Let’s face it, dads can be pretty awkward when it comes down to it. From telling dad-jokes to giving out hilariously bad advice, these guys have got it covered. If you want to have a little giggle, you absolutely have to read these tweets. These describe EVERY dad out there perfectly! Enjoy.
1. When you know just what wakes them up
doc: "your dad's been in a coma for 9 days, we're running out of ideas"
me: "let me try" [goes to adjust thermostat]
dad: [opens one eye]
— k e e t (@KeetPotato) July 13, 2015
No one in the house is allowed to mess with the thermostat EXCEPT your dad. This is a rule that everyone knows and has to live by. Fact.
2. When the jokes are just the worst
[kids party]
"This bouncy castle is twice the price of last year"
Dad no
"That's.."
Please no dad
"..Inflation for you"
*kids start crying*
— Jazmasta (@jazmasta) July 11, 2015
Okay, we could kind of see where this joke was going right from the start. The most awkward thing about dad-jokes is the fact that they are always so obvious.
3. When someone joins in with your dad’s jokes
DATE: so this is my dad and this is his porcelain cat collection
ME: wow, I feel like I’m in a
DATE: no
ME: mewseum
DAD: *nods his approval*
— Kalvin MacGhoul (@KalvinMacleod) April 21, 2016
If your date joins in with your dad’s jokes, your family will definitely love them. You need to decide whether you can deal with a lifetime of unfunny jokes.
4. Because he’s… lawn gone
Dad: Your grandpa used to cut the grass before he died, but now he's-
Son: Dad please don't…
Dad: Lawn gone.
— Boo Bice (@Pro_Jones_) September 24, 2015
Dads are probably the only people in the world who can joke about death in this way. It’s not cool and it’s not funny, but somehow dads seem to get away with it. Why?
5. When your see your dad everywhere
I never believed in reincarnation before but… Dad? pic.twitter.com/jodNw0Iom1
— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) October 3, 2014
It’s totally normal to see people after they are gone, and this person hit the nail on the head. If my dad was reincarnated as a lizard, this is totally what he’d be up to!
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