The weirdest, craziest and most bizarre Halloween costumes you can buy online
Halloween is traditionally about mourning the dead and honouring the lives of saints and martyrs. How we ended up with slutty nurse outfits and morphsuits is anyone’s guess, but it is an infinitely more fun holiday as a result.
You know what will make this Halloween more fun? A rockin’ costume that will have people talking about you for years to come. How do you find such a costume? You could spend hours trawling online costume stores for the funniest, craziest and weirdest outfits or try to recreate a Miley Cyrus get-up for that extra shock-factor. Or you can check out this list we prepared in advance. You’re welcome.
1. Mommy, I don’t want to grow up
Babies have it good. They sleep for about 70% of the day, eat enough food to gain roughly triple their weight and everyone’s always insisting they’re adorable. Why would anyone want to give that up?
Inflatable legs and torso
Doesn't come with shoes or socks
$9.95 delivery fee Australia-wide
Freudian slips optional
Buy it from costumes.com.au
2. Tongue and Lips
The plan with this costume is to go around asking people if you can lick them. For real. It’s a sure-fire way to make friends.
Gold standard costume
One size fits most
$7.99 delivery fee Australia-wide
Tongue-in-cheek costume
Buy it from Costume Box
3. Magnum XL
This costume comes with an extra large dose of responsibility. You have to go around to every couple that looks like they’re getting a bit too into each other and make sure they’re being safe. Trust me, they will thank you for it… eventually.
Officially licensed Trojan project
$9.95 delivery fee Australia-wide
One size fits most adults (that's what she said!)
Slogan: practice safe sex
Buy it from costumes.com.au
4. The Banana Flasher
Indecent exposure in Australia can land you in prison for up to six months, plus a hefty fine. With this outfit, you can experience the thrill of flashing your banana while only flashing… well, your banana.
One size fits most adults
Comes in two pieces
Premium quality costume
Compensating for something?
Buy it from costumes.com.au
5. Thumbs Up Willy
Thumbs Up Willy is a nice guy, but it’s not his fault his two closest friends are nuts and won’t leave him alone. On the plus side, he’s hard to beat when it comes to beer pong. Don this outfit and you’ll be swimming in penis puns all night.
Limited stock
Internal fan allows costumes to be inflated (erect) within 60 seconds
Battery pack keeps costume inflated for seven hours
Thumbs up optional
Buy it from Ozgameshop.com
6. Spam
This is basically an invitation to go around asking everyone if they want to chat to single girls in their area. Bonus points if you cut them off mid-sentence with flashing lights if possible.
Made of polyfoam
One size fits most
$9.95 delivery fee Australia-wide
Delicious
Buy it from costumes.com.au
7. Pregnant Prom Queen
What’s better than a little crossdressing for Halloween? Getting crowned prom queen and the joys of childbirth. Now you can enjoy all three with this costume. Bonus: The promo shot is super-realistic. Pregnant women should not be wearing those heels for too long.
Includes bodysuit, top and skirt
One size fits most
Free express shipping
Sugar daddy/mama not included
Buy it from Costume Box
8. Inflatable Ballerina
You don’t need multiple personality disorder to nail a Swan Lake performance. Step into this beauty and feel the kind of grace and elegance only ballerinas feel. Well… morbidly obese ballerinas...
Inflatable using an internal fan
Batteries for fan not included
One size fits most
Dance lessons not included
Buy it from costumes.com.au
9. The Super Sperm
You dress up as Super Sperm, your friend dresses up as the Magnum XL and you’ve got yourself the makings of an epic battle sure to draw crowds. Think of the YouTube views a video like that would bring in!
One size fits most
Closes with Velcro
Free express shipping
Cannot fly
Buy it from Costume Box
10. Tinkerbelly
Nothing we say here can make this costume any funnier, any weirder or give it any kind of reasonable context. There is no reason not to buy one right now. Guaranteed to make lasting – possibly traumatic – memories.
One size fits most
Includes tank top, shirt, tutu and wings
$9.95 delivery fee Australia-wide
Make all others green with envy
Buy it from Costume Box
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More Costumes for Halloween
Not up to the challenge of wearing one of these costumes? Fair enough. We can’t all be brave, comedic crowd pleasers. For the less adventurous among us, we have heaps of fun, tame and cheap costumes to choose from. Check them out.
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