2015-11-24

Hmmmm.....na wah!

So you mean to tell me that.........

LAUNDRY SERVICES

run CleanUp Laundry Services at Ilupeju, and I need customers to patronise my business. Im basically into laundry of big clothings like curtains, beddings, duvets, towels, even big teddy bears, etc but I can still do smaller clothings. Please if you live in or around  Ilupeju, Obanikoro, Palmgrove, Onipan, Anthony please patronise me. I wont disappoint. Shoki will definitely follow after patronage. Here are my contact details 08099007531, koyinlade@yahoo.com

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ADELES HELLO COMPETITION ON SDK BLOG.
Closing date is November 30th...
Please in your HELLO covers.
Those of you who pledged monies towards the competition
should please contact me for account details.If you ignore this and pretend like you dont know what i mean,I wont reach out to you,I will send your case
file to God.

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CHRISTMAS IS HERE ALREADY

Do you live in PH and have been longing to learn a skill, then this is for you.

Makeup and Gele tying training!!!!

Come and learn how to do not just good but great MAKE-UP/GELE TYING and make some good money this Christmas.

Date- 27th - 29th November 2015

Time - 10am-1pm (1st batch)

3pm - 6pm (2nd batch) daily

FEE - #3,000 only.

***Call/whatsapp 08098771079 to register. the first BV to call will get a FREE TRAINING.

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PROPERTIES FOR SALE IN ABUJA

With a Mortgage interest rate at 14.99% for 7 years, you too can own a home at Hortigraph Estate, ASO Garden Estate and Meadows Estate.

4 Bedroom detached duplex +Bq = 39.9m

4 bedroom terrace townhouse +Bq = 28.9m

3 bedroom terrace townhouse +Bq =  24.9m

3 bedroom Highrise = 19m

3 bedroom and 2 bedroom block of flats = 23.5m and 17.5m respectively.

Bungalows = Prices ranging from 8.2m.

Call 08064080639 or email Janechukz007@yahoo.com

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PLEA FOR A SELLER

If you work with a company that sells large volume of USD inflow or

you have USD inflow to sell, we at Rhubarb can always buy at a good rate from you.

If you know a company that sells  USD Inflow a commission will be given to you.

We can be reached on rhubarbresources@gmail.comor 08151391423

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Give Away and Shoki for One Lucky BV

My fellow BVs let me introduce you to Urban Religion Apparels an online store for your fashion statement pieces that delivers nation wide.

In the spirit of the upcoming Black Friday, Urban Religion Apparels will be giving one lucky BV an Alexander Wang Fold Over Purse (see pic below) to groove this xmas season with. To qualify for this give away you have to follow our IG page @urbanreligion, repost the giveaway pic on your IG page with the harsh tag #sdkurbanreligionblackfridaygiveaway and the pic with the most likes by Friday (27th of Nov) wins. Simple isnt it?

PS: As Urban Religion Apparels is based in PH any lucky BV in PH with the most likes will get to pick up her giveaway at no extra cost while any BV based outside PH will pay a token for waybill.

God bless you alland#55357;and#56842;

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NEWLY ARRIVED US FIRST GRADE HANDPICKED BALES

Order for your US grade A handpicked wears.You have nothing to worry about because the wears were handpicked.she buys in pieces from different stores in US, pack and sealed the bales herself before shipping.So there are no rags there and she also ax a brand name shes protecting.Available bales are dresses, blouses, office shirts, polo/tshirts, skirts, jeans, pant trousers, children wears etc.All the bales are 75k each except for the children bale which is 80k last price.Anyone interested should come to 5 sunny Adele close off Awoniyi elemo street Ajao Estate (airport road)For more info call/whatsapp 08063238801.here are the pics of blouse bale and other bales to have an idea of how it looks like before buying.

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Appreciation for Giveaway

I want to thank bv Bimpe for giving me vital sensitive scalp healing cream. Shes such a nice lady. Please you guys should patronise her. She sells natural hair products at affordable price. Heres her number. 07032378915. Thanks!

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THANKS TO CHRISTOPHER

I want to say a big THANK YOU to Christopher.I got MTN 1k from him.I appreciate it a lot.He was really patient,with me going back and forth on my preferred network.Thanks Jakophite for this wonderful platform.God bless.

And to you Chris,happy birthday in advance!

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Thank you ISHAWPHOTOS  Port Harcourt

Good day Jakophite...I wish to sincerely thank ishawaphotos for giving me this beautiful shoe...I applied for the giveaway and was selected... Ma may God bless you ... pH Bvs please patronise her for your baby pictures, wedding and child dedication pictures...she is a lady with class .. Thanks Jakophite for this platform...from BV Nostyk...

