2015-10-08

It’s been two months since the shocking revelation that Tom Mulcair and “Gilmore Girls”’s Taylor Doose are basically the same person.

They look like they’re long lost twins – but moreover, they both have lofty political goals. As town selectman, Taylor Doose keeps Stars Hollow on the straight and narrow, while Mulcair hopes to become Canada’s next prime minister.

So, I bring you Who Said It: the Tom Mulcair or Taylor Doose Edition. Even hardcore Team Taylor and Team Tom supporters (these teams must exist, right?) may have a hard time with a few of these. Let us know how you did by tweeting @YahooPOP.

P.S.: I’ll take my Pulitzer now, thank you.

The quote: “We got an answer that had nothing to do with the question, that included swear words.”

Who said it: Tom Mulcair, speaking to reporters after a question period in September 2014.

The quote: “You have to do something! People want action!”

Who said it: Taylor Doose, when trying to figure out who set up a fake murder scene outside of Doose’s Market in season 2, episode 8.

The quote: “Is the money just in the wrong filing cabinet, is it hidden in the minister’s gazebo, is the money in the banana stand?”

Who said it: Tom Mulcair, during a May 2013 question period. His “Arrested Development” reference kind of went viral.

The quote: “I was into the original boy bands: the Beatles, the Rolling Stones…towards the end of high school, Led Zeppelin was a big favourite of ours.”

Who said it: Tom Mulcair, talking to Nardwuar the Human Serviette about the music he listened to growing up.

The quote: “Gentlemen, I would sincerely like to thank you for wasting my time.”

Who said it: Taylor Doose in season 3 episode 6, trying to convince Stars Hollow’s church officials to not let the town loner protest on church property – protesting is “un-American!”

The quote: “Sorry to destroy your Perry Mason moment.”

Who said it: Tom Mulcair, speaking to Liberal MP Sean Casey in May 2014.

The quote: “None of you are interested in addressing this scourge?”

Who said it: Taylor Doose, posing the question to the townspeople when Luke and Lorelai start dating in season 5, episode 3.

The quote: “Small town law enforcement presents many challenges – chief among them, how to police our streets without an actual police force.”

Who said it: Taylor Doose, explaining to the citizens of Stars Hollow the reasoning behind a traffic light camera in season 7, episode 1.

The quote: “Maybe we should make some money by turning it into a show where we do the renos live week by week.”

Who said it: Tom Mulcair, joking about his renovation plans for 24 Sussex Dr. on “This Hour Has 22 Minutes.”

The quote: “This is all very fascinating.”

Who said it: Taylor Doose, in season 2, episode 3 of “Gimore Girls” in regards to Laurelai’s bachelorette party plans. 

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