David William Donald Cameron is a British politician. He served as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom since 2010 until last Friday.
Dear Cabinet and Politburo members
COMRADES, I am very happy that last week’s events in Britain vindicated our model of democracy.
The know-it-all of this world are stranded as we speak, not just because they find themselves leaderless again, but also have no clue how they will get themselves out of the mess that their Brexit mischief has gotten them into.
Surely, how can a leadership gamble with the future of the country? Who does not know that Britain is a barren island with no resources of its own that was build on resources looted from around the world … and that this has been sustained through an unfair trade regime that borders on wanton plunder … that today even the vegetables that those pink-nosed snobs eat come from our farms here?
That is the problem of having younger generations that know nothing about their country’s history… the young generations in Britain today think God created that country like that … they do not know that everything that they see there came from somewhere, which is the reason why they think they can go it alone without the rest of Europe and possibly the whole world. Very foolish!
Just to highlight how stupid these British people are, they first vote to leave the European Union (EU) after which they start trying to know what the EU is all about in the first place. They just listened to their racist politicians who were blaming all the problems that that country faces on foreigners and they thought leaving the EU would solve the problems, not knowing that being a parasitic nation that they are, they cannot survive without a host.
Very foolish!
These are the type of people who are trying to teach us about democracy … their quixotic democracy. How silly?
Isn’t a good leader someone who has been trusted to get a country or a people direction through a democratic process?
In our case, we left the Commonwealth.
What did we lose from the move apart from the chains of bondage? Nothing! It was because the leadership — in its accustomed wisdom — made a well-considered decision to leave. We did not have to hold a referendum to make such a simple decision.
This is how we have been making the best of decisions that we are known for the world over.
A good leader should just lead, not waste time trying to please his detractors, who are always hell-bent on embarrassing him, so that democracy is seen to be working.
Look at this Zuma chap, who is always lurching from one embarrassment to another because he has decided to adopt this warped western type of “democracy”, which if anything, is just stupidity at its worst.
As our sages say, a fly that does not listen to sound advice will follow a corpse into the grave… this is what the British are doing.
Anyway, to some of us there is actually no love lost … if anything, this could be good riddance to bad rubbish!
Let us see how they will go on to embarrass themselves further.
Kindest Regards
Yours Sincerely
ME
… AND CZ’S NOTEBOOK
Very happy!
As a super-patriot whose primary duty is to get very, very angry on behalf of the country’s God-given leadership, it is also Dr CZ’s duty to get very, very happy on the behalf of his country … especially when misfortunes seem to visit those that we have every reason not to like.
As a result, can anyone show very good cause why Dr CZ should not be very happy at the developments that are taking place in London? The foolish Prime Minister has just resigned over the Brexit debacle, the whole island is in turmoil, Scots are threatening to call it quits, the pound is fast drifting South and as an icing on the cake, England was knocked out of Euro 2016 by a country as tiny as Iceland!
This is real cause for celebration.
The British should never say they were not warned. Only last year, President Robert Mugabe warned them that it was in their interests to make sure that the skulls of our gallant heroes that are on display at museums in London be released, before they start fighting to set themselves free. And they thought this was just another addled threat.
As a sign of arrogance, the British continue to display in its museums some skulls of Mbuya Chahwe, the medium of the Nehanda spirit, Sekuru Gumboreshumba, the medium of Kaguvi or Murenga, Chingaira Makoni, Chinengundu Mashayamombe, Mapondera, Mashonganyika and Mutekedza Chiwashira among some of the country’s heroes of the 1890s First Chimurenga, whose heads were hacked off and taken to London as trophies by the victorious settler colonial forces.
“The First Chimurenga leaders, whose heads were decapitated by the colonial occupying force, were then dispatched to England, to signify British victory over, and subjugation of, the local population,” President Mugabe said. “Surely, keeping decapitated heads as war trophies, in this day and age, in a National History Museum, must rank among the highest forms of racist moral decadence, sadism and human insensitivity.”
Even after this warning, the British ignored it. Now chickens are coming home to roost… they only have themselves to blame for the misfortunes that are now befalling them. The earlier they get things right, the better.
If Dr CZ could have access to the negotiations, when the British eventually come to beg us to please accept the skulls, because of their importance, he would insist that a “head-rest fee” of at least two billion pounds accompany each skull!
Signs!
This week, government was negotiating with its workers so that it can pay them US$100 in the meantime, while it runs around scraping for more funds from its limited sources. These are very, very ominous signs of a dark future ahead. Most of the local authorities, parastatals and private firms that have now gone for months, sometimes extending to years without paying their employees started off by just paying their workers enough to cover their bus fares and food. Civil servants should not fool themselves into believing that they are different. It is now just a matter of time. Watch this space!
Laws
One of Dr CZ’s fans shared what he said are some hilarious laws which most of us never get to learn in schools:
Law of equality: The time taken by a wife when she says I will get ready in five minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says I will call you in five minutes!
Law of Queues: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you have moved to.
Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.
Law of Proposal: After you accept a proposal you will get a better one.
Law of getting late: When you reach early for something it will never start on time.
Law of Exam: If you didn’t read a chapter that you think is of least importance, first question will be from that chapter.
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