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PROMO! PROMO!! PROMO!!!

• Buy your long span and Gerard tiles roof worth up to 500thousand naira and above and get our armored doors FREE!

• For those getting casement/sliding windows you can take home one turkey door FREE!

• For those interested in doing stainless you can get two drums of paint (the color of your choice) FREE!

• Our referrals are not left out as well, as we are having a giveaway for people interested in joining our referral scheme. If you know someone who has an ongoing project refer us today and get lovely giveaway prizes.

We want to serve you better. Visit us today at Iquality Global services at No 39b fadiya street ketu or our branch office at 750,ikorodu road opposite B.R.T station,Owode-lagos.

For more information call 08032260795 or visit
www.iqualityglobalsolutions.blaogspot.com

Hurry while offer lasts for our first 20 callers with jobs for us gets 10 bags of cement.

Terms and conditions apply

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FEEDBACK ON CHILD PROSTITUTION POST IN LAST WEEKS IHN

Salutations to Mrs Korks and fellow BVs. This is the teacher that sent a mail about her pupil engaging in what I call and#34;child prostitutionand#34; This mail is to inform you guys on how far I have gone.

I asked her to call her sister but she refused (probably because she thinks I will sell her out) so after much wait,I secretly looked for other pupils who knew her and sent for her through them.

The young lady came yesterday Morning only for me to find out she is her step mum. The lady was very friendly and showed concern about the girls welfare even my other colleagues saw this too ( I told my colleagues but asked them not to confront) so we spoke with this her step mum and she told us she personally brought this girl from the village 5years ago when she saw the girl was wasting away without attending school or learning a trade.

She said she had always noticed that this my pupil does not eat at home most times and also,neighbours told her that the girl was always buying stuff for herself and,they caught her having s*e*x with a guy in the gutter one night. She said the girl is so scared of her dad so,she(my pupil) doesnt tell her things for the fear of the step mum telling the father.

According to her,shes not stopping her from having boyfriend as the said girl is 18 yrs old even her younger siblings are out of secondary school while she is still in primary 4. The only thing her step mum wants now is for her to know the boy(s) sleeping  with her in case she gets pregnant as she(the step mum) doesnt even knew when the girl sees her period monthly. She begged me to make her tell the names of the boys .

we the teachers begged her not to inform her dad yet and also not scare her when she gets home so the girl will still have that trust in me.

So during break I called her aside and she told me one of the guys has a girl friend,(the one that slept with her in the gutter at night. The gutter is this very wide one that is a big drainage . those in Benin knows this water storm project gutter)he lives near our school but she doesnt know his name.

She told me the other guys name and said hes a mechanic apprentice I told her to try and collect their phone numbers.
Heres her photo(for your eyes only Jakophite) she doesnt remember the names of others

So what should be our next step??? Should I just leave the matter to her step mum and dad to handle?because her step mum said she cant accommodate her any longer and as such,shes sending her back to the village because if she becomes pregnant, she(her step mum will be blamed. According to her,and#34;if I know say she don spoil like this I for no put my hand carry her come Benin I tink say na help I de but Angela don too spoil even before she come people tell me but I no hear, Even her mama never carry phone call her one day since five years. Na me one come carry the curse? She no go follow us do December I go take her go villageand#34;

WOW...she is already 18years old?Hmmm she looks really tough,like someone life has dealt a tough blow.I wish i could post her pic here but i cant ,not even becos you say so but becos of the circumstances of the story.
Taking her back to her mum might not help matters but at this point of the risk of pregnancy and others,it is the most advisable thing to do.

This girl has a long journey to recovery and the patience,time and money of whoever will want to rehabilitate her.BV why dont you take her in?lol

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

please I want fellow bvs to patronize my aunt(Enilb Creations) she does wonderful beads and wire works ..all you need do is send in your design..30% discount for the first 5 bvs to send her message on whatsapp...I will send in shoki ahn as soon as we make sales..she can be reached on  07088841635 whatsapp ,Bb pin : 56409C27 IG:enilbcreations,fb:Enilb creative world

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MEMO TO BVS

Im a great fashion enthusiast,I want to know if theres any BV who can teach me pattern drafting/fashion illustration at a very very subsidized rate or for free,as I cant afford a fashion school at the moment.

Thank you very much maam

Location could be Lagos or Ibadan.

I can be contacted on;08117755482 or bbm pin;562D534E

Thanks

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CHRIS AIRTIME RECEIVED

Good day Jakophite,

Im an ardent reader of your blog. I only read comments and participate silently. God bless you for this platform and the awesome things that has been achieved through this medium, I bless you always.

