We said we’d bring you something different and we have!
Ladies and Gentle-fuckheads, I, your ever loving Uncle Ani and the Grue team bring you the new and improved, Gruemonkey!!!
So what’s going on here besides a spiffy new look? Well, glad ya asked!
Grue is no longer just your run of the mill Horror news site (Not that we’ve ever been…). We’re now officially a HUB for the horror community. Ya see, we’ve felt for sometime that the horror community was missing something. I mean, there is so much content out there, problem is, it can get fucking repetitive. I don’t want to read the same article from 50 different fragging sites. I also don’t want to have to spend hours on Google or surfing through ton’s of sites to try and get all the groovy horror news of the day or to see that new trailer. There needed to be a way to make shit more convenient, ya dig?
So our fearless leader Tim Manton brainstormed, which is actually really a light drizzle, and came up with a grand idea! One so good I couldn’t believe that fuckstick thought of it! He ran into our office and yelled “We’ll be the Google of horror!”
Hellter and I weren’t impressed, but then he explained it. Ya see, we gather all the best horror news and connect the horror community to it. Linking news and interesting pieces from all the popular sites such as Bloody Disgusting, Dread Central, Arrow in the Head, and more. A list of all the hottest news, release dates for all upcoming horror flicks, Games, books, etc. The best horror blog’s, sites, and so much more!
All that and we still have original content as well.
There’s Scream Queen Jessica Cameron’s Ladies to Die For in which Jess herself writes about various Scream Queen’s each month.
Celebrity Horror Picks in which Celeb’s give us their top 8 favorite horror films and tell us why they love them!
Our monthly Gruemonkey Comic Strip
Horror Site of the Month in which a spotlight is put on a horror site you should def visit.
Various trivia and contests
Plus coverage of all horror from all four corners of hel…er…the globe!
There is so much more that we’re currently working on that will go up in the coming days, shit’s gonna get real son!
Annnnnnnd guess what else???!!!
This is only phase one of a new 3 phase plan. The next phase is gonna bigger than even all this. I can’t say much but Gruemonkey is creating something that will bring the Horror Community together even more!
We are the NUMBER ONE source for horror on the web and we’re gonna prove it. Stick around Grue-ling’s, we just getting started yo!!!
Oh and….SCREW YOUR BANANAS!!!!!!