2016-05-10

Hello All,I hope your weekend was a supercool as mine?
Have a great new week ahead...*wink*

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WORD FOR TODAY.

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IN HOUSE MEMO

With the issue of gbagauns being cropped and used as Saturday laughs...why not?if we laugh at others why cant be laugh at our mistakes and be civil about it?WHY IN HEAVENS NAME DO SOME OF YOU TAKE LIFE SO SERIOUS?WHY???
To imagine that my gbagauns are addressed with cusses?Did i ever make any post here telling anyone that i am perfect?am i not allowed my own mistakes?isnt that why i am human?
I apologise for my many mistakes and the reason for it will be addressed soon,i might have to buy a new Mac because i really dont know what happened to mine since it fell down....it automatically corrects me and i dont see it until someone calls me out.
Thank you to those who correct me constructively...GOD BLESS!
To those who cuss me every time they see my mistakes,Thank you,I hope you are perfect?
i ask becos when you point one finger,four points back at you,that i am sure of!
The munching Gbagauns are cool but if some people are having a fit over it then maybe we should debate this....Should we munch gbagauns and use as laughs or not..Please agree or disagree and lets move forward.Munching was your initiative in the first place remember.
I am out abeg!

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

Hello bvs, you can now call Jemscreations for your handmade, bespoke jewellery of all kinds. We are based in Lagos and deliver worldwide at affordable prices. Training session is going on now incase youre still thinking of that business idea. You can start jewelry making business start with little money. Call /WhatsApp 09038582447 for more enquiries.

Thank you

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VACANCIES

Hello Jakophite and BVs;

My name is Olanipekun Moyosore, a recruiter from Workforce Group Nigeria.

Please my Company needs to fill the following roles urgently.

1. Shipping Documentation Officer: Candidate would be responsible for

• Receipt and recording of shipping documents from overseas

• Make copies of shipping documents received to the scanning companies for RAR Processing.

• Follow up with the scanning companies to ensure RARs are collected on schedule timely. Maximum of 5 days for sea shipments and 2 days for air shipment.

• Reconcile RARs collected with the shipping document sent out for processing.

• Notify the account officers on daily basis for RARS collected through Remedy application and E-mails.

• Releasing RARs to customers and keeping appropriate record of same.

• Dispatching RARS to the branches and keeping track of same.

• Recording of RARs received daily on an excel spread sheet and remedy application.

• Ensure that all required feedbacks (i.e acknowledgement copies, approval) are obtained and filed off accordingly.

• Attend to filing on a daily basis of RAR related documents.

Candidate must have HND/B.Sc with a minimum of Lower Credit and Second Class Lower with at least one (1) year experience in Administration and not more than 35 years; must have advanced computer skills (Microsoft office 2007) and a working understanding of Windows 2000 – 2003, Windows 2003 Server. He/She must possess effective communication skills, verbal and written; socially confident; respond positively to change; Teamwork skills and be Customer service oriented.

2. Secretary: Candidate must have at least one (1) year experience in the role and nit be more than 35 years old. He/She must have a B.Sc/HND in any discipline with a minimum of Lower Credit.

Kindly help broadcast. Candidates can send their CVs to this mail.

Thank you very much.

Regards.

TO WHICH EMAIL?Please mail me the email address and i will post in here after in house news comes out.If you are interested in any of these,please keep checking.............................................................................................................

Job Posting: Vacancies at THLD International Logistics Limited

THLD International Logistics Limited is a logistic solution company in Nigeria with a worldwide connection. We specialize in all aspects of logistic solution for bulk liquids and gas transportation; we build to specification and needs of our customers. To achieve our goal of increase in business growth, we are looking to recruit great talent into our marketing, engineering and corporate services functions. Suitable candidates should be confident, innovative, savvy, proactive, detail-oriented and ambitious.

The following vacancies are available for graduates and experienced professionals:

FREELANCE MARKETER

The freelance marketer will assist in driving the sales of all product and services, provides value-added marketing support strategy to help grow the business.

