2016-12-13
At last, you can be the night. Or hide from a disapproving crowd.
Oh, we all have our secret identities behind closed doors. We all dress as bats or arrows or spiders or whatever. We just don't like TALKING about it. Yeah. Part of being an American is that all those dirty little secrets that are legal but embarrassing SHOULD be hidden away! Just because it's your right, that doesn't mean we all want to know about it! So get some blackout curtains. Seriously. Especially you, guy who lives behind me. I'm not judging you for it. I just NO LONGER CARE TO SEE IT.