Hello yaall....Everyone doing good?
Yo! BV Thelma when are you starting advert for your cake business?i am excited for you to start!
Oh OH...I got drama from my inbox,please bear with me as i offload it!
Aside from this email,yesterday I learnt that i am a learner when it comes to coding!...Chei chei chei!!!
MEMO TO ANGEL MARYJANE DAVID
From Maryjane to SDK
I just want to know which Church you attend, So I can contact the pastor of that comission to preach against unforgiveness, bitterness, and malice to you. Dont be a Church goer, Be a Doer of the Word Of God. You can say hi to someone or exchange pleasantries without being friends, infact the Bible even advise us to be good to our enemies, The Word of God also says if we only greet and do good to those we love we have no reward, Gods Word encourages us to be good to all, Most especially our enemies because that is were our huge reward is. I dont need anything from you, Even if you think I do try and be nice, I know you are afraid of being overtaken, But Overtaking is allowed, Dont fear for whoever help someone will get more than the help, And God is so right that He not allow who you help to overtake you, Rather you will go higher. Serve GOD right and you will enjoy all the benefits.
Peace and Love
-Maryjane
On Sunday, March 20, 2016, Angel Maryjane David wrote:
Wow I am glad you went to Church and you also blogged it to inspire others to go to Church too. Thank you and God bless you.
-Maryjane.
Hi,i get all your mails and the reason i have not replied is because i promised myself i would never respond privately to you again....which is why i have to do this here,I am sure you are a BV and you will see this.I have forgiven what you did to me but i cannot forget and that is why i am scared of being open to you again...that is my only fear.I AM NOT AFRAID OF BEING overtaken cos the only permanent spot one owns is when they die.
I bear you no grudge and wish you all the best in your job as a blogger or if you have another hustle.
I beg you to stop cussing me like you did in your other mails.instead of doing so,why dont you pray for me to become a better person like you seem to project?why do you keep taunting me that i have no adverts?Do you know how fulfilled i am?do you also know that i am so content that i do not wish to be like anyone else?If you really think the success of a blog is by having adverts,then pray for men to favour me and bring it my way.
Please i do not want anyone to cuss her out.God works in mysterious ways and he will settle the battle she is fighting with me that i do not understand.Please do not cuss her.instead pray that God will bless her so well that she will forget about me.God bless you MaryJane.
Takecare
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VACANCY
A friend is looking for a Public Relations/Public Administrative personnel in their company. The person should be very creative, be a good writer, and be social media savvy. The location is Sango Otta in Ogun State.
Interested applicants should add this pin 27F32449 or whatsapp this number - 08024335070.
Thanks
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HELP!
Jakophite please help me ask fellow bvs. This is my 7th year in marriage and Ive experienced orgasm only 3times in this 7 years. I used 2 fake it 4 hubby, so that he can finish fast n leave me. Hubby say no to oral s*e*x. Please fellow bvs how do you cum without oral s*e*x, I really want 2 be experiencing it often. Help with ideas abeg!
After 7 years?continue faking it abeg..LMAO!
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FOR RENT
There is a newly built 2-bedroom bungalow for rent at Southpointe Estate in Lekki, opp Chevron estate. It is a service apartment with both rooms ensuite with fully functional Air Conditioner, fully tiled, with front yard,and back yard. It is going for #1.2million per annum excluding agreement and commission. For further details, please call 08081333918 or 07036740086. Shoki will follow after. Thank you Jakophite. God bless you.
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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE
Jakophite, I advertised my new makeup store sometime ago on the blog and some people patronised me.I am really grateful to you all who did.i am here again asking for patronage because it is by the help of people around me I will grow in my business.We still have very affordable makeup in different brands, We Sell at wholesale prices for those of us that have plans to venture into makeup business ,makeup artists in the house weve got you covered too. You can also check my BBM channel OMOGE GLAMS MAKEUP..... I promise not to disappoint please.my contact is 08066458385 you can add us on whatsapp too ,Location is Lagos but we deliver nationwide.
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APARTMENT FOR RENT
I have a new building containing 1 flat of 2 bedroom and 4 flats of 1 bedroom (room and parlour )for rent in kubwa Abuja. The 2 bdroom goes for 700k while d 1bdroom goes for 500k. in house members would be given discount.I can be reached on 08026287150.
sdk rocks!
