2016-02-18

How una dey?
Isnt she lovely?

Yes the intro to in house pic...I love her skin and you should too...Too many of us light skinned people around.Lets preserve nature...Choose Wura...LMAO!

I HOPE MY ASS AINT KICKED FOR MY CHOICE OF WORDS.

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WORD FOR TODAY

Sowing Seeds in Love

And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.‎ Galatians 6:9

Your Kindness may be treated as your weakness,

and#34;Still Be Kindand#34;

Your help to others may go unneeded and unnoticed,

and#34;Still Be Helpfuland#34;

If you are Honest and Frank, people may cheat you,

and#34;Still Be Honestand#34;

The Good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow,

and#34;Do Good Alwaysand#34;

Bcos ‎ It was never between You and them.

its always between You and And God

ANONYMOUS BV

This is my story and I am encouraged..thank you

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THE COOKING LAWYER..LOL

My name is Deborah and I am a batch B corps member serving in Benue state
( Makurdi). I studied law in the university but I need to make extra income during this service year to keep body and soul. I bake cakes, cookies, etc. I am also good in making  smoothies and cocktails like chapman, s*e*x on the beach, etc. Also, bvs in Makurdi can contact me to braid their hair or for make up classes. I also take extra moral classes for nursery, primary and secondary school students at weekends. You can get all these at a very subsidized price. I also do home delivery/ service for no additional cost. You can call/ text 08100497534 or send me a mail teensthings@ymail.com. Thank you

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PLEAD FOR PATRONAGE

Greetings Jakophite and all faithful bvs.

May God continue to bless you for your good works.

My name is Adeola and I am an regular blog visitor.

Please ma I want u to pls help me advert my business on ur page.

Am into organising birthday party for children,sales and package of souvenir for children.sale and supply of small chops,biscuit,sweets and drink.We help busy parent in package of party parks and deliver it to their home,school and party venue.

Please Ma help me am just starting the business as I lost my job since last year August.Please help me

Please overlook the gbagauns and patronise her.i am tired of begging people to edit their mails before sending and editing is taking too much of my working time..so this is what we will do.I will start posting mails with gbagauns like this..By the time nobody contacts you then you will know that your advert,albeit placed on a blog is as good as selling off what you can do.
For example,if you cook and spell Soups as SOUPSES,honey i dont wanna eat!

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N20,000 Giveaway/ Job Opportunities for BVs

This is my contribution to BVs. Id love to bless 2 People in need with N10,000 each.

Also, My firm is launching out and looking out for:

(1) Freelancers who are good with writing News, Opinions, Reports, Analysis, Global outlook in areas like Oil and Gas, Technology, Manufacturing, Energy, Crisis Mgt and Solutions etc. They can work from anywhere...

(2) A Creative and Dynamic Chief Technology Officer (CTO) with good Telecoms / IT skills, especially VAS, Sports Betting and emerging technologies. Programming will be an added advantage.

NOTE: We are not keen on your certificate, BUT what you can offer, as we are developing a Creative Ecosystem, where Ability and Skills counts (University or not). You will love working with us.

Send your Profile to 1altarng@gmail.com. Kindly copy joseph@1altarng.com. Feel free to call 08029410833 for enquiries too.

Many more ink to your pen. God bless you Jakophite

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THANKS TO LAURENE CAKES

My name is Esther,i want to thank bv Ehi of Laurene cakes, for the cake I received on Valentines day.thanks so much i really appreciate your kind gesture.

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VALENTINE CAKE RECEIVED

Hi Jakophite,

A big thank you to cakes by Jommy for the valentine cake giveaway. Never knew angel exists on earth till I met her in person. She is one of a kind. God bless you ma. BVs, kindly contact  her for yummy and delicious cakes for all occasions. 08035506329.

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GIVEAWAY SHOES

Dear Jakophite,

please I have two pair of shoes to give away.

Size :6

red

black

high heel.

Still relatively new just cant wear such again because of my accident.

regards,

Jennifer

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URGENT NEED FOR ACCOMODATION IN UMUAHIA

Please I need an affordable selfcon in umuahia, Its REALLY urgent. A place with good water supply preferably.

