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WORD FROM GOD FOR US ALL....
If you curse people,you are cursed by God until you repent.
#savetodaysdate.
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VACANCIES
Hi Jakophite please kindly posts these job vacancies for those interested. Thank you.
Job Vacancies:
AFMRECRUIT is a recruiting film recruiting for a prestigious RESTAURANT company for the various positions.
Cashiers: The candidates must have an OND without experience or SSCE with minimum of 2 years in experience in same role. Salary: 25k-30k.
Servers/Waiters- Candidates must have least an SSCE with or without experience in the role. Salary: 25k
Phone handlers- OND without experience, SSCE with minimum of 2 years’ experience. Salary 30k
Dispatch riders: SSCE with experience salary: 25k
Store officers: OND with minimum of 2 years’ experience salary: 30k
Store supervisor: B.SC degree in accounts/statistics or any bachelor’s degree with minimum of 2 years’ experience in a related role. 50k
Production supervisor- Any bachelor’s degree with catering experience or OND with minimum of 2 years in a related role. Salary 50k.
Production supervisor- OND with catering experience or SSCE with minimum of 2 years in a related role.
Restaurant Manager – Bachelor’s degree with minimum of 2 years’ experience in a related role. Salary 100k
Restaurant supervisor- bachelor’s degree with no experience or OND with minimum of 2 years’ experience in related role. Salary 40k.
Records Officer- OND in accounts or any OND with minimum of 2 years’ experience in related role salary 30k
Cooks: SSCE with catering experience diploma or minimum of 2 years’ experience in related role after practical demonstration of skills salary 35k.
Kitchen Assistants: SSCE with experience in the same role. Salary 25k
Dish Washers: SSCE with or without experience in the same role. Salary 20k.
Kindly send your CV to:
www.afmrecruit.com
Chinwe.ibeh@afmrecruit.com
PLEASE NOTE THE LOCATION IS FOR THOSE WHO RESIDE IN GBAGADA.
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GIVEAWAYS
1. Give-Away Physics Textbook
Hello BVs,
I have a Senior Secondary Physics Textbook for any interested BV or BV who knows someone that cant afford to buy the book. I dont know its market value but I do remember all the fuss and buss of the authors back then
(P.N Okeke et al). I reside in Enugu so if you need it, mail me on mobynx11@gmail.com. Preferably BVs within so that your transport cost to come pick it up doesnt outweigh the cost of the book. Stay blessed.
2.Hangout Invite to Scrabble Lovers, Players and Learners in Enugu
Hello BVs,
I would like to hook up with fellow scrabble players or BVs interested in learning, who reside in Enugu and can afford to spare time on weekends or holidays for a game or two and other side attractions. BVs interested can holla me on whatsapp 07068619734 or email mobynx11@gmail.com and we can make meeting arrangements.
Surely, its going to be fun!
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NEED SOLUTION TO HAIRS ON CHIN
Good day Jakophite and Bvs;
I consider myself as a very strong and courageous pretty young woman. I battled with acne during my undergraduate days. Now it seems like my face is becoming clearer and am so feeling like a beauty queen, hairs on my chin is getting obvious and noticeable. I cant deal anymore. My little cousin told me this morning, and#34;God has cheated you with thisand#34;, I just smiled because I know God has created me unique. Please I need advice, Could it ever be possible to eradicate it permanently, I guess no.
Secondly how can i manage this and stop further growth. One problem about me is that i cant get my hands off my face and I cant stop plucking those hairs too.
Im still young and wish to be very successful in life and I dont want this to be any hindrance to me.
Thanks.
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SPECIAL CHILDREN THERAPIST
Good Afternoon my fellow BVNs, I am a psychotherapist who specializes in working with children with autism and cerebral palsy. I am passionate about helping these kids integrate well into the society. Parents, dont hide these wonderful children at home;they can be taught to be independent and skillful.