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Urgent need of a pre used office table and chair to buy
Hi Jakophite,
Im in urgent need of a pre used office table and chair to buy.
Interested sellers please contact me on Christiangreysgirl@gmail.com
Thank you.
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PROFESSIONAL BEADER
I am a professional jeweler and I specialize in wedding beads, casual beads and official jewelry (even for kids). Dear bvs, kindly patronize a sister this Easter period, men you can buy for your wives and mothers also, brides can also book me for their wedding. I have a lot of pictures but I can only post a few here. My BB pin 5bfcba52, my number is 09056015480.thanks Jakophite and thanks bvs. The yellow and green goes flower petals goes to the first person to text (not call please). Thank you all.
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STOP !!! STOP!! STOP!!!
...I dedicate this song to you if it makes sense...I love this song.
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Sisi peperempe April and May promo
Are you getting married in April or may? Do you want that flawless and eye popping look without breaking the bank? Search no more because Sissy Peperempe is @ your service! Add me on WhatsApp and name your price, yes you are allowed to pay what you can afford, only for 3 blog visitors, Lagos BVs only!
Number is: 08051589185.
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Carrying tomatoes - ?
A teacher asked her students to bring some tomatoes in a plastic bag to school.
Each tomato was to be given the name of a person whom that child hates.
So, the number of tomatoes would be equal to the number of persons they hate.
On a pre-determined day, the children brought their tomatoes well addressed.
Some had two, some had three and some had five, some even had 20 tomatoes in accordance with the number of people they hated.
The teacher then told them they had to carry the tomatoes with them everywhere they go for two weeks.
As the days passed the children started to complain about the decay and smell of the tomatoes.
The students who had many tomatoes complained it was very heavy to carry and the smell was too much.
After a week, the teacher asked the students “How did you feel this week?”
The children complained of the awful smell and heavy weight of the tomatoes, especially those who carried several tomatoes.
The teacher said, “This is very similar to what you carry in your heart when you don’t like some people.
Hatred makes the heart unhealthy and you carry that hatred everywhere. If you can’t bear the smell of spoilt tomatoes for a week, imagine the impact of bitterness on your heart as you carry it daily.”
The heart is a beautiful garden that needs regular cleaning of unwanted weeds.
Forgive those who have angered you. This makes room for storing good things.
Get Better, Not Bitter!!
#copied from Kenz. Facebook
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PROFESSIONAL MAKE UP
Hey lovely ladies, brides of this march and April season. We are here to render our makeup services to you all at discounted rates. First 3 brides get freebies. We also do movie and event makeup. Contact us via whatsapp on 08166335966 or Add us up on BBM: 7AF07336 or email us on yewamakeuppro@gmail.com . We are redefining beauty. We are based in lagos and also available for travel worldwide. Tell your friends
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N30K RECEIVED
Hi Jakophite, I dont know how to describe my happiness. I got alert of
N30,000 from Ashafa for the February giveaway .May Gods Blessings
continue to shine in your life ,Angel Aishafa.God will greatly
reward you.Thanks so much Jakophite .God bless you so much
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SHOP TO LEASE
I have a well furnished fashion shop for lease in gbagada. It comes with a window a.c, 3 sewing machines, one zigzag machine, table and 3 stool. So if you are a good tailor you can grab this opportunity. Number to call is. 08056848737 number also on Whatsapp. Thank you
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COURIER COMPANY NEEDED
Hello Jakophite
Greetings to you and every BV. Please kindly post this in IHN. Please contact me via my email if you know any courier company that can deliver goods from phillipines to Nigeria. Jessicaodoni44@gmail.com. Thanks.
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COMPUTER SERVICES
Please If you or anyone needs any of the following computers services:
System format
Virus removal
System maintenance
Installation of system core drivers
System repairs
Installation of new operating system.
Each can be done fast and for a very fair price...
phone: 070-5333-4698
Lagos.
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PLEA FOR GMAT
Good day Stellz and my fellow BVs please am in need of a GMAT
textbook. Is there anybody in the house that has a copy to give out?
Or even if its not a give away I will photocopy and return to you.
