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Late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised
to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately
impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.
The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the
Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI
background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.
By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost
and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying
"you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, complete with threats of spending
the rest of his life in prison, told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such
a heading, and sent him on his way.
The day after that though, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same
Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane...only this
time there were two people in the plane.
The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want to me, but my
wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!"