Contact me if youre in Lagos: 08056182563
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DOG NEEDED
Please we are in need of a dog preferably alsatian(German Shepher) or maybe rottwailer breed either of them would be cool.. Budget 16k
Please call 08067369949
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PORTABLE QUASA 3KG WASHING MACHINE FOR SALE
The washing machine is very easy to carry around and washes clothes very clean.kindly put up in the IHN as i need the cash to start a little business and its for 15k. Its very useful for me but had to sell it to put food on the table. i can be reached on 07062767872
I am in Ikorodu, Agric to be precise but can bring it down to anywhere in Ikorodu catchment,even Oshodi because its a straight bus down there. Thank you Jakophite God continues to bless you and yours.
NB: If theres any bv in need of domestic help in ikorodu and its environ,even if its somewhere closer i dont mind as i have to consider my baby too,kindly contact me, please help a struggling mother.Thank
you.
BV MOMA ELLA
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Appreciation to Bv Don Mayor for modem
Hi Jakophite and Gods people.
I want to thank an angel bv Don Mayor for giving me a Glo modem.
I pleaded for a Glo modem in the comment section sometimes last week, this man came to my rescue and gifted me with one.
May God bless and prosper you sir.
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Novel exchange. And help getting vaniqa
Hello Jakophite, I would like to swap these novels for any Erotic ones with another BV that resides in portharcourt. Need a change from d normal action type. Attached are pictures of the books.
I can be reached on 2BF10B40 . Plus any BV that can help me get vaniqa cream, I would pay. Thanks
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NYSC 2016 batch A Bvs
I got posted to Akwa Ibom for my Nysc service starting on the 27th but I will be there on the 26th, please are there any other bvs posted there too? would you like to meet and hang out in camp together?. *shines teeth* am not a bad person.
Also bvs living in Akwa Ibom I wouldnt mind a tour and advice on how to settle in quickly. I can be reached on 08186707457.
Thanks
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Rechargeable Mist Fan
Specification.
* 16and#34; Fan
* Remote Control
* 12V 4.5Ah rechargeable sealed lead-acid battery
*3 levels wind speed
*1 hour to 7hours timer
*Working Time: High/2.5hrs; middle/4.5hrs; Low/8hrs
*Ultrasonic mist spray for cooling
*Mist output: 150ml/h
*2.5lt water can use 8hrs for mist
*Mist fan just can use AC function
AC VOLTAGE: 220V-240V 50/60HZ
Max Power: Fan: 40W
MIST FUNCTION: 35W
Call/Whatsapp us today:080-8531-0359
BONUS: Free Delivery Within Lagos!!
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GOODS FOR EXPORT
Dear Jakophite I have some goods to export, raw rubber crumbs, tantalite,
coppers and Madrid furniture wood.
Kindly Connect for the following: raw rubber crumbs, tantalite,
coppers and Madrid furniture wood etc.
I have these goods in large quantities and am seeking for buyers both
local and abroad to export. Partnership/ investors are highly welcome
onboard. Contact me on this: 08071725880
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NEW BB PASSPORT FOR SALE
Dear BVS I have a New Blackberry Passport for Sale. It has not being used ever. Interested Buyers can Contact Me on 08071442581. (na abuja I dey ooh).
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TO LET
Available to Let at Lekki/Ajah, Yaba, Surulere and Ikeja.
There are lovely flats available for immediate let newly renovated house. These houses will not stay long. Call/sms for inspection of the following today:
3bedroom 3toilet and 3bathroom plus laundry. N1.2m. Total package.
2bedroom 3toilets and 2bathroom plus laundry. Total package 800k.
3bedroom flat at Opebi 900k
2bedroom available opposite crown Estate Ajah. 500k.
3bedroom also opposite crown estate Ajah. 600k, and many more...
Lands and houses are also available with C of O for immediate sale at your budget. Why waste time online searching,
Call/sms now for inspection: 09097617898
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FASTING FOR TTC
Jakophite, this is concerning the fasting we agreed on. My own contribution, especially for catholics. While we are at it, please say the prayers to St Jude Thaddeus(Patron Saint of difficult cases), St Rita(Saint of the Impossible) and St Gerard(The Mothers Saint). You can Google them if you cant find them in the Catholic bookshops. And then say the Rosary before the grotto of our Lady, with psalm 121 and 128( I conceived that month I did this). Non catholics, u can also say these prayers and trust me they work.
They worked for me. And I still say the prayers and will bring my testimony soon.
