Hello, autumn. Prepare to be even more beautiful. Here are the top beauty products for this fall!
1. TONYMOLY Red Appletox Honey Cream, $16
urbanoutfitters.com
It’s an apple-scented gel cream in a pot that LOOKS LIKE AN APPLE.
2. Soap Revolt Natural’s Big Pumpkin Bar, $8
urbanoutfitters.com
Pumpkin BUTTER? I imagine this is like having slippery shower sex with a pumpkin pie. To which I say: Pumpkin me, baby. Pumpkin me HARD.
3. Revlon Parfumerie Autumn Spice Scented Nail Polish, $4.79
drugstore.com
Not only is this polish the color of glittery fall foliage, it has an autumn spice scent. SMELL MAH NAILS, BIOTCH.
4. Bit Beauty Cinnamon Plumping Lip Oil, $22
sephora.com
This gloss gives your lips a tingle, plumps them up, and makes them feel like they just had a makeout session with CinnaMAN.
5. St. Ives Revitalizing Pear & Soy Body Wash, $5.99
walgreens.com
Just like sudsing up in a pear orchard. Pear-y nice.
6. Fekkai Apple Cider Shampoo, $17.99
drugstore.com
This fancy apple cider shampoo will purify your hair, removing buildup and grossness. Just picture yourself: Dressed in a cashmere sweater, suede boots crunching colorful leaves, your hair, FUCKING PERFECT. FUCK YEAH FALL.
7. Shamanuti Pumpkin Enzyme Masque, $32
birchbox.com
Don’t be fooled by its jolly orange hue — pumpkin enzymes are INTENSE. They might rip your face off. In the best way possible.
8. Sephora Luster Matte Long-Wear Lip Color In Cranberry, $16
sephora.com
This is just a very bright, very perfect, very cranberry hue for fall. PRETTYPRETTYPRETTY.
9. MyChelle White Cranberry Skin Cleanser, $17.27
walgreens.com
Just like puttin’ your face in a friggin’ cranberry bog. YOU WILL BE CLEANSED.
10. Fresh Brown Sugar Hand Cream, $18.50
neimanmarcus.com
Step one: Spread on thick. Step two: Smell the comforting smells of brown sugar. Step three: EAT YOUR HANDS BECAUSE OMFG FINGERS HOW DO YOU SMELL SO GOOD.
11. Fig + Yarrow Rose + Vanilla Tinted Lip Blush, $10
urbanoutfitters.com
This is like the essence of fall in a lip balm. Smear that fall ON.
12. Butter London Nail Lacquer In Brick Lane, $15
sephora.com
A mix of red and golden shimmer is like leaves set on fire. FIRE I SAY!!! MUAHAHAH.
13. Bobbi Brown Lip Color In Pumpkin Orange, $26
sephora.com
I feel like if there was a Miss Thanksgiving contest, the winner would wear this color. SO GO OUT THERE AND FUCKING WIN, LIPS.
14. Bath & Body Works Pumpkin Latte & Marshmallow Comfort Lotion, $12.50
bathandbodyworks.com
Pumpkin latte and marshmallows. This is basically like getting a massage at Starbucks.
15. Demeter Cologne Spray In Bonfire, $6-$39.50
demeterfragrance.com
Ugh, how ANNOYING is it making a bonfire every night just so you can wear the scent on you the next day? But thanks to the miracles of modern science, that smell can now be bottled and sold and HOLY SHIT WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THIS.
16. Kiehl’s Lip Balm #1 In Cranberry, 9
neimanmarcus.com
This barely-tinted balm says to me, “Hey, I’m the cool girl who always looks like I have no makeup on and yet I am so radiant.” And I’m just like, “How? What? What are you? French or something?” So yeah, buy this lip balm.
17. Maybelline Expert Wear Eye Shadow Quad In Autumn Coppers, $6.49
walgreens.com
All the most perfect shades for the season. This will turn you into a goddamned AUTUMNAL PRINCESS.