uhhhh quiz
1. Are looks important in a relationship? Not really, I guess for first impressions but otherwise nahh.
2. Are relationships ever worth it? Yes of course
3. Are you a virgin? Nope
4. Are you in a relationship? Nope
5. Are you in love? Nope
6. Are you single this year? I have been in a relationship this year if that’s what this question is asking, I think
7. Can you commit to one person? Yeah quite easily actually
8. Describe your crush. Gentle, adventurous, distant and close at the same time and lives in the moment and is spontaneous in character.
9. Describe your perfect mate. Dependable, likes to travel, isn’t one of those people who has to always be doing something (Sick to death organising an event or activity just so you can see someone), not religious and not conservative (I can’t fathom the immense ignorance behind these two idealisms, they would just drive me insane), reads. Not much really it is all extremely contextual really.
10. Do you believe in love at first sight? Sure it all depends on the context and people involved really
11. Do you ever want to get married? Yeah
12. Do you forgive betrayal? Depends how bad, probably I’m generally a fucking pushover
13. Do you get jealous easily? Sadly yeah
14. Do you have a crush on anyone? Yeah I guess
15. Do you have any piercings? Nope
16. Do you have any tattoos? Would like to get some
17. Do you like kissing in public? Yeah I guess
20. Do you shower every day? Pretty much
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? Good joke
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Not at all, people generally forget about me/ignore my existence
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Of course, if you can’t you shouldn’t be in a relationship
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? Doubt it
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? Yeah sure
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yeah but things change hey
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? hahahahaha yeahh
28. Have you ever been cheated on? Yeah
29. Have you ever cheated on someone? Nope
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? Not at all
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? Yes
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? Unfortunately
33. Have you ever had sex with a man? No
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? Yes
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? I have only kissed two people younger than me.
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? Yeah I guess
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? Yeah
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? No, not really
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? All the fupping time
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? Not that I can really remember.
41. Have you had sex so far this year? Yep
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? Depends on the type of kiss I guess, I dunno 10 or so minutes
43. How long was your longest relationship? 5 months as proper going out.
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? Uh 4 I guess
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011? Uhhh at least 8
46. How many times did you have sex last year? I have no idea, more than 15 times
47. How old are you? 19
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? Pretend that I don’t care while dying inside
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? The little things they do when they think people aren’t looking, their mannerisms and habits, the way they sound in the morning.
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? I would tell them to please leave
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? Of course but this would occur under unrealistic circumstances.
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? Yeah, of course various reasons time, them not making effort.
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? Not that I know of and I highly doubt there is.
54. Is there someone you will never forget? Oh yeah of course
55. Share a relationship story. This one time on valentines day when they turned up 3 hours late and didn’t think that it was a problem.
56. State 8 facts about your body I’m not good at talking about myself to be honest
57. Things you want to say to an ex? You were the worst sex I had.
58. What are five ways to win your heart? Harry Potter, is yognaught or nerdfighter, reads, appreciates good tv, a nice back.
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!) It’s 4:30 I’m not taking a picture just look at my tagged/me
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? 2 years
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? Eyes
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? hahah wow I am not putting it on here hahahahaha
63. What is your definition of “having sex”? Well I don’t consider oral sex to be actual sex but I guess if you were a lesbian or gay you might consider it sex, I can’t really explain it but there is a difference between sex and just messing around.
64. What is your definition of cheating? Flirting is pushing it but kissing onwards is cheating.
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? Who the fuck has a routine for foreplay.
66. What is your favourite roleplay? Not saying
67. What is your idea of the perfect date? Good conversation, laughter, smiles, enjoyment of company, feeling of comfort, fascination, the first time you hold their hand.
68. What is your sexual orientation? Straight
69. What turns you off? Smoking, saying “That’s so funny” instead of laughing, eating loud, poor taste in music e.g. metal
70. What turns you on? Backs, when they look you in the eye.
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? I’m not going to write a sex fic on here
72. What words do you like to hear during sex? …..
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? What do something for me!? No one ever does that. But I guess turning up at my house unannounced and taking me out haha.
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? Hair? I guess
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? I literally cannot think of something sweet anyone has ever done for me, I don’t really ever think of or expect people doing things for me
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? Probably not the sweetest thing but one I remember is sneaking a cute note into their pants for them to find later.
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? Be reasonable
78. What’s your dirtiest secret? Why the fuck would I say a secret, the notion that it is a secret is that it stays that way.
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? All the time because you know usual gubbins.
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Today, dad got home from 2 week work trip
81. Who are five people you find attractive? zooey deschanel, natalie portman, ellen page, mary elizabeth winstead, rashida jones.
82. Who is the last person you hugged? dad/mum
83. Who was your first kiss with? first proper kiss was ariel
84. Why did your last relationship fail? distance surprise surprise, people like to go on holidays and trips and move
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? lol
Well that was a waste of time