I can be reached on 07013055219  Thank you

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

This is to let my fellow BVs  who export or consume or sell agro foods to know that my mum can supply agro products in large quantities to any location if the PRICE IS RIGHT.

Shes based in Enugu and can source for dried Ugu, bitterleaf,crayfish, dried fish or any food produce that can be seen in the EAST.

Please patronize us.

Email is  sdkfan1@gmail.com.

God bless you all.

BV Hopeful.

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Do you know that…

At Avant Garde Graphics, you can get your flyers, handbills, leaflets, posters, banners, I.D Cards, I.V’s, letter heads, receipts, personalized forms, calendars, magazines, CD jackets, e.t.c. creatively and uniquely designed at highly affordable process…and en double quick time.

Don’t just take our word for it, give us a try by calling 08022290296 or email us at avantgardeltd@yahoo.com. You’d be glad you did

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IELTS TUTOR NEEDED

Greetings Jakophite and fellow BVNs,

Please i need a professional tutor for IELTS(for Canada)

I am not looking at just a pass but distinction hence the reason why I need help, so please be very experienced and affordable.

If you offer this service in Port Harcourt kindly contact me on

hola2neomatrix@yahoo.com

Thank you Jakophite

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SHOKI COMING ASAP..LOL

Please I wish to engage in Executive Practical Computer Training (home tutor) on introduction to internet/email, Microsoft office and other related packages. Its ideal for daddies and mummies and also students who intend to write exams.

I also repair ‎phones and computer especially software-related professionally. I do these at considerable prices. Im based at Otukpo, Benue State but would gladly want to also serve its environs.

My email is ursincerely@yahoo.co.uk while my number is 08052573844.

Thank you.

PS. You can also contact me for your computer and phone-related consultancy services.

PPS. ‎Ill send shoki ASAP please.

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FOR SALE

I have this generator and freezer for sale.

Dont be carried away by the looks, They are very efficient and in order. The generator carries Ac and fridge

Gen is 15k and freezer is 25k. Buyer will get GOTV decoder and antenna for free as seed!

my contact.

07035054765

09082217741

Oops i forgot to attach the pics...

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ADULT EDUCATION WITHIN YOUR REACH

Hello my fellow blog visitors, i studied adult education in school with a nice grade.Are you above 18? And has never been to the four walls of classrooms, or you are an early school leaver? I can tutor you without letting your ego down. Am a stay at home mom. just give me a call and i will be at your door Step. For isolo, mushin, oshodi, ajao residents thanks 07050883974

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RE- VALENTINE SINGLES MINGLES

Hi Jakophite,

So great to make your aquaintance .

My sister has been soo happy the past few days with a new guy and up until tonight she informed me that they met at a forum on your blog called the and#34;singles  and mingles and#34; .

She told me you arrange that forum when you feel like as it doesnt reoccur monthly.

Id like to have a chance to be happy with someone the way my sister is. Not even for something heavy, even if its just a new friend or companion.

Im 34, igbo,5and#34;7, from Anambra state. Im pretty, light skinned and love to make people happy. If you are a guy with a good personality above my age kindly hit me up.7ADF5DEC

Thanks Jakophite. Ill appreciate this.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...Oya oh,BVS we got a new member of BVN

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

Bvns in Abuja, I make the nicest,healthiest ZOBO and Kunu drinks around town(Tiger nuts milk aka Kunun Aya is really healthy, and also promotes s*e*xual wellness for men and women especially ) packaged in new sealed plastic bottles,ready to drink. ‎I can also supply in large quantities for weddings or parties.( your guests would be pleasantly surprised)  I live around Games Village, and can deliver within town for a token. Call /text or WhatsApp 07054287790‎ for inquiries or to place orders. Thank you Jakophite,Im grateful.

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ITS URGENT

Any one with information on a good fashion school that take weekend classes (Not basics...In fashion and designing cos I did those already)..around fadeyi or Alagbado and its environs and that is not going to take all my savings away should please contact me. I stopped cos of school and work but I will like to continue on weekends..please Any useful information contact me on 09092165286 or BB pin 24D1FC15. God bless you. BV Esther.