Thanks Pin: 21E8E4E3
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ATTENTION
I need someone that can teach me on bead making in Owerri with
affordable price my contact 08036430425
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PLEA FOR MANNEQUIN
I just opened a hair shop here in Port-Harcourt and I need BVs to please help me with head mannequins to display wigs, I dont mind if it is used. I can be reached on 08059980145. Thank you.
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CHAI...BVs EX IS GETTING MARRIED
Jakophiteistic Jakophite of the blogsville family. Omo mehn you have no idea how obsessed I am with you and your work. Please keep it up. Ehnn na one thing carry me come o. Please help me post.
I am a very friendly girl and I love to make friends but all my friends are either out of the country or married. I hope to get married someday but not now.
Anyways, I dread this Easter period big time. My ex is getting married and I need all the distractions I can get. I want to have fun and hang out with friends.
Id like to meet someone or group of friends with whom we can go this season either to the movies, beach or anywhere its happening most especially AY LIVE comedy show. I can go out alone but I will still be bored. I have more fun in the company of friends. I am female, 24 years old and I am Lagos based (mainland to be precise) and will like to meet a friends who are willing to go out. Please contact me on 7EF64745. Matured people only, both men and ladies. Thanks
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EXERCISE BUDDY
Hi Jakophite. I want to find out if there are blog visitors around Ogba, Lagos (estate behind excellence hotel) and environs that might be interested in early morning jogging with me. I used to jog alone until I was harassed by some garage boys and I had to stop.
My mum was scared for me and she told me stop jogging alone but I need to be healthy. I sit for 10 hours at work and I dont do anything major when I get home. Serious minded people that are committed to fitness (just fitness o before some people will start proposing love) should call me on 08087646638. I think anyone exercising with me wont regret it. Thank you.
Love you loads Stellz.
Awwwww LOVE YOU TOO!!!!!
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Looking for 1 bedroom accommodation.
Hello house,
If there is anyone that has a spare room (preferable en-suite) in a flat to rent in Lagos for a duration of 6 - 9 months at a TOKEN fee. Location does not really matter as long as it is a central area.
I can be contacted on olayomi23@yahoo.com
Thanks and God bless.
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CAKES FOR ALL OCCASSION
I will like BVs to please patronize my cake business. I make cake for all occasions and I can work with any BVs budget to make it affordable. I have attached some pictures of cakes that are still on my work table so you can see they are not pictures from internet...lol
I stay at Ogba (Ikeja) but I can deliver anywhere in Lagos. My contact number is 08062106712(call), 07010406569 (whatsapp) or dobbybaby72@gmail.com. My shoki will come as BVs call.... lol. Thanks.
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DESTREATS CAKES AND EVENTS
At DesTreats Cakes and Events, we bake delicious and affordable cakes for all occasions. Blog visitors within Delta ( Asaba) , Anambra and Edo states should please contact us for their cakes and small chops. Also,baking /sugar craft classes are available, venue, Anwai Road, Asaba. registration ongoing. Just Mention SDK and a discount applies. I will like to give a free birthday cake to a blog visitor whose birthday falls on April 17th Contact me 08029569996 or 2BB55AFF
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MAKE UP ITEMS NEEDED AT CHEAPER RATES
Please am a radiant BV on this blog, my sister is starting a makeup training class soon and doesnt have enough to get the required items. Please if anyone can help her with fairly used makeup items at a cheaper rate or willing to dash out used ones for her sake. Please contact her on 07038630137
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SLIM PHOTOGRAPHY AT YOUR SERVICE
SLIM pictures is a company of passionate, diligent and creative photographers and editors who are ready to take photography to the and#34;NEXT LEVELand#34;. The next level which is a platform where you are allowed to express your ideas on your own event shooting. We cover events ranging from pre-weddings, weddings, birthdays, burials, naming ceremonies and all occasions at affordable prices.
In the spirit of the celebration of the death and resurrection of our lord, we will be doing;
1. FREE PRE-WEDDING PHOTO SHOOT for couples getting married who live in Ibadan, Oyo State, who book with us from now to May 30, 2016.
2. FREE WEDDING FRAME for couples based outside Ibadan who book with us during the above-stated period.
Find attached below some pictures of jobs done. Book with us today for a wonderful event coverage.