Thank you. I use my pregnancy as point of contact to reach all women seeking d fruits of the womb. Like the women of faith in the bible, you will conceive and we shall bring forth healthy precious babies to the glory of God.
A concerned BV
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FOR SALE
Get ride of that foul smell around your environment/car with this very unique,economical and affordable Initial air freshner..A tin of it lasts up to 3months and even more when using for your car. It comes in different fragrances and can be delivered to any state in nigeria. Just a trial and i bet you will come back for more..please note that for now,you cant get it in the supermarket or any were else.why not convince your self with a trial! I can be reached on 08060220848 and bb pin 3320FE65..special discount to the first 5 people to contact me
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ONE STOP CAKE SHOP
Hi guys, buy your delicious cakes from Chocolate Lover®. We have cakes ranging from Red velvet, rich fruit cakes, black forest, vanilla cakes, marble, chocolate cakes, madeira cakes, Cup cakes, to Cookies. Uniced cakes(vanilla and fruit cakes) are also available for as low as 2,000 naira. To order, call 08127359570 or send a mail to chocolateloverstoreng@gmail.com
For lagos bvs. Thank you.
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NAVIGATION SYSTEM
Abia: umuahia, aba, ohafia, ikot ekpene
Anambra: Awka
Bauchi: Bauchi
Benue: Markudi
Borno: Maiduguri
Ebonyi: Abakaliki
Edo: Benin
Ekiti: Ado-Ekiti
Enugu: Enugu
FCT: Abuja
Gombe: Gombe
Kaduna: Kaduna, Zaria
Kano: Kano
Katsina: Katsina
Kogi: Lokoja
Kwara: Ilorin
Lagos: Lagos
Niger: Minna
Ogun: Abeokuta, Ijebu-Ode
Ondo: Akure
Osun: Oshogbo
Oyo: I badan, Ogbomosho
Plateau: Jos
Sokoto: Sokoto
Taraba: Jalingo
25 States and counting! now tell us the reason why you dont own a Garmin Navigation Device? call now on 08180330590 and have Naija on your windscreen.... also call for more info
Kelvin dat Edo Boi ( Stellz cousin )
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ESTHER IS LOOKING FOR WILLBE
His name is Willbe I got to know him through one of SnM post and we became friends but the last time I saw and heard from him was march 8 and none of his contact is going through both call and chat. Willbe if you reading this, is me your friend Esther( cantalis) estherarowojolu@gmail.com
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PHONE FOR SALE
I have a blackberry Z10 in good working condition, selling. It because I need to get another phone, going for a sum of #18,000.00k only. Interested buyer can contact me via 2B65BA09... Kano BVs alone for ease of delivery. Thanks
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Immediate Sale...
Its all yours as far as you can imagine owning it.
This is an idle home for those who likes luxury taste.
Its a Fantastic 3 bedroom flat house all ensuite with visitors toilet, shining marbles and POP, mini green garden, compound can accommodate 2 or more Cars well ventilated, and many more you could think of. It has C of O Located at Seaside Estate Badore, Ajah.
Opposite of the house is Cooperative Villa. Asking prize N25m. Serious immediated buyers should please call to negotiate at your budget / inspections.
Call / whatsapp: 08071725880.
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iPHONE FOR SALE
Please I want to sell my iPhone 5s, its fairly used for about 10months, no scratch cos a pouch and screen guard was used plus it doesnt have any issues whatsoever, Im only upgrading. Its N50k and Im in lekki, Lagos but can send it anywhere within Lagos. Text or whatsapp on 08173393678.
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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE
At Nathnosa Enterprise Ltd, we design Company Profiles and take the burden off you in writing your business proposals that are tailor-made to suite your needs. Try us out today, the trial should convince you
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FOR SALE
Hello Jakophite and fellow bvns.
I have these fairly used house hold appliances for sale..... fridge, Samsung LCD, microwave, home theatre, 1hp split unit, 3 burner gas cooker and standing book shelf. Location Lagos island. Am selling them off because am relocating and they are all in good condition. Thanks Jakophite, remain blessed. Attached are pictures.
