kohraam mach jayegaa …
Aub
yahan kahani mein ek kirdaaar aur aata hae jo ki un dinon unke aangan mein dera
jamaye hue tha. Ye the Miyaan Rajuddin, jo Nexy aur Pony ke gaanv ke akele
Badhai the (Carpenter) . Pyaar se Nexy aur Pony unhe chaacha bulaya karte the. Pony
Rajuddin se bas isliyeh bana kar rakhta tha kyunki uske pass ATLAS GOLDLINE
SUPER thie jisse Pony krenchi chalaya karta tha…Wapas gaanv janae se pehlae
jub rajuddin apni cycle mein taala laga diya karta tha toh uski iss galti ka saara
gussa uski cycle ko jhelna padta tha .. Pony uski cycle ka taala uskae he
auzaaron se toda karta tha jaise..Aaari ..Hathodi. ..etc Toh chalo wapas kahaaani
mein entry maarte hain…jub chatth par chaabi paanae ki khushi manai ja rahe
thie toh dimaag mein sawaal ye bhe tha ki aub kiya kya jaaye????? Saare ladddu
ek baar mein gayab kar liyeh jaeein ???? ye dheere dheere unka mazza liya jaye
?
Iss
baar Pony ke dimaag mein ek visfot hua jisne ek bahut ki kaamal ki tarkib ko
janam diya…”Nexy kyon na chaabi ko ek saabun pe chaaap laein aur phir baazar se
bilkul aisse he chaabi banwayi jaye” …. Nexy ko duplicate chaabi ka idea pasand to aaya lekin sabun pe chaaap ke bazaar jakae aissa chaabi
banawana sahe nahe lag raha tha… dimaag chahein jitna bhe tezz chalta tha dono ka par thae toh dauno bacchae he... "agar baazaar mein aisse sabun pe chaabi ka chaap laekar gaye toh chaabi wala bhe shak karega"... is bat ko dhyan mein rakhte hue Nexy ne us idea ko
drop ko drop kar diya….. Pony ko Nexy ke isss
sujhaaav pe bahut gussa aaya aur usse uski teesri aankh khul gaye aur phir
dimaag mein ek aur toofani idea aaya. Usne socha kyon na Rajudddin kae auzaron
ka boraaa nikaala jaye ..”thodi thok peeet karkae hum bhe chaabi bana he lingae..kyun
Nexy?” … Pony ka ye shujhaav Nexy nae pass kiya aur Rajuddin ke auzaaron ka
bora dhoonda gaya …bora miltae he ussae upar chatth par le jakar palat diya gaya aur aisse auzaar chunae gaye
jo unkae kaam mein madadgaar saabit ho sakein..
Tabhi
Pony ki nazar ek aise auzaar par padi jissse woh Rajudddin ko lakdi aur lohae ko
ghistae hue dekha karta tha …us karamaati hathiyaar ko MISSION poora
karnae kae liyeh chun liya gaya “Nexy jaaa dossrae kamrae ki almari ki ek chaabi
nikaal la jiski do latak rahe hein hain …tod la ek…. Nexy bhe naarad munni ki tarah
DHANNN se gaye aur DHANN se wapas aagaye.. “
Pony
nae dauno chaabiyon ko match kiya aur dossrae kamrae ki chaabi ko ghisna shuru
kiyaa … Aur us chaabi ki tab tak ghisayi ki gayi jab tak wah amma ki almaari ki
chaabi jaisi nahi lagne lagi …beech beech mein Pony baar baar Amma kae kamre
mein jata aur usse amma ki almari kholne ki koshish karta. Chaabi thodi bahut
ghoomnae lagi thie..lekin wo CUTTTT ki awaaz nahe aa rahe thie jo ki Amma waali
chaabi se aaya karti thie jub almaari khulti thie…isliye chaabi pe thoda aur
kaam kiya gaya.
Dis
time Pony was confident …”Nexy chal aub toh khul he jayegi … andar se lekin
dauno kaafi darae hue thae ki agar ye nakli chaabi atak gaye toh kyaaa hoga ?…..
Pony nae pehlae Amma ki chaabi se he alamari
ko khola aur bandh kiya to make sure
taala toh sahe hae na. Phir nakli chaabi lagai gaye …chaabi ki itni
ghisaai karne kae baad Pony kae haathon mei itna paseena a chukka tha ki usse chaabi
ghunmayi hi nahi ja rahi thi.. … tabhe Nexy boli “abe ye pakad naa toliya isse ghumaa”… Pony nae jaisee he chaabi ghumaai aur CUTTTT .
1 min ko dauno ko samajh nahe aaya ki yeh hua kya ????
CHAABBII taalae ke ander he toot gaye kyaa ? Jub
thoda dhyaan diyaa toh dekhaa aaarae!!! kyaa baat hae nexxxy badhaaaiyaaan
taaala khul gaya yaar. !!!
Amma
Nexy aur Pony ko ek ek laddu dekar chalta karti aur wo dono Amma ke kamar ke
peeche se ek ek laddoo aur nikal le jaate..Aur ye silsila aise chalta hi raha ..
ek laddu gayab, ek aur laddu gayab, din beetate gaye, laddu dheere dheere gaayab
hote rahe jiski wajah se Amma ke dimag mein shak ka keeda paida ho chuka
tha..par Amma shikayat karein to kis ki ?..ilzaam lagaye to kis par?..Laddu ka
imartban to unki almaari mein kaid tha..to Ladoo gayab kaise ho rahe the???.Is
gahari soch mein amaa din raat doobi rehti thi ..
Ek
din Amma se raha na gaya aur Nexy aur Pony se puch hi baithin.”.itaku ao tum
dono”..Nexy aur Pony muh paunchte hue Amma ke pass ja baithe..”ek bat batao
sach sach bataoge to laddu Milego....ya dibba mein te laddu kaise gayab hai rae
hain..!!” Pony uchak le bola..”Amma hume kya pata..hume to tum deti ho ek ek
laddu aur taala maar deti ho almari pe”..Nexy ne Pony ki haan mein haan
milayi..”han han Amma chaabi to tumhare pass hoti hai”..Amma phir soch mein pad
gayin.. “Amma ho sakta hai chuhe kha rahe hon..aj kal bahut dikh rahe hain”.
Ab
Amma kartin bhi to kya kartin..bolin “haan hai to sake..mene kal hi dekho ek
apne kamra mein par agar chuhe kha rahe hain to wo dhakkan kaise lagawe hain
dibba pe”..Pony ne phir chuhe ki taraf se safaai di..”ho sakta hai na tum hi
dibbe ka dhakkan sahi se na lagatin hon”..Amma gehri saans leti hue bolin “haan
je hai sake hai.par mero mann na maan ro..je koi aur hi hai.chalo tum dono ek
ek aur ladoo lo..chuhe khayein je ladoo aur mere baalak na khaein..je galat hai”
Nexy aur Pony ne ek doosre ki taraf dekha aur Amma ke gale lag gaye. Is
vartalaap se Nexy aur Pony ko itna to pata chal chukka tha ki jis din galti se
bhi wo Amma ke changul mein phans gaye, us din khoob sutai hogi..par dil hai
ki manta nahi!!!:)…poori sardiyan beent gayin par laduon ka raaz raaz hi reh
gaya.. aur ye raaz
tha jo pehlae bas Nexy aur Pony ke hi pass tha par aaaj aap subko pata hae..shhhh
kisi se kehna mat..!!! :D