For inquiries and bookings, call 08034403064 or send emails toadeyemi.amusan12@gmail.com. You can also visit our instagram page @ adeyemiamusan.
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POULTRY BUSINESS PATRONAGE NEEDED
Hello my fellow bvn, please kindly patronise my brothers business . He is into livestock Feeds for poultry, He can supply as many quantities as you want. He sells Maize,soya meal,white sorghum for Breweries, groundnut for oil company
Please contact him on 08133662821, 07053802958.
His location is ilorin but he can supply to anywhere in Nigeria.
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CAKE VENDOR NEEDED
Good day madam Jakophite and God bless you.
Please I need a cake baker that can bake a rich red velvet cake and deliver it next week Wednesday at Isolo,Lagos as a surprise.
text or whatsapp me lets discuss rates 08146729211
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IVF
Hello stells, how do you do? Please help me post this in IHN. My marriage will be 2 years on the 21st of April, 2016 and we have been TTC. Hubby and I really want kids. We have done all necessary tests and have taken all the herbs we can lay our hands on. We have decided to try IVF.
Is there any firm or fertility clinic in Benin that can do IVF at a really subsidised rate? We cannot afford too much now as we are still hustling. Or is there a place we can do it for free? ( I know this is asking too much but help a sister out) I can be reached on Prettywifey1312@gmail.com. Thank you!!!
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Calling out church children teachers
Big kisses to you dear Jakophite, you are a gem.
Follow BVs I need the attention of children teachers who work in church. I have recently started a bible club for children in a new area of Ikorodu. But Im in need of instructional materials, small bibles, picture frame, wall papers or any other thing that relates to the word of God or any thing that the children can benefit from. Im based in Lagos.
BBM: 2B88F9FC
Whatsapp: 07010956957
God bless you all.
Thank you Sdk.
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EASTER BONANZA FOR OUR ESTEEMED CATFISH CUSTOMERS.
We really appreciate all bvs that reached out and patronized our neatly prepared and packaged smoked catfish.
We are giving out a promo fish pack for every 5k pack ordered. Eat right, Eat healthy. Its good for all meals.
Our location is Awka and delivery is nationwide. Thank you all. Jakophite you are amazing.
Contact :08161349352 08036489570
BB pin: 56291401
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LAPTOP FOR SALE
hp Compaq nc6400 laptop for sale with original charger. Price 33k.
I can be reached via lovelyuju@gmail.com.
Location is Abule Egba, Lagos. Pictures are attached.
Thank you!
Without meaning to sound arrogant or boastful..Last two weeks i bought a laptop for someone on this blog.It was made possible because the communication lines were kept open and when one door closed,she got in touch privately and we trashed it out until a new offer came.
DRoyalty I am shocked that even after the laptop i wanted to buy for you didnt pull through,you still havent mailed me privately on the way forward but choose to drop a line inside in house news.I have tried in my own way to keep it real with you but my conclusion is that you do not really need a laptop and must have been joking about getting one,probably that was done to get peoples attention.
I wish you all the best and i do hope all is well with you...and for Laughs,every time i see a laptop,i remember you..lol
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Easter give away on COCONUT OIL
Good Day Dearest Jakophite,
Thank you for encouraging my hustles,and I also appreciate all Bvs that have encouraged me in one way or the other,you guys rocks.
Please Bvs is still need your patronage on COCONUT OiL,it is very good for skin,hair and babies to mention a few,infact,coconut oil has more than 150 uses,you can check it up on internet.
Mine is 100% pure,people that have bought from me can attest to that. I do deliveries to anywhere in Nigeria and also sell to whole sellers at a very good price,please darling Bvs patronize your sister ooh,my location is Abuja,07059605320 ,pin 2BC6235E,e mail Lucileoils@yahoo.com.
I have 5 (120)ml coconut oilto give away.
Thank you darling Jakophite.
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ERRAND GIRL SERVICES
In need of an Errand Girl that gets work done swiftly? Look no further, I can help with household chores, can help you arrange and clean your home to your satisfaction.
I can multitask, I get work done effectively and always with a smile on my face. I can work anywhere in Lagos.
Words are cheap, a trial will convince you.
You can reach me on 09055136043.
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APOLOGY TO A BV -NAME WITH HELD.
Good day Jakophite,hope you are good.please help me post this in todays IHN.