08028014919
I didnt get any photos attachment oh
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FROM OLORI FOOTWEAR TO s*e*xIEST MOTHER
want to say thank you to one of my very good customer who became a friend. Just when I thought nothing could surprise me, I received an alert of 70,000 naira.. (seventy thousand naira). s*e*xiest mother of SDK blog, ekenem gi. Thanks for the easter package even though easter is long gone. I was overwhelmed because I wasnt expecting it. Nne chukwu blessia gi nke ukwu.. Pesin wey say your water no go boil, dem no go sell stove or firewood for im town. Adadioranma ekenem gi ozo..
May God replenish your source of income in million folds. Amen.. Thank you so much.
Bv Olori footwear
Na dash abi she buy Market?Wow!
Thank you ooooh!
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BEAD MAKER AT YOUR SERVICE
I am a Lagos based beads maker. I make various types of
beads at affordable prices and I can deliver anywhere. I also provide
tutorials on bead(s) making at an affordable rate. Interested
bvs should pls reach me on 08023141216.
Thank you and God bless you.
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HOUSE FOR SALE
We have a 4 bedroom for sale on Winfunke Olowe Cresent, General bus-stop, Abule-Egba Lagos. Its going for 15 million naira(negotiable) it is a very nice street, tarred, with constant electricity. Can be used for company or factory as there are companies on the street e.g (Archy Pharmaceutical) etc. Please call me if interested on 08035231892.
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GIVEAWAY SHOES
Siz 37 or 6.
09093214123
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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE
Please I invite all bvns to my BBM channel to experience the following;
1. Over 100 Photos of unique pure cotton U.S beddings with 3 years warranty.
2. Customer feedbacks to give you an insight on what you are to purchase.
3. Free giveaways,richard cards,funny memes and other interesting stuff to make the channel more interactive for us. Etc
Please find my contact details below
Phone number- 08076311561
Whatsapp - 08068853136
BBM CHANNEL - C004BD5B9 (or type in and#34;SPARKLING UNIQUE BEDDINGSand#34; in the tab for and#34;search channelsand#34;)
BBM PIN - 2BB7ABFE.
Thanks!
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PLEASE READ THIS
Good day beautiful people of sdk,I want to inform you guys that we have new MAKEUP STOCK from different brands kindly patronise us and you wont regret it.Our channel Base is growing oo thanks to many beautiful BVs, for those who havent joined yet please check out OMOGE GLAMS MAKEUP on bbm for our available products......
I assure you quality and affordable makeup.Kindly contact me on 08066458385 (calls and whatsapp) . We do deliveries Nationwide.Thank you
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ATM SCAMMER FAILED ATTEMPT
Hi Jakophite, Good-day; first i must commend you on the pleasant job you re doing to keep me and your entire blog visitors not just informed with events around the globe,but eaqually helping us live healthy as a result of laughter,for comments which your blog readers reply to each Topic. (You know what they say and#34;He who laughs more lives healthierand#34;...
So heres my Story:
Am equally a blog visitor who reads your updates on a daily basis but have never commented though; About last month,i gave my stylists intern my ATM card to withdraw some money for me @ the nearest ATM machine to the salon so i could pay her boss(my stylist) my hair bill,which she did;Since then i ve been getting text messages from one self-Identified and#34;Larryand#34;, blabbing that my atm had been de-activated and in order to re-activate it,i should call a telephone no.he included in his msg.
I saved the contact but never called anyone becos my instincts about possibility of a and#34;Scammerand#34; was undoubtable.I had since then,used my atm which never proved any complications during my withdrawals.Now this Hot afternoon!(today to be precise), while im relaxing and doing some write ups(and after reading the Laughable comments on your blog-jist as usual,i received an sms on my phone which i read and lo!
it was and#34;Mr Larryand#34; who sent me sms again;this time claiming that due to BVN system up grade,that my atm had been de-activated by CBN,that i should call his no.to re-activate it.First i thought of how DAFT DELUDED AND ILL-FATED this Scammer was,by not even observing how careful Nigerians have become towards safe-guarding their funds while they battle with the current and#34;Vicious-increaseand#34; of food items and products in general.
Yet this FAILED 419 felt the need to boldly and continiously disturb my peace in an attempt to invade my funds-privacy...please dear Jakophite kindly help me publicly WARN whoever owns this