This is the first In house news for the year 2016....I wonder if it will bring any drama or we will just settle in to a drama free first day of the year in house news.
How is your year going so far?
GIVEAWAY GONE WRONG?
Happy New Year dear Jakophite. Im worried about a BV. I sent some items to Lagos as requested from PH via Peace Mass Transit,she wanted maternity clothes and she is not owing me money. Her number is no longer going through and shes pregnant. Hope shes alright. Please if youre reading this, contact 08130917508. He has your name. Items were sent since 25th December.
Thanks .
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RE- HEARTBROKEN FEMALE BV
Happy new year!
There was a post on your blog on 15th November 2015 (Tuesday in-house news), here is the link:
http://www.JakophiteJakophite.com/2015/11/tuesday-in-house-news-thankful.html
The topic of the particular story is:
HEART BROKEN FEMALE BV
Grateful is you could connect me with this lady if she is so interested, I have been trying to do this all these while without the courage to do this.
Fatima please contact me if you read this,I have tried getting in touch but you have not responded.
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VACANCY
A dynamic newly established private Nursery, Primary and Secondary Schools in Amagba, Benin City requires the services of experienced academic and non-academic candidates to fill the following positions
Principal for Secondary School
Qualifications
Minimum of B.Ed, BSc. Ed, BA. Ed or BSc in any discipline with PGDE
Higher qualifications will be an added advantage
Atleast 7-15years of overall professional experience
The ideal candidate must have overseen a school and function in a management position
Teachers in all subjects
*Mathematics *English Language *Chemistry *Computer *Physics *Biology
*Government *Geography *PHE *French *Edo Language
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Minimum qualifications for the above positions
Minimum of NCE, B.Ed, BSc. Ed, BA. Ed or BSc in any discipline with PGDE
Higher qualifications will be an added advantage
Atleast 2-5years of overall professional experience
Applicant must demonstrate skills and relevant work experience
Good communication and excellent interpersonal skills
Head of Primary and Nursery School
-Same as the qualifications of the School Principal
- Atleast 7 years of overall professional experience
Non-Academic Staff
*Secretary *Nurse *Bursar *Customer Service Personnel *Cleaners *P.A. to Proprietor
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Or P. O. Box 13582, Benin City
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RE- CHEATING HOUSEWIFE GETS MARRIAGE PROPOSAL
FROM LOVER IN FRONT OF HUBBY.
Dear Bvs, compliment of the season. I am writing in to clarify the doubts that surrounded my chronicle, which was sent in by me on the 1st January 2016. Everything I narrated was true. It happened in Port Harcourt. My Husband was my first so I tag along in whatever decision he thinks is best for us. When he suggested we should concentrate less on s*e*x. Am I expected to rape him?
Countless times he has warned me to always dress properly at home, because of the kids. What happened between me and Mr O was clearly my fault. I take the blame. But it will be too bad if Anyone feels Jakophite is the one sending in these chronicles.. Things are happening, some people want to talk about it. But they are afraid to do so because of the negative energy they will receive. So They keep silent and deny others the opportunity to learn from their mistakes. Please we all should appreciation to the and#34;CHRONICLESand#34; platform. Happy New Year Bvs.
Mrs A.
Babe abeg get back to me with what happened finally,since them say na me write am,they dont need to know the conclusion but i am interested to know how it plays out.
The reason why most Chronicles posters do not come back to update you all but do it via private email to me is because ya all always accuse me of being the writer of the chronicles and spew blah blah blah.not everyone has the writing skills that most of you have and some of them in trying to safe guard info that will give them away end up having little holes in their stories but how does it mean that Jakophite wrote.
I wish you all know how busy i am to even sit down constructing Chronicles,i dont even have time to edit and that is why i ask for edited Chronicle.
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GOD ANSWERS PRAYERS
Good day Jakophite and happy new year.Im a blog member.(i comment as ****but would go Anonymous for this testimony.) This is my testimony..God answers prayers...I hope my story encourages someone to try God this year..
I got married 2008 and had my son February 2009..I had a miscarriage July 2010 and after that nothing happened till last year.i prayed,went to hospitals,fasted but it wasnt Gods time for me yet.December 31st 2004 I ran to church for crossover and I cried to God to bless me .that 2015 would not pass by without him blessing me with another child.I also started exercising to lose weight and also increase my chances of conception.jan,feb came nothing happened and I still held on to him..by March I cried to him and reminded him I had only that month left in order to give birth last year. My period came march 30th.i didnt know I conceived till I was almost 7 weeks gone...even when the devil tried with threatened abortion,I held God firm ...did my scan and my edd was 6th jan 2016..I cancelled it and believed God will honour my covenant with him.i told friends that even if it was 31st dec 11:59 last year I would deliver .God confirmed his word..my princess came a day before the end of last year. ...Today,I rejoice because my God has blessed me with children,hormonal imbalance couldnt stand on Gods way...the same God who has made me glad will make someone who is ready to challenge him glad this year.Amen.