Responsibilities:

Initiate and maintain contact with customers in order to develop sales opportunities

Work with internal support teams to ensure regular updating and reporting of sales and customer complaints

Maintain relationships with customers by providing support, information, and guidance

Prospect new potential customers and research on new opportunities and recommend profit and service improvements.

Assist in Business-to-customer marketing activities of THLD services in various market segments

Gather and analyse market and customer information

Contribute ideas for development in the strategic business planning process

Requirements:

OND, HND and B.SC holders

Ability to work with brand guidelines

Highly-organized, efficient and methodical.

Excellent communication skills.

Team player with strong work ethic.

People management skills.

FRONT DESK RECEPTIONIST

The receptionist must be a strong administrator and an excellent communicator. She must comfortably interact with individuals of all professional levels.

Responsibilities:

Carrying out the day-to-day duties of front desk reception in order to ensure the smooth and efficient running of the switchboard, answering telephone calls in a timely and efficient manner, transferring calls as necessary, dealing with general enquiries, and/or referring clients to the appropriate department.

Reviewing and disseminating incoming letters as necessary, and assisting with outgoing letters as time permits.

Coordinating the delivery and pick up of business-related documents through appropriate courier companies

Provide a meet and greet function for THLD Int’l’s walk-in clients and successfully communicating company information and providing advice.

Ensuring, as far as possible, that complaints and concerns that you may receive are attended to speedily and satisfactorily

Maintaining accurate records on clients. Any and all paperwork, documentation, contact details, reports or lists generated will remain the property of THLD International Logistics Ltd

Carrying out any duties that may arise, or as directed, that is in support of THLD and its various departments.

Requirements:

OND, HND and B.SC holders

Preferably a female candidate

Ability to work with brand guidelines

Highly-organized, efficient and methodical.

Excellent communication and writing skills.

Team player with strong work ethic.

People management skills.

ENGINEERS

With good Design skills that can design and draft blueprints,excellent knowledge of Engineering Design codes and standards like Pdms, Autocad 2d and 3d, Aspen Hysys,primavera P6,ceaser Ii, that can confidently work with less supervision

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Requirements:

OND,HND/Bachelors degree in Civil, Electrical/Electronics or Mechanical Engineering or related field.

Membership with a recognised engineering body.

1 year’ relevant working experience in project management

Excellent communication and writing skills.

Team player with strong work ethic.

People management skills.

METHOD OF APPLICATION

Interested and suitable candidates should send their CV to  HYPERLINK and#34;mailto:thldinternational@gmail.comand#34; thldinternational@gmail.com within two weeks from the date of this publication. Kindly note that only shortlisted candidates will be contacted.

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BEADS AND OKE MAKER AT YOUR SERVICE

I am a Lagos based bead maker. I make various types of beads and aso oke for different occasions, train people and also deliver anywhere. Interested bvs should reach me on 08064771559 or 07081378781.

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JOIN IN PRAYER AND FAST

Dear Jakophite,  I so much believe in the spirit of prayer done for all those looking unto the lord for fruit of the womb. I am so impressed with the mails coming in. There is so much power in group effort. God is really awesome. I pray very well also but I will like BVs to join me in prayer and also fast, I have been in France with 2 kids for 3years now, getting permit is just getting harder. They are just trying to make life harder for immigrants. It has not been easy but we give God all the glory. Please my people. I am starting on 27th of April till 1st of may. Join me. I believe .thank you

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VACANCY FOR SALES AGENT

I am into the retail of a quality Deodorant, manufactured in the U.S.

I need the services of 12 sales people , into promo sales, who will market the product.

Salary is 30,000, (kindly note with emphasis, that an agent MUST be able to  sale, 10 of the deodorant daily), any additional sales attract an additional N1,500 at the end of the month.

Interested sales people, who are ready to start work on Monday the 25th of April, 2016, should send a mail to aspire4greatness1@yahoo.com.