I got the credit from BV Chris. God bless you beyond your imaginations, I really appreciate your kind gesture. ‎Happy birthday in advance.

Thanks Jakophite

Have a blessed week

BV Mcpweetie

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THANK YOU BV BIMPE

Good day Jakophite, I so much love your blog, Keep the good work moving. My appreciation goes to Bv Bimpe who promise to make subscription for two Bvs  friday In house news, although the two Bvs were already chosen but out of her Kindness she still made subscription for me. Bv Bimpe may God bless you. From Bv Ifeoluwa

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MARRIAGE VENDORS NEEDED IN THE EAST

By the Grace of God, i will be doing my introduction in the East by January next year. Please i need Vendors who specialize in Small chops and Asun. These vendors should reside in Enugu or its Environs. Vendors should contact me through my email mailnelly01@yahoo.com.

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DRIVER NEEDED

Dear Sis,

U are the best!!!
since i discovered your blog few months ago, i have been an addict..i swear.

May our good God continue to bless you and your household abundantly..Amen

I will be grateful if this can feature in IHN for tomorrow.. we need company driver for my office. Below is the requirement:

Interested candidate must have a valid driver license;

Work experience: 5years and above

Should be between age 35-50years.

Must have at least an SSCE ceetificate

And should reside either in ibafo or magboro area of ogun state as the person he will be working directly with stays in that area.

Salary is between N30-35K monthly

Interested candidate should send their cv to sholaganny11@yahoo.com.

Blow job to you Jakophite of life..Lol

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PLEA FOR USED CLOTHES

My dear bvs, please am in need of clothes, the little ones am putting on have all worn out, and I dont have money, still job hunting. Please my fellow bvs, help me in any way you can, at least make I follow my mates look good for this Xmas period, I will gladly appreciate any thing you give.I wear trousers, size 30.gown size 10. I stay in Onitsha, Anambra state. I can be reached on 07056327641.thank you.

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SMALL CHOPS AND CHAPMAN VENDOR NEEDED

Hello BVs,

I have a small bridal shower coming up mid next month.

Im looking for vendors for small chops and chapman for 8 people.

Kindly contact me on nananf1991@gmail.com

Thanks

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FLASH DRIVES JUST FOR YOU

Customized to your taste flash drives/storage devices,power bank for sale .

suitable for souvenirs(weddings,birthdays,campaigns etc), suitable to increase your corporate image, and can also serve as training tools for training organizations etc .Capacity from 2 gigabytes to 128 gigabytes.

Minimum order is 100 pieces plus free delivery anywhere in Nigeria. 30% discount to all BVS. Free flash drive to number 200th person to comment and the first person to send email.
Contact email fademorale01@gmail.com

phone: 07065041071.

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THANK YOU BLOG VISITOR CHRIS FOR THE RICHARD CARDS.
He said it and he did it and i am sure 35 people who have mailed me will attest to the 1k credit they all received yesterday....He still has about 670 mails to go through but he is done giving out credit.
Dont know if he will change his mind.he says his fellow bv are all so funny.i SURE SAY SOME GO DON MAIL AM PROPHESY for him destiny...LMAO.
Thanks Chris.

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STAYHIGH SOLUTIONS

and#34;The Festive Period is Here Again. Are u planning an EVENT? An engagement, Birthday Party,Launching, Office party,Wedding and so on. Let STAYHIGH SOLUTIONS get involved. We have got the best vendors at hand. From good cocktails,to best grills,our event decorator will put smiles to ur faces,wonderful catering service and our security guys will never compromise.Give us a call today and let us WOW you. For the First 5 SDK family to buzz,i will plan your events free of charge‎

For more information or enquires! Contact us :

Twitter : @stayhigh2087

Email: bebevg@yahoo.com

Mobile:08171980486,08135795623

and#34;YOUR EVENT......OUR PROBLEM,BREATHING LIFE INTO EVERY EVENT



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STOCKFISH!

Dear Jakophite Mi,

In the spirit of shoki, kindly find attached some airtime; i purposely arranged the cards this way... for all the times I tried to load shoki only for me to find out it has been used by another bv... #tongue out.

You can visit us at 16 block A white sand market Oyingbo, or you can call these numbers 07066731145 or 07081197015.

For customers outside lagos you can place your order as long as you willing to pay for your waybill. Beautiful wives of SDK xmas is approaching, buy your stockfish now, it wont go bad as long as its kept in an airtight container it can last for up to six months and its more economical.

Thank you Jakophite...

YOU ARRANGED THE CARDS UPSIDE DOWN?HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

please tell us how much a bag of stockfish is in the comment section.I am interested in buying some for my Aunt as Xmas present.

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