Grateful blog member
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MY BOO JAYMOORE WANTS TO GIVE N1OOK TO FIVE BVS
Good things are happening to good people and we thank God.
Jaymoore told me this morning he has 100k to give out to five bvs
and i suggested some names to him.Please if your name is not on this
list,dont take it personal.I will suggest other names next time
Jaymoore says
Jakophite,I want to share 100k among the below BVs, kindly ask them to send their account information to you....
1. MartinsAboy
2. Sunshine
3. Miss Ess
4.Somadina Obi
5. Eesah
Jaymoore is currently in the Motherland and I am still trying to convince him to meet with some BVs.Who wants to meet with Jaymoore and take him sight seeing?LOL
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CHARMED BY THE SIDE CHICK
Good Day Jakophite,
I Am so addicted to chronicles and decided to share what my friend is going through. My friend had been living a fabulous life, good husband, lovely kids, big house, flashy cars. Her hubby was a business tycoon and travelled a lot, he could go on a trip and spend 2months abroad, touch down in naija for a week and go back again.
I noticed my friend wasnt her usual self and convinced her to open up. What she told me scared the hell out of me. She was doing the usual cleanup when the saw a letter addressed to a woman telling her attached is this 2m for your upkeep.
Jakophite, my friend being team snoop and James bond found out the woman in question was already pregnant for her husband. She concluded it was juju because the side chick is a matured woman.
My friends hubby stopped sending down money when she approached him with evidence of his dirty ways, didnt care about the kids, bought a house in Ajah for the old woman. We have been going to prayer houses, but no miracle is forth coming. Am also scared of my marriage as my hubby is insisting we adopt a baby.....who knows if he has impregnated somebody.
Married women in the house, men are dangerous!!!
Hmmmm,not all men are dangerous please!
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NEW YEAR SHOPPING
Hello Jakophite, compliments of the season. I know you had a wonderful celebration.
I pray this makes it to IHN tomorrow.
Am back again with my buy buy.
I would want to patronize any bvn that sells corporate gowns in enugu or good quality turkey gowns in Onitsha or Asaba.if you have to sell, chat me up on whatsapp-07086931428.
Thank you soo much.
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PLEASE HELP A HEALTH-CONSCIOUS LADY IN NEED
I am an ardent reader of your blog, may God
continue to bless the works of your hands. I am in dire need of Ceylon
Cinnamon(in its natural form) and orignal/ unadulterated honey. I am resident in Kaduna and would really love anyone with useful information on where I can get these products and/or anyone who sells them and is willing to waybill
to my location to please drop a mail. julietnatha24@gmail.com. Happy
new year!!!.
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My own and#34;Santaand#34; located me on Jan 1st,2016
Hi Jakophite! Compliments of the season to you and fellow BVs. I want to appreciate a kind hearted BV on your blog. She posted a Christmas give-away 2 weeks ago, about sharing a bag of rice among some BVs living in Owerri. I applied by sending her a mobile message. Then on the 1st day of January, she called to tell me I was chosen so I went and picked my own give-away. She didnt just give me rice,she added some tins of tomatoes. And it was my first time to apply for a give-away on your blog!! Queenluchi,you really surprised me and I couldnt express my joy! I pray God to bless you abundantly and grant you all the desires of your heart in this new year and in the years to come and may you have a Fruitful New Year. BV Ella
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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE / GIVEAWAY
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NOTE: I am very very affordable. You must be resident in Port-Harcourt and its environs. Giveaway winners will be randomly chosen and names will be published here. Good luck. Sharon.
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MAKE UP TRAINING REQUEST
Im presently on maternity leave and in need of a make up artiste who can train me for two weeks at a token. I reside in Abeokuta. Any good MUA that is willing can contact me on 08055376727.
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Chronicles/The 19 years old boy struggling with celibacy
Dear Jakophite,
I read about the 19 years old boy struggling with celibacy and I would love to counsel him.I am a born again christian who works with youth. I also coordinate RebirthRAIN NGO. Kindly forward my email address to him (shirley.aghotse@gmail.com)
Thanks for your consideration.
