Corey Feldman: So what do you think of the script?
Corey Haim: I think it's good. I think my part is a little small, but I think the script is good.
Corey Feldman: You're going to have the fill in the blanks.
Corey Haim: You think Mark will mind?
Corey Feldman: Nah. And if he does, I'll just have a little talk with him.
Corey Haim: So how does it feel to be in the pilot's seat on this one?
Corey Feldman: It feels good. And so does that. Oh my God. Keep doing that.
Corey Haim: Hey, you want to switch?
Corey Feldman: Right now?
Corey Haim: I can wait.
Corey Feldman: No, it's okay, let's switch.
Corey Haim: Awesome.
Corey Feldman: Hello.
Corey Haim: Hello.
Corey Feldman: This is fun.
Corey Haim: I'm having so much fun.
Corey Feldman: You think we're ever going to have this much fun ever again?
Corey Haim: I know I am.
Corey Feldman: But what if this is it? What if this is our peak? Right now, this moment.
Corey Haim: Never.
Corey Feldman: But what if we look back in twenty years and it really is?
Corey Haim: I'll kill myself.
Corey Feldman: There you go. That's what I'm talking about. That kind of angst. You have to harness that shit, bro. You've got to use it.
Corey Haim: Oh, that's so nice.
Corey Feldman: Your role is such awards bait.
Corey Haim: Even if I do get nominated, there's no way I'm showing up.
Corey Feldman: That would be so cool.
Corey Haim: Or, if I do show up, I'm not even going to give a speech. I'm just going to walk up there, grab my Oscar, and flash the peace sign.
Corey Feldman: So let's do some character work. Let's think of something for you to do.
Corey Haim: How about a British accent?
Corey Feldman: I like it.
Corey Haim: Or an eye patch?
Corey Feldman: Or both.
Corey Haim: That's incredible.
Corey Feldman: Switch.
Corey Haim: Okay.
Meredith Salenger: Can I stop now? I'm getting lockjaw.
Lala Sloatman: Yeah, me too.
Corey Feldman: You can stop when Michael stops.
Meredith Salenger: Well, when is he going to stop?
Corey Feldman: I don't know. Let's ask him. Hey, Michael, are you almost done?
Michael Jackson: Pretend like I'm not here, Corey.
Corey Feldman: Right. Sorry.
Meredith Salenger: Fine.
Lala Sloatman: Whatever.
Corey Feldman: You need to be doing something.
Corey Haim: I could smoke.
Corey Feldman: Dinger doesn't smoke.
Corey Haim: You're right.
Corey Feldman: He has a limp.
Corey Haim: I can work with that. And that. I can so work with that.
Corey Feldman: But why does he have a limp?
Corey Haim: I have no idea.
Corey Feldman: That's what you need to think about.
Corey Haim: I don't think so.
Corey Feldman: You have to work from the inside out.
Corey Haim: I'm a firm believer in the outside in.
Jason Robards: Okay, you two nitwits. This two-hander is getting on my nerves. Gangway. It's my turn.
Piper Laurie: And where do you think you're going? I'm not done yet.
Harry Dean Stanton: Yeah. And what about me? It isn't fair.