Nothing on All Hallows’ Eve was scarier than what went down at a West Hollywood party at Greystone Manor, where Rihanna gave Chris Brown “dirty lap dances.” As opposed to, you know, chastely grinding on someone’s one-eyed friction whistle. [Hollyscoop]
And the next morning Ri-Ri posted a topless shot. [Daily Mail]
And Brown just had another successful probation hearing (although when Brown tried to speak, the judge cut him off: “I don’t dance, you don’t talk.”) [CNN]
And Chris Brown’s mom Joyce Hawkins took to Twitter to defend her son’s questionable Halloween costume: “Halloween is for fun, nothing more than just fun. Get a life please… So does this mean when we dress our kids as Satan we glorifying him or (is) it just out of fun?… Keep smiling angel.” Wow. Chris Brown has a mom, guys. [Toronto Sun]
In the immortal words of Wham! ft. George Michael, I’m never gonna dance again—guilty feet ain’t got no rhythm. This appears to (metaphorically) be the case with Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, who spent Halloween cavorting in cheap masks at a Maroon 5-hosted party in L.A.
“They were holding hands, and at one point, he put his arm around her. She [didn’t seem] as affectionate towards him.” Another source: “They shared drinks with friends at the party and were in a good mood. Rob was all over Kristen, while she seemed a bit more reserved.” Oh, K-Stew. If you don’t want Twi-hards to keep throwing eggs at you, you better step up 2 the streets. [People]
Amanda Bynes is threatening to sue InTouch for a story they ran about the 26-year-old walking around a New York tanning salon in “nothing but her goggles,” looking “painfully thin” and “out of it.” Bynes retorted in Us Weekly: “I’m not ‘troubled.’ I don’t get naked in public. I’m 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.” So what you’re trying to say, Amanda, is you’re… all that? SHAZZAM. [Us Weekly]
Katy Perry and actress Shannon Woodward dressed as Jane and Daria for Halloween! A+ [Twitter]
Russell Brand bought Perry a bracelet for her birthday; I hope it was engraved with “SRY ABOUT DVORCE HAP BDAY 2 U.” [Monsters and Critics]
The Cee Lo Green sexual battery story sounds weirder by the minute: the woman says that Cee Lo gave her MDMA, she blacked out, and he had sex with her. The LAPD told the woman to get a “pretext call” from Cee Lo, and now has a tape of him repeatedly apologizing and referencing MDMA, although he never says he slipped it in her drink. [TMZ]
Lady Gaga, topless, “Cannabis Queen” Halloween costume, in the drawing room, with a knife. [Us Weekly]
Matt Lauer pushed Comcast to air a Hurricane Sandy relief concert. [Radar Online]
This one time Gwyneth Paltrow’s grandpa told her that her breasts looked like “two fried eggs.” [The Sun]
Although Demi Moore’s camp denies it, rumors are that she’s hitting up a disinterested Leonardo DiCaprio (who she dated 15 years ago) to rekindle their romance. [Gossip Cop]
Get ready: the Gossip Girl finale lands December 17th. [Vulture]
Jamie Foxx might play baddie Electro in The Amazing Spider-Man 2. [Vulture]
The prepubescent lil’ Toblerones of One Direction got into a glitter fight on the set of a Spanish talk show. [The Sun]
What the actual fuck: Daniel Radcliffe and Jon Hamm in a turn-of-the-century antique tub together. [D Listed]
Someone stole Amy Winehouse’s wedding dress. :( [CNN]
Casper Smart, Possible Gloryhole Enthusiast, signed a confidentiality agreement when he started dating Jennifer Lopez. [News.com.au]
Fuck cheaters, says Taylor Swift. Get it, girl. [People]
Miley Cyrus is in a video for her DJ ex-boyfriend with an adult film star, continues to Just Be Miley, Put Her Hands Up, They’re Playing Her Song, The Butterflies Fly Away, etc. [NYDN]
River Phoenix’s last movie is finally finished and hitting the festival circuit after 19 years uncompleted on the shelf. [NYDN]
“Nickelback star Chad Kroeger once paid his drum technician $375 to stick his penis into the blades of a fan.” Congrats, Avril Lavigne, you’ve landed a real keeper. [Contact Music]
The Sam Lufti v. Britney Spears case is finally dismissed, to the Spears family’s relief and ours. [E!]
-Anna Breslaw