Warmest regards.
Smally,please contact this lady directly.God bless you Maam!.
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BAKING TOOLS and ACCESSORIES NEEDED
Hello Mrs Jakophite, happy new year to you and Bv family.
Please I want BVs to help me with baking tools and accessories.
I want to undergo a training on cake and small chops to make ends meet instead of staying ideal. I was able to save up for the training which is to commence by January but when I went to register, I was told I need to buy my personal tools and materials that I will use during the training. I have been sad ever since I was told because I dont have any money for such.
Please I will appreciate any BV that can give me both new and old tools, or the ones they are not using. I can be reached via decgirl200@gmail.com
Thanks.
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QUESTION FOR MARRIED COUPLES
Hi steller how are you? Please hide my email address, I have these question I want to ask my fellow blog visitors, d married ones only just like yourself, I just had my second baby few days ago just a week ago and my hubby is already flirting with me he want to make love to me so bad like he has never seen me before and the worst part is that he sucks my boobs more than d baby does.
He drink my breastmilk more than my new baby that I even wonder if his mum ever breastfeed him,i have to rush to the kitchen even at midnight to feed myself, I find it strange that a full grown respected and well educated man like my husband enjoy drinking breast milk so I said let me ask my fellow married women if my husband is strange or do all men do that in secret? And are there some new mum who had s*e*x during just one week after child delivery? And how was it?
when I had my 1st baby he was out of the country and came back when my baby was already 4months so d gap for s*e*x created itself but these time is different, though I feel very normal down there I dont even feel like I just had a baby maybe cos I had these one out of the country and i was giving an injection that prevented me from having a painful contraction so I feel very ok and normal down there,even at that I still feel 1week is too early to have s*e*x so I want to know what other women do when there husband ask for s*e*x 1week after childbirth? And do there husband drink their breastmilk too?
Pls if u are not married and dont have something serious to contribute just shut up ok! Thanks steller.
LMAO.....I dont understand the breast sucking so please let me join others in shutting up.heheheheeheeh.
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Z10 FOR SALE
Good day Jakophite and fellow bvns. I have a blackberry Z10 for sale. It comes with a glass screen guard,earpiece and phone pouch. Its in perfect conditions. I just need the money. Its going for 26k(negotiable). I can be reached via my email address: alimssteph@yahoo.com
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Help with ICAN exams preparation
Good day Jakophite,
Prosperous 2016 to you and yours.
Thank you for giving us your platform to reach out. God bless you more. Kindly help post in in-house news. (its a bit long though, I just want to be explicit enough for those that will have questions to ask)
I seek help from anyone who can please share their knowledge with me by taking me classes on ICAN papers: Public Sector Accounting and Finance as well as Advanced Taxation. I also need textbooks and other reading materials that can aid my preparations for May exams.
I already have ACCA but my current employment does not reckon with it 100% hence the reason I am going for ICAN qualification as it is paramount to my career advancement. I have exhausted my savings on registration and paying for exemptions (about #120,000). I am currently saving up the #60,000 for these two papers hence, the reason I cannot afford to pay 40,000-50,000 to attend lectures.
I am an average student that assimilate faster and better when I have face to face interactions else I would have studied on my own. I tried reading the ICAN study packs last year but could not comprehend and do not have anyone to help.
Please any kind hearted BV that can help should come to my rescue.
My contact mail is brighterdayzahead@gmail.com
My location is Ikorodu on weekends and Ikeja on weekdays.
Thank you all.
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CAKE BAKER NEEDED
Please i need someone really good at baking within port harcourt and cost range N5000 and below.
NB: it is going to be a continous contract. Please contact 07051399428 or mailspicybella2@yahoo.com
Thanks.
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A STORY TO LEARN FROM
Theres this man that sells books where I work. One day I greeted him and he just felt like sharing a story with me. He said he did a job for a school and was supposed to be paid about thirty thousand naira. Hes been expecting the pay for sometime as his son who is in secondary school has been complaining about not having textbooks yet. So one day, the school called him to come collect his money and he was so excited and promised his son that he would buy his textbooks that same day. The man finally collected the money and joined a bus back to town. He was sitting next to the bus conductor who was already irritating him with his rudeness and all of a sudden he noticed a hundred naira note slip from the conductors hand and he immediately thought of just picking up the money and keeping it to himself but his conscience wont allow him an then he decided to give the conductor the money back. He said he noticed something strange about the guys reaction when he gave him back the money but couldnt really read what it meant. Finally, this man got to his bus stop and the moment he alighted, he checked his pocket and noticed that his thirty thousand naira was gone. He immediately remembered the conductors reaction when he gave him back the hundred naira and he knew it was the same guy that took his money. Of course he was really sad and almost started to cry on the road because he knew he had failed his son but then he remembered he almost traded a hundred naira for his thirty Thousand naira and suddenly, he felt at peace. He could not imagine how he would have felt if he didnt return the hundred naira. The bitterness would have been too much to handle and he definitely would have thought God was punishing him for greed. So he went home and pleaded with his son to give him more time and also thanked God for peace of mind.