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RE- The Father you never knew and his role in your life

I will like to get in touch with the bv that sent her chronicles on the 17th of February 2016. If she doesnt mind she could add me on bbm.

This is my pin 2A289AA6. I could relate very well with her story.

Thank you.

BV Bella D Chemist

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SINGLES MINGLES CALL OUT

Hello Jakophite.

I would like to call out someone from the last single and mingles.

His name is Kelechi and he is in the United States.

He added me and unfortunately i found out he added two of my other friends. We have been talking well and I think I like him but i just found out he has been talking about love to my other friends. One seem to like him and the other has pictures of his manhood on her phone that he sent her.

I am so angry right now and so i would love to say to Kelechi, it is guys like you that makes girl like me so sad and wicked.

I hate you for taking advantage of my emotions. Have fun

KELECHI WHY???????....Please tell your friend to send his manhood pics make we see.hisssssss.

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WALL PAPER SELLER NEEDED

Hi Jakophite,

Good day and thanks for this amazing platform you have created to help everyone. God bless you

Please I am looking for anyone that sells beautiful and very affordable wall papers. And also stay in Lagos. Please call 08087646638. Thank you

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ABBYMIDAS CLEANING SERVICES

Do u have lots of dirty clothes but no time to wash them? Are you a busy career or business person but still want your house to be super clean? Abbymidas cleaning services will take the burden off u at a VERY AFFORDABLE price!! Contact: 08025141735, abbymidas@gmail.com

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BUILDING FOR RENT

Please publish under in house news.

I have a bungalow on an expanse of land that currently serve as private nursery school.

I would like to let out the building to any tutorial centre for use in the evenings.

Or any professional tutorial centres on weekends.

The building is in Okeosa via iyana ilogbo (about ten minutes drive from Sango)

Please contact me on 08038437698.

Thanks.

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FLAWLESS SKIN

Dear BVs, My wedding is a few months from now and I would really love to improve the look of my skin. Please ladies help a sister recommend a product I can use that does not bleach or contain harsh chemicals. Im not fair or dark either just in-between. I just want my skin to glow and look polished without bleaching.

Thank you

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DAkotela international technologies limited

We offer system check on cars for faults(diagnosis),Programming of transmission systems,lube services, tyre change,wheel balancing ,alignment,car air conditioning  services (filling,detection of leakages etc). These we do for affordable rates. Abeg patronise us and stop letting mechanics cheat you.07039555258,08071252914.

09099999543

Address DITL auto clinic plot 8c CMD/jubilee road near Ram market, magodo ojodu under bridge magodo lagos before Magodo brooks

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FLIGHT TICKETS

Good day Jakophite, hope this meet you well. Abeg help me post for my fellow BVs. God will continue to bless the work of your hand.

Please contact me for your Local and International flights tickets.

Location is Abuja.

Tel:   08188699495

Thanks and God bless you.

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Nabilfabrics and souvenirs

Do u have a wedding to plan, Burial,engagement and other social functions that require  ASO EBI ?
Look no further because we at NABIL FABRICS our job is to take the stress away from you by giving you Quality Material Fabrics within your budget to make your events a special and memorable one and also a speedy delivery to various clients and customer

Relax !!! while we take the stress off you.

Our motto is with quality, affordability, uniqueness and timeliness we serve.

Pls contact us at :
Whatsapp no: O7017731730
Email.  Nabilfabrics @gmail.com....
Pls manage this small shoki bv
Love u all

BEND YOUR PHONE..lol

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VACANCY/TO RENT

I have a room and parlour in Fadeyi that I want to rent. Facilities have to be shared, by that I mean bathroom, loo and kitchen. Rent is N8,000 per month. Two years up front preferably. Tenancy agreement is 10% of whatever the total rent is.

Im also looking for a cook who can do Chinese, shawarma, kebabs, chicken/chips etc as Im looking to open a takeaway joint in Abeokuta.

bayo458@gmail.com

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ONIGBESE FRIEND

Good evening Jakophite, i dont know where this will fit in. I am one of the blog visitor. A good friend is owning me 20k for 10 months.

