“On Anniversary day husband looks at the marriage certificate. Wife: Does it really make you so nostalgic? Husband: No! I am looking if there is an expiry date.”
“He asked how they should celebrate their twenty-five years of marriage. She suggested a two minute silence.”
“Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.”
“The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I’ll always treasure I love you ** Happy Anniversary”
“I asked my wife, “”Where do you want to go for our anniversary?”” She said, “”Somewhere I have”
“A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, How long have you been wearing that”
“At Anniversary Party a friend asked husband: What food causes most suffering for years after eating it? Husband: The wedding cake my friend!”
“My Grandparents celebrated 55th Anniversary so I asked Grandpa the secret. He said: 2 things. When you are wrong, admit it and when you are right, say nothing”
“Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings … and lawyers”
“A husband on his anniversary: Marriage teaches you loyalty, meekness, forbearance, self-restraint and many other qualities you wouldn’t need if you were single.”
“My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I wrote the Facebook status “”I’m”
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