I hope we all learn something from this story.
Ireti ...
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Plea for IELTS material
Greetings Jakophite love and fellow BVN
Please am in need of IELTS materials. Anybody that have anyone to spare should please mail me pearlon24@yahoo.com.
Thanks
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SWIMMING POOL, WATER FALL, KOI PONDS AND AQUARIUMS
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For your aquarium setup, all type of ornamental fishes, aquarium fish bowl, installation and construction of wall aquarium in the sitting room, center table aquarium or the normal sitting room aquarium, or you need a custom aquarium that will fit a corner, or angle in your living room, we can set it up in that your just rented or finished house or your uncompleted house to match with the living room setup.
Contact us on whatsapp: 08034214305, BBM pin: 58C42477 Ping for pictures and price list. We deliver nationwide, call or ping us today We are ready to serve you better and give you the best of our service.
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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE
Happy 2016 to SDK and my fellow BV.
I have some human hairs for sale and the prices are affordable,I also have pure virgin hairs. Please BV patronise me and I have serum/curl keeper for free on each hair and free delivery nationwide. I can be reached on bbm 2B4A0657 whatsapp 08136444513. God bless this family.
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MAKE UP ARTIST SENDIS IN SHOKI AAAH
Are you looking for a professional makeup artist for your wedding day or for any occasion at an affordable price? Search no further, as you wont regret patronising us. Professional and personal makeup classes are on, register with us today. We are located in Benin City,but can travel anywhere at an affordable cost.
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Happy new year every one!
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TOYOTA CAMRY MUSCLE
please I am looking for a Toyota Camry muscle to buy for the new year...please is there any one in abuja who has a good Toyota Camry muscle car for sale at a very affordable price should contact me on 08090169093( WhatsApp preferably)
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SAFETY BOOT TO GIVE OUT
I have this safety boot to give out , its a rocklander size 43 safety boot .it has never been worn and has been collecting dust in my house,,..if you need it , you can contact me on 07068791063..I stay at kubwa abuja...
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SOWING A SEED FOR A TURNAROUND IN 2016
Happy New Year Jakophite, may God renew your strength this year, may you increase in Glory.
Jakophite, you dont know the impact you have on people out there honestly...your blog was my companion all through 2015 when I became a regular visitor. 2015 was my worst year, my travails took a new dimension in 2015, I had enough tears to fill a well in 2015, I was literally begging in order to survive at a point, in 2015, I became a laughing stockfish to friends and family.
Now, I cant even rejoice genuinely for seeing the new year.
I have heard of sowing seeds and the turnaround it brings in ones life, since prayers and fasting have only succeeded in making things worse, I have decided to sow a seed with my widows mite hoping that this last option brings about the miracle that is so needed in my life this year, this seed I sow in tears believing I will reap in laughter by Gods grace. Please Bvs manage it I beg you and pray for a breakthrough in my life this year....
Thank you.
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He who began a good work in you is FAITHFUL TO COMPLETE AND WILL TURN YOUR TEARS INTO DANCING AGAIN!
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A PLOT OF LAND FOR SALE AT ITAM, UYO.
Hello! Happy new year Jakophite and my fellow SDK BVs, This is a year of spreading for all of us (Amen). Thanks for this platform ma. I have a complete plot of land located at Ikot Ekwere - Itam in Uyo for sale, the land is in a serene and open place, it is positioned directly behind the Akwa-ibom state owned ceramics company. THE ASKING PRICE FOR THE LAND IS; N2,000,000 (two million naira). If youre interested in buying the land please call: 08063084148,08025518752, 08092424007. Thanks.
DAKKADA NA AKWA-IBOM ADO OK
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Appreciation to Bv. Phina
I really want to appreciation BV Phina Granger for d boys shoe/clothes she gave me. I applied for her Timberland Boots giveaway and even when I was not in lagos she agreed to still give them to me.
Dear BV Phina...May God bless you for me, may he reward you for the goodness you showed to me and my family. May God bless you for me.
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