This friend made me cry yesterday where i went to ask for my money. If you see how she was cry like a baby begging me to help her you wont believe is the same person that i gave 20k a customer deposit for an item in my work place.

She know every thing and promise to pay back in 3days.3 days is 10months now. i heard she have open the shop she borrowed that money for.I went because she is avoiding me and not picking my calls.After all the shouting people blame her.she said she is having sleepless night because of the money and is office money i gave her,is she that disappear once i gave her the money.She is force to pay  5k to a middle man today but went there and say the person will denied her because i refuse to collect in bit.She is not sorry for what i suffer because of that money.

Please what do you do i advice?.

10months?
come on,forget about it,I dont think she meant not to pay you back,maybe things didnt work out as she planned,please forgive her.I feel so bad reading this now sef.

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USED AND DUMPED - CALLING OUT KESTER

Stells good day house good day writing this I feel like pouring down my heart in the floor and stepping in it for loving cause its hurt me more than build me...I saw the signs but chose to ignore but right now I pray God helps me Ive been dating a guy for the past 6 months and hes been extremely wonderful in fact hes perfect he disvirgined me and Im just 20 Im very pretty and also a wonderful person..

Now he always had this habit of stalking his ex on social media it got to the extent I had to speak to his sister about it and she told me its normal for men specially due to the fact that they lasted for 9months and almost got engaged.My boyfriend didnt really have when he met me but I still stayed with him still stocked and stood by him his ex gf never did any of this as the time they dated he had money took her everywhere shopping spoilt her real good but he caught her red handed ontop of a man in his house and thats how they broke up and mind you it was a confirm story...we had issues 2 weeks ago and I told him I needed space to clear my head as I was seeing too much drama so I moved to my friends house.

About 6days later I called him that I wanted to come and Ive forgiven him but he kept saying he wasnt around.yesterdys I remembered He even gave me his spare key and I went to the house low and behold I saw a new car downstairs well I went upstairs and to my surprise I saw his ex girlfriend in the kitchen he was sitting there they looked at me I was stunned shocked I just went into the room packed my stuffs and went back home in tears....He then texted me to say he was sorry but hes made money now and wants to settle down and that he thought I broke up so didnt want to bother me. Ive been in tears since then he reads this blog I know youd see this Kester i pray
God bless you for everything.
Stells I attached my picture for your eyes only please

WOOOW!...Men ya all need to see this beauty....Beauty indeed cannot keep a man.Kester please send in your explanation since you are a BV...until then i cannot Judge.

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Occasional Security Guards @ your service

Wonderful bvs of sdk

Today i will be introducing my business to you

Please patronize me for covering of your events

Such as: weddings, birthdays, house warming

End of the year party, Naming ceremony

seminars, etc..

we are your occasional security guards.

i promise whenever we are called to any event

i will send in shooki as appreciation, when i get

jobs through this platform

Tel:08180626014.

Thank you as you help me grow, God bless each and every one of you!

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CAKE BAKER NEEDED

‎Please I need affordable cake baker around mowe-ibafo, that will help bake a nice and affordable cake and deliver to my mum within mowe this weekend. I Want to surprise her.

Please whatsapp me on 07032378915 .

Please be affordable .

Thanks JakophiteDkork

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EVENT HALL @ VERY AFFORDABLE RATE

Suitable for Wedding Receptions, Birthdays and Conferences.

Features:

*Can sit up to 300 people banquet style

*World Class Digital Sound System

*Banquet Chairs

*Fully air conditioned

*Un-interrupted power supply

*Ample Parking Space

*World Class Convenience

*Top notch security

Located @ The Capital Building, No. 332 Ikorodu Road, Idi-Iroko Bus Stop by LASU Annex, Anthony, Lagos.

For Bookings and Enquiries, Call: 09034407500, 08124285225

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CUSTOMISED TEE SHIRTS VENDOR NEEDED

please anyone that writes stuff  on T-shirt l

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