Location of daily sales will be decided daily, mutually by the supervisor and the sales agents, as our office is located, at Ire-Akari estate, Isolo, Lagos.

From wherever applicants would be coming from, please put into consideration, your location of residence, before applying, as work resumes daily by 8 am.

Selected candidates would have a short briefing with the Supervisor on sunday at Ire-Akari estate,Isolo, against start of work on Monday.

Only candidates who are sure they can meet the above sales condition, daily, should apply.

Qualification Required -  Experienced or not in  sales but with a great dose of Positive I can do Spirit.

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LADIES BEWARE OF LOVE SCAMMERS

Hi Jakophite, thanks for the wonderful things you do on this blog. I dont know where this fits in but given your recent singles and mingles post I thought it wise to write you especially as regards one of the guys on that post who says his name is Desmond.

I wish you make this a post so that ladies would come in and describe ways through which they have been scammed so that others would learn and not fall a victim.

Recently, I was a victim of such. if someone had told me that it would happen to me, I would have asked how?

These scammers have devised various ways to scam unsuspecting victims. first, they add you up on Facebook and use someones profile. Jakophite it appears so real that you wouldnt doubt a thing. Next they begin to chat you up and even go to the extent of chatting up your family members. When you have lost your defences, they come up with various stories of how their mother is sick or how they need money to complete a project with the promise that they will pay back.

In my own case, Jakophite its sad to say I fell for their gimmicks and lost some amount of money, but thats all in the past now. I want blog visitors to comment on the various ways they have been duped so that people will learn. I feel justified if someone learns from my mistake.

Thank you Jakophite.

The minute a man you are dating asks you for Money,RUN!...RUN especially if its a relatively new relationship,RUN RUN RUN!!!............................................................................................................

VACANCIES

Job description:
DISPATCH RIDERS
AFecruit is a recruiting firm based in Lekki phase 1, we are looking to hire a Dispatch Riders for a prestigious HOSPITALITY company to work as part of their team.
Responsibilities:
The Dispatch riders must be ready to perform the following functions:
Transport and receive items quickly by motorcycle. Items can include packages, letter, legal documents or messages.
Keeping of motorcycle roadworthy.
Dispatch rider will be responsible for educating customers on specified products of the company.
Training will be given on specified products.
Qualifications:
The candidate must possess at least an SSCE with minimum of 2 years’ experience

please send Cv to  chinwe.ibeh@afmrecruit.com

Job description:

PRODUCTION SUPERVISOR

AFmrecruit is a recruiting firm based in Lekki phase 1, we are looking to hire a PRODUCTION SUPERVISOR for a prestigious HOSPITALITY company to work as part of their team.

Responsibilities:
The PRODUCTION SUPERVISOR must be ready to perform the following functions:

• Accomplishes manufacturing staff results by communicating job expectations; planning, monitoring, and appraising job results; coaching, counseling, and disciplining employees; initiating, coordinating, and enforcing systems, policies, and procedures.
• Maintains staff by recruiting, selecting, orienting, and training employees; developing personal growth opportunities.
• Maintains work flow by monitoring steps of the process; setting processing variables; observing control points and equipment; monitoring personnel and resources; studying methods; implementing cost reductions; developing reporting procedures and systems; facilitating corrections to malfunctions within process control points; initiating and fostering a spirit of cooperation within and between departments.
• Completes production plan by scheduling and assigning personnel; accomplishing work results; establishing priorities; monitoring progress; revising schedules; resolving problems; reporting results of the processing flow on shift production summaries.
• Maintains quality service by establishing and enforcing organization standards.
• Ensures operation of equipment by calling for repairs; evaluating new equipment and techniques.
Qualifications:
The candidate must possess at least a degree holder from any field with catering experience or OND with minimum of 2 years experience in a related role.

Please send Cv to chinwe.ibeh@afmrecruit.com

Job description:
RESTAURANT MANAGER

AFecruit is a recruiting firm based in Lekki phase 1, we are looking to hire a RESTAURANT MANAGER for a prestigious HOSPITALITY company to work as part of their team.

Responsibilities:
The RESTAURANT MANAGER must be ready to perform the following functions:
• Accomplishes restaurant human resource objectives by recruiting, selecting, orienting, training, assigning, scheduling, coaching, counseling, and disciplining employees; communicating job expectations; planning, monitoring, appraising, and reviewing job contributions; planning and reviewing compensation actions; enforcing policies and procedures.
• Achieves restaurant operational objectives by contributing information and recommendations to strategic plans and reviews; preparing and completing action plans; implementing production, productivity, quality, and customer-service standards; resolving problems; completing audits; identifying trends; determining system improvements; implementing change.
• Meets restaurant financial objectives by forecasting requirements; preparing an annual budget; scheduling expenditures; analyzing variances; initiating corrective actions.
• Plans menus by consulting with chefs; estimates food costs and profits; adjusts menus.
• Controls costs by reviewing portion control and quantities of preparation; minimizing waste; ensuring high quality of preparation.
• Avoids legal challenges by conforming to the regulations of the alcoholic beverage commission.
Qualifications:
The candidate must possess at least a degree holder from any field with catering experience or OND with minimum of 2 years experience in a related role.

Please send Cv to chinwe.ibeh@afmrecruit.com

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APPRECIATION FROM SPARKLES JEWELRY

Awwwwww Jakophite I won one of the giveaway jewellery, from Sparkles jewelleries, her jewelleries are absolutely out of this world, truth be told I fell in love with bead making. I am so grateful, she was so welcoming asin no forming things and I love the way she flows and did I forget her girl? She was nice. Double blessing kikikiki

Thanks alot, she got nice jewelleries bvs, please patronise her 08099779355

From Presh

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Appreciation For Patronage.

Dear Jakophite and SDK bvs, I want to say a big thank you for Patronising Leesharhs Makeover.

We specialize in making you beautiful for your big day! Call us for bridal makeovers (white and TM) birthdays, events etc at discounted prices.

We are located in Owerri but free to travel around the South Eastern Zone. Call on 08114142658

SHOKI AAAAAAHN

1673508021474852

4877014199678842

1892201440001273

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DRIVER WANTED

Experienced and Skillful Driver wanted.
-Must be hardworking, honest and humble
- Punctual
- Possess a valid Drivers Licence, Lasdri and at least 2 guarantors.
-Salary is very attractive with commission.
-Resides on the Island or Mainland (surulere, yaba, ikeja or Mafoluku)
Send ur C.V to ask4inno@gmail.com

Thanks.
SNOI

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ANOTHER BLOG VISITOR CHOSEN FOR FREE IVF FOR A TTC WOMAN

Hello Jakophite,

Mike George @17:58 has been selected to replace the Anonymous who has been blessed. Thank God for her Testimony. May she carry to full term and birth a healthy baby.

May Almighty God continue his good works in our lives.

If you wish, you can share this link with BVs

https://divineblessings.wordpress.com/2011/03/29/scriptural-prayer-for-safe-delivery-and-healthy-pregnancy/

Thank you.

FROM ANGEL BEAUTIFUL

Please if you are the person who dropped that comment,contact busybodycorrecter on sdkblogaffairs@gmail.com

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INDONESIA ANYONE?

Hello Jakophite,

I hope this meets you well.

Please I would like to visit the island of Bali in Indonesia for a three weeks holiday. I went to the embassy to get information, thinking I would apply for a tourist visa but was told I could only get the tourist visa if we are in a group of 10. The alternative is to apply for a personal / social visit visa, for this I would need to get a letter of invitation from someone resident in Indonesia or a company in Indonesia.

Please, I would need the letter of invitation from any bv who is a permanent resident or citizen of Indonesia. I would provide all necessary documents to show my intentions are real and I wont be a burden on you. Please, if any bv is willing to help me with the letter, I would totally appreciate it.

Kindly send me an email on brownsugah234@gmail.com or send your number to the mail and I would give you a call.

Thank you very much.

Thank you Jakophite for the platform, I am grateful.

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SPARKELS JEWELRY NEW ARRIVALS

At Sparkles Jewelries we believe that you dont need to break a bank in order to propose to your girlfriend or reaffirmed your love to her.

We also are aware that there are so much to be done on your wedding list and every One kobo counts....that is why at Sparkles Jewelries we help you cut down cost by bringing affordable yet durable and modern Wedding/engagement rings..... Our rings comes with a whopping 10yrs guarantee.

Contact us at:

80,College Road (Directly opposite Diamond Bank), Ogba. Lagos State.

Tel/WhatsApp: +2348099779355

Facebook.com/sparklesjewelries

Email:sparklesjewelries@gmail.com

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Re: Singles and unhappily married prayer and fasting

Dear bvs,

I see that most of us are eager to grab our miracles.God is great and He will show himself mighty.

It will be a praying and fasting exercise.we will be fasting for 3days and from 6am-12pm;Tuesday,Wednesday,Thursday that is 26th,27th and 28th of April 2016.

I hope this is okay with us? Will send the bible quotes and how we will all do it to Gods glory.Good bless us.

Bv Frances.

God is not mocked,if you pertake in this prayer and go under anonymous to cuss and swear for others,it is the devil that you are praying to and hopefully  you might get an answer.
Keep your thoughts free from hate and God will surely visit you with a man of your own.....Sometimes i feel Marriage takes away ones right to breathe,sometimes i feel its so beautiful and completes a woman,especially if you have a good man but with the way i see so many singles women out there looking to marry,i dont know how i feel but i pray GOD Meets you all at the T-junction. AMEN!
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TV FOR SALE

I have a 32and#34; LG television and 32and#34; polaroid television for sale, they have barely been used but I urgently need to raise money for my business..

The LG goes for 33k while the polaroid goes for 30k, Interested buyers can reach me on0 8033392150 and my location is ikorodu lagos...

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MOVING HOME

Please,is there any bv leaving Ado-Ekiti for Abuja this week and has a Hilux truck or something (not familiar with car models)?. Id like to send some of my personal belongings home.I had the intention of taking seats in a bus but it wont contain the things I want to send home (Ive dashed out somethings).Ill give the person a token.Id really appreciate it if I can get help here.
Please,contact me on 09053245001 if you have any help to render.Thanks.

Wetin you wan carry them go do for Abuja?dash them all out na?lol

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FIXING CROCHET BRAIDS

Please I need someone who can fix crochet braids for me at an affordable price. I stay around Ojuelegba and proximity is key please. I dont want the standard crochet we see everywhere.

Kindly find attached the picture to understand the kind Im talking about, so we can discuss the kind and quantity to buy.

Contact me on 563BCF04.

Madam you didnt attach photo,please show the person the photos when they contact you inugo?............................................................................................................

SEARCH FOR ACCOMMODATION

please my fellow bvn please am in search of accommodation A room self contained around Apo resettlement, wuse or Garki as I just finished my service and was retained by my organisation my budget is 350K.
please help as I am at the verge of sleeping outside please my contact 08036217391

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DOG FOOD FOR SALE

Quality and affordable 15kg dog feed(German Import)for sale. The feed is for dogs of all breeds and sizes . The numbers to call are 08131233888, 08027100960.

The location of the feed is Abuja axis but can be delivered nationwide(for a fee). Thank you.

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I DONT UNDERSTAND

Today I was visited a church service. In the service,  a video clip was played about someone being healed.  All of a sudden I heard them thanking the pastor and secondly to God.  Was so astonished as I taught its God that heals people.  So why will thanks be given to a man rather than to christ himself.

Secondly I have so much worry about people believing their denomination is better than others.  You hear them preaching from the alter condemning other churches? ? Why? Is the body of christ not